The Weekend Wall Journal featured this quarter-page ad for HeatStreet.com – the second time it’s run in the Journal in the past few weeks.
The site – a product of Dow Jones & Company, parent of the WSJ and a wholly owned subsidiary of Rupert Murdoch – looks like the Journal on amphetamines.
Home page, Tuesday 1:40 am:
Better question: Was Prince actually Tourettic?
From Jonathan Lethem’s wonderful novel, Motherless Brooklyn, whose narrator has Tourette’s syndrome:
I don’t know whether The Artist Formerly Known As Prince is Tourettic or obsessive-compulsive in his human life, but I know for certain he is deeply so in the life of his work. Music has never made much of an impact on me until the day in 1986 when, sitting in the passenger seat of Minna’s Cadillac, I first heard the single “Kiss” squirting its manic way out of the car radio. To that point in my life I might have once or twice heard music that toyed with feelings of claustrophobic discomfort and expulsive release, and which in so doing passingly charmed my Tourette’s, gulled it with a sense of recognition, like Art Carney or Daffy Duck — but here was a song that lived entirely in that territory, guitar and voice twitching and throbbing withing obsessively delineated bounds, alternately silent and plosive. It so pulsed with Torettic energies that I could surrender to its tormented squeaky beat and let my syndrome live outside my brain for once, live in the air instead.
Anyway . . .
Here’s another snapshot of Heat Street:
And here’s how conservative stalwart Washington Times sees it.
Just launched: Right-leaning news site Heat Street vows to ‘mock the mainstream’
The sparse media marketplace dedicated to the needs of conservatives, right-leaners and liberty-minded folk just got a little larger. Ambitious and toting a little kryptonite: That would be Heat Street, an ambitious new online news site launched Monday by Dow Jones & Company, which also publishes The Wall Street Journal.
Ah, but step carefully. Editors Louise Mensch and Noah Kotch warn that Heat Street “is not a safe place. The pomposity of self-regarding, self-conscious, self-abusing journalists will be absent from our pages.”
We’ll see if self-regarding, self-conscious, self-abusing readers will follow suit.
Well the Missus and I trundled down to The Big Town last weekend and, say, it was swell.
Except for the drive to get there, of course. We hit four – count ’em, four – major traffic jams on the way, not to mention the full hour it takes to get from the RFK (née Triboro) Bridge to 32nd and Fifth. Total travel time: Six – count ’em, six – hours.
Fairy Tale Fashion was a unique and imaginative exhibition that examined fairy tales through the lens of high fashion. In versions of numerous fairy tales by authors such as Charles Perrault, the Brothers Grimm, and Hans Christian Andersen, it is evident that dress was often used to symbolize a character’s transformation, vanity, power, or privilege. The importance of Cinderella’s glass slippers is widely known, for example, yet these shoes represent only a fraction of the many references to clothing in fairy tales.
That’s right, perceptive reader: It’s gone.
But here are some representative samples interpreting Little Red Riding Hood from the late 18th century and from Comme des Garçons in 2015, respectively.
The whole exhibit – from Manish Arora’s Alice in Wonderland . . .
. . . to Thierry Mugler’s The Little Mermaid . . .
. . . was a hoot.
You can’t catch it in person, but you should at least catch it online.
Studio Job MAD HOUSE will be the first American solo museum exhibition of the work of collaborators Job Smeets (Belgian, b. 1970) and Nynke Tynagel (Dutch, b. 1977), who established their atelier, Studio Job, in Antwerp in 2000. Since then, they have developed a distinctive body of highly expressive and opulent work, characterized by pattern, ornament, humor, and historical, sociocultural, and personal narrative.
How personal? How about “Train Crash,” a table the pair designed in 2015.
The backstory: Job and Nynke’s personal relationship eventually turned into a train wreck, but their professional relationship stayed on track.
Sweet!
Another example of Job Studio’s work:
That’s Chartres Cathedral flipped on its side and turned into a cabinet.
Fabulous!
