Behold the Miami-Industrial Complex:

That MiamiWhereWorldsMeet crowd got together to run this ad in Tuesday’s New York Times celebrating the Heat’s second consecutive NBA Championship:

You know what’s really So Miami?
400,000 people turned out for the victory parade.
Roughly the same number who leave Heat victories early.
(Just for scale, the Boston Celtics 2008 victory parade drew one million people.)
Can’t stand the Heat? Just wait, according to AlterNet.
‘Miami, As We Know It Today, Is Doomed. It’s Not A Question Of If — It’s A Question Of When’
Climate change is for real — and Miami has front row seats. Scientist’s explanation is highly shocking.
Jeff Goodell has a must-read piece in Rolling Stone, “Goodbye, Miami: By century’s end, rising sea levels will turn the nation’s urban fantasyland into an American Atlantis. But long before the city is completely underwater, chaos will begin.”
Helpful chart:

Okay, then. Bring on the Heat.