With Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer flaming out at Wimbledon, it’s pretty much a lock for Novak Djokovic, who rolled in the second round over Bobby Reynolds.
Odds are Djokovic will win the tournament, but his victory will be as empty as the calories in a French baguette.
Oh, wait – Djokovic has never won the French Open.
Wake us when he does.
Stupid fucking pun.
As opposed to – I dunno – your name?