Then it was on to the Walter Kerr Theatre for the revival of Arthur Miller’s The Crucible with Saoirse Ronan, Ben Wishaw, Ciarán Hinds, and Sophie Okonedo.
Trailer:
It was a unique theater experience for the Missus and me – not the play, but the audience.
We were sitting in the first row of the mezzanine, where the woman of a certain age next to the Missus decided to take her shoes off and plop her feet on the railing in front of us. She proceeded to wiggle her tootsies, give herself a foot massage, and generally insert her feet into every scene of the play. I half expected her to get a mani-pedi sometime during Act Two.
Anyway, we thought Saoirse Ronan was very good, Ben Wishaw was kind of squishy, and the production overall was interesting but not compelling.
Edgar Degas is best known as a painter and chronicler of the ballet, yet his work as a printmaker reveals the true extent of his restless experimentation. In the mid-1870s, Degas was introduced to the monotype process—drawing in ink on a metal plate that was then run through a press, typically resulting in a single print. Captivated by the monotype’s potential, he immersed in the technique with enormous enthusiasm, taking the medium to radical ends. He expanded the possibilities of drawing, created surfaces with a heightened sense of tactility, and invented new means for new subjects, from dancers in motion to the radiance of electric light, from women in intimate settings to meteorological effects in nature.
We liked it a lot, and we strongly recommend you use the magnifying glasses available for most of the exhibit. We also took in Marcel Broodthaers: A Retrospective (through May 15), but we totally didn’t get it.
Anthony van Dyck (1599–1641), one of the most celebrated and influential portraitists of all time, enjoyed an international career that took him from his native Flanders to Italy, France, and, ultimately, the court of Charles I in London. Van Dyck’s supremely elegant manner and convincing evocation of a sitter’s inner life — whether real or imagined — made him the favorite portraitist of many of the most powerful and interesting figures of the seventeenth century. This is the most comprehensive exhibition ever organized on Van Dyck’s activity and process as a portraitist and the first major exhibition on the artist to be held in the United States in over twenty years.
The exhibit features about 100 works of the Flemish portraitist (see a bunch here) and provides this splendid introduction video.
We never expected to like the show as much as we did, but we did.
And there’s the irrepressible Isaac Mizrahi himself. A sampler:
Very encouraging about the sweatpants.
After that we made a quick stop at the Cooper Hewitt, where the exhibits lately never fail to disappoint. This time around it was Beauty—Cooper Hewitt Design Triennial (through August 21) that left us cold, while Thom Browne Selects (through October 23) just left us laughing.
For the next installment of the museum’s Selects series, fashion designer Thom Browne explores ideas of reflection and individuality with an installation that includes more than 50 of the museum’s historic and contemporary mirrors and frames.
Full disclosure: The Missus and I much preferred the old Cooper Hewitt of pop-up book and button exhibits to the current trendoid version with The Pen and various other high-tech gimcracks. But that’s just us.
Elegant in its simplicity yet limitless in its scope, Long Day’s Journey Into Night is the tale of an ordinary summer’s day with extraordinary consequences. Drawing so heavily from the author’s personal history that it could only be produced posthumously, the story of the Tyrone family and their battle to unearth—and conceal—a lifetime of secrets continues to reveal itself to audiences as one of the most profound and powerful plays ever brought to the stage.
The cast:
Michael Shannon and John Gallagher, Jr. were fine, but Gabriel Byrne was terrific and Jessica Lange was absolutely riveting.
And no bare feet – in the audience, at least – were involved.
Elisabeth Louise Vigée Le Brun (French, 1755–1842) is one of the finest 18th-century French painters and among the most important of all women artists. An autodidact with exceptional skills as a portraitist, she achieved success in France and Europe during one of the most eventful, turbulent periods in European history . . .
She was remarkable not only for her technical gifts but for her understanding of and sympathy with her sitters. This is the first retrospective and only the second exhibition devoted to Vigée Le Brun in modern times. The 80 works on view include paintings and a few pastels from European and American public and private collections.
Vigée Le Brun painted more than 600 portraits and became the most famous female artist in Europe. Helpful thumbnail clip:
At that point we went from the sublime to Crime Stories: Photography and Foul Play (through July 31), which “explores the multifaceted intersections between photography and crime, from 19th-century ‘rogues’ galleries’ to work by contemporary artists inspired by criminal transgression.”
Such as “John Dillinger’s Feet, Chicago Morgue” (artist unknown) . . .
From the Met mothership we wandered down to The Met Breuer, née the Old Whitney at 75th and Madison, to finish our grand tour with Unfinished: Thoughts Left Visible (through September 4).
This exhibition addresses a subject critical to artistic practice: the question of when a work of art is finished. Beginning with the Renaissance masters, this scholarly and innovative exhibition examines the term “unfinished” in its broadest possible sense, including works left incomplete by their makers, which often give insight into the process of their creation, but also those that partake of a non finito—intentionally unfinished—aesthetic that embraces the unresolved and open-ended. Some of history’s greatest artists explored such an aesthetic, among them Titian, Rembrandt, Turner, and Cézanne.
The painting above – “Portrait of Mariana de Silva y Sarmiento, duquesa de Huescar” by Anton Raphael Mengs – clearly needs some more work, but other Unfinished pieces in the exhibit aren’t as, er, clear-cut.
At that point we decided to leave behind the snaphappy hordes taking cellphone pix of the art instead of actually looking at it, and head home. Made it in four hours with two stops.
Tom came to this country as a young child after his dad was killed during the Normandy Invasion a couple of weeks before he was born. Tom borrowed to start his first company, and, through hard work and good fortune, has been extremely successful in a number of enterprises. Unlike Donald Trump, he never used bankruptcy to stave off his creditors. His most recent company was sold for $4.8 billion.
Say, the hardworking staff has been getting a lot of solicitations for money lately, especially from GOP presidential candidates and their better halves.
Take this one, for instance, from “Heidi” with the subject line “good afternoon” – an email we’d normally expect to seek a contribution of a more, well, personal kind.
Friend,
I hope my email finds you doing well this afternoon.
Ted is worried that you haven’t been getting his emails — so, I told him that I’d personally reach out to you.
Friend, we’re up against a BIG deadline tonight, and while I don’t have the exact number, I know we’re more than $100,000 dollars behind what we need to raise in order to hit our mid-month fundraising goal tonight.
That is such a big number — I can’t possibly ask you to make up the difference, but if you can stop for a moment and make a contribution of $35 or $50 right now, it would be a huge relief.
The pressure Ted is under for tonight’s deadline is immense. We still have so many states still left to fund in order to earn the delegates necessary to win the nomination.
Ted and I are so grateful for your prayers, support, and immediate help!
Best,
Heidi Cruz
P.S. If $35 or $50 is too much — can you afford $5? I really don’t want to have to tell Ted and the team we came up short.
Because . . . maybe the Mister will call down the wrath of God upon her if she comes up short?
Just guessing.
Then there was this email from the First Lady of Ohio, Karen (Who Knew?) Kasich:
Friend, I’m going to be honest with you. The stakes are high and it’s critical that we all pitch in to help John continue securing delegates and deny Trump the nomination.
We’re less than one week away from the New York Primary and we have a real chance at grabbing some delegates. Will you invest in our critical Get-Out-The-Vote operations right now?
Our family had a lot of fun Monday evening participating in a CNN Town Hall with Anderson Cooper.
You can watch a short highlight clip here:
I’m so proud of the positive campaign John has run. It’s refreshing to have a candidate who’s focused on offering common-sense solutions to our challenges rather than taking advantage of people’s fears and very real concerns about America’s future.
We have a choice to make. As John said yesterday, there are two paths we can take. I’m choosing the path that offers a positive vision for America’s future. Will you join us?
Thank you so much for all that you’re doing to help.
Sincerely,
Karen Kasich
First Lady of Ohio
JohnKasich.com
Actually, we’re not doing anything to help. Plus, we’re not including any links because, hey, we don’t work for these people.
Then there are the incessant emails from the Cruz Crew. For example:
Friend,
You have stood with Ted through the roller coaster nomination process over the past year. We appreciate everything you have done.
As a way to thank you for your support, we want to offer you a special campaign keepsake:
CLAIM YOUR SIGNED STICKER >>>
We are only offering these to our campaign’s biggest supporters. There is a very limited supply of the signed Cruz Flame stickers, so don’t miss the chance to claim one with a contribution of $15 or more!
Thanks,
Team Cruz
REQUEST ONE NOW >>>
Have you noticed that the hardworking staff is everyone’s friend? We knew you would.
Moving up the ladder, there’s this missive from the candidate himself.
Friend,
Please read this!
This could be the most important email I have ever written. I hope you will stop now and take a moment to read it.
Here’s the situation: in the next 24 hours, voters will go to the polls once again — so, I’m making my best case to prove to you and the American people that I am best prepared to lead America for the next four years.
But before voters cast their votes tomorrow I need to ask you an important question: Will you make a key sacrifice in the next 24 hours?
I wouldn’t ask you this if I hadn’t already done it myself.
Please let me explain…
You see, running for President of the United States is a significant sacrifice. Only by the grace of God — and with unwavering help from my wonderful supporters like you — have we reached this point — on the verge of capturing the Republican nomination.
And while I’m on the verge of victory, I need to share something with you.
The sacrifices for our campaign are steep, but I’m proud to be making them on your behalf:
>>> The constant attacks never stop: The liberal media, Hillary Clinton, and Donald Trump know the best way to defeat me and score another win for the Washington Cartel is to tear me down. I face a constant barrage of political and personal attacks daily.
>>> Time with my family is non-existent: Spending almost every day on the campaign trail means precious little time spent with my wife, Heidi, and my daughters — the very family that gives me the motivation and drive to fight.
>>> Health and sleep are limited: Fighting morning and night for the future of our country ensures long nights and early mornings resulting in little to no sleep.
>>> Personal time is not possible: You think of this the least, but as a candidate, my days are no longer my own. Days start before dawn and many times don’t end until early the next morning. There is almost no personal time when you run for president.
Friend, let me be clear. I’m willingly making these sacrifices — despite the high cost…
I’m choosing to make them because I believe we live in a time where we will lose the very freedom and liberty we all cherish as Americans if good people don’t make the selfless sacrifices necessary to secure both.
This campaign is a sacrifice not only for me, but also for my wife and daughters.
I think you will agree with me that, though steep, these sacrifices are well worth it.
So, today I’m asking you to make an important sacrifice with me, Friend.
Will you join me by making a special, sacrificial gift to my campaign in the next 24 hours — before voters go to the polls again?
I’ve asked my team to put together these secure links below so you can make an instant and secure sacrificial gift — it can be done in just five minutes or less:
I CAN SACRIFICE $35 TO RESTORE AMERICA »
I CAN SACRIFICE $100 TO RESTORE AMERICA »
I CAN SACRIFICE $250 TO RESTORE AMERICA »
I CAN SACRIFICE $1000 TO RESTORE AMERICA »
In less than 24 hours, voters will go to the polls again. I’m asking courageous conservatives like you stand up and fight with me. Will you make a special gift — before the next votes are cast — to help restore America?
I wouldn’t ask you if 1) I wasn’t willing to make the same sacrifice myself; and 2) the stakes weren’t so high.
Friend, time is critical, and if you will, please make this special gift in the next 24 hours — Heidi and I would be so grateful.
For liberty,
Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz
P.S. Friend I’ve chosen to make the critical sacrifices in our fight to restore America. Will you join me with your gift of $250 or $100? OR $35 or $10 if that is a stretch gift for you, Heidi and I will be grateful for every dollar you can sacrifice and will ensure it is faithfully used.
Where to start?
Friend Index: Five.
Sacrifice Index: 17.
Persuasion Index: 0.
Last but certainly not least, there’s this email from House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Delete Me) with the subject line (don’t delete).
Friend,
Voters in New York will cast their ballots for the Republican presidential nominee tomorrow, exercising their rights as citizens in the greatest nation in the world.
But no matter the outcome of this year’s crucial presidential election, your Republican House majority will continue to fight for conservative values.
Now we need to hear from you, our constituents, about what issues to tackle next.
That’s why I’ve designed this personalized Leadership Priority Survey to collect your input and help guide our agenda in this crucial election year.
124,363 proud conservatives have already voiced their top priority for Congress – now I want to hear from you.
Whether it’s increased national defense or deficit reduction, I want your voice heard in this process. After all, this is YOUR Republican House Majority.
It will only take a few moments of time to make a real difference in the direction of our nation.
As you splendid readers know, for the past two years the hardrooting staff has suffered along with Rafael Nadal as the great Spaniard (and 14-time Grand Slam winner) has struggled with his game both physically and psychically.
But hope springs eternal this spring.
With the indomitable Novak Djokovic stunningly out of the picture, Nadal yesterday won the Monte Carlo Open for the ninth time – and the first time he’s won a Masters title in two years.
But just because there was No-vak didn’t mean it was a cakewalk for Rafa. He beat Dominic Thiem, Stan Wawrinka, and Andy Murray to reach the final against mercurial Frenchman Gael Monfils.
Nadal won the first set 7-5, Monfils won the second by the same score, then Nadal shifted into overdrive and bageled Monfils in the third.
Afterward, Nadal was his normal, measured self. Via ATP World Tour:
“The victory here confirms that I am better and I am very happy,” said Nadal. “It is a very, very emotional week for me at a very important event. Monte-Carlo is one of the most important places in my career without a doubt. To win again here after three years is something so special for me.
“I worked hard to have this trophy with me. I am enjoying this moment. It is an emotional moment after some tough moments. But that’s part of life. It is part of sport in general. I hope and I believe that this week and in Indian Wells, these two tournaments, playing at a very high level, is so important. That’s what I needed.”
Ten Taxpayer Group Announces Lawsuit Against Boston Children’s Hospital, DPH
For Immediate Release
April 14, 2016
Contact: Jim McManus
617-523-0038; Jim@sloweymcmanus.com
WHAT:
A Ten Taxpayer Group intervening in the Department of Public Health’s (DPH) process to determine the need for a more than $1 billion expansion at Boston Children’s Hospital (BCH) will announce the filing of a lawsuit against the hospital, alleging that BCH has violated state law and regulation by proceeding with construction of and fundraising for the 12-story facility without obtaining necessary state approval. The suit names DPH as a necessary party to the suit, and calls on the state to halt all construction activity until the project – the most expensive in state history – receives all official approvals.
WHO:
Gregor McGregor, attorney for the BCH Ten Taxpayer Group
WHERE:
Pemberton Square (outside Suffolk Superior Court), Boston
As the hardworking staff noted yesterday, GOP presidential hopeful Ted Cruz (R-Jesus Loves You and I Might Too) has offered to make us a Deputy Delegate to the Republican National Convention in exchange for a modest donation to his campaign.
According to an email we received from the thoroughly unlikeable Texas senator (Q: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to Ted Cruz? A: It saves time), “while not everyone can be an official convention delegate, I’m asking you to join my online team by becoming a Deputy Delegate today.”
Whatever the hell that means.
Anyway, that email was barely cold in its Delete grave when Cruz was back with this one, subject line: “I haven’t sent it yet.”
The very fact that Cruz would include the hardworking staff in a “small, select group of my closest supporters” – based entirely on our subscription to The Weekly Standard (whose mailing list, we presume, he purchased) – tells you a lot about the current state of political campaigns and campaign fundraising.
Neither of which, we hasten to add, the hardworking staff will be contributing to.
Even though we just now got this email.
Our favorite part:
Deputy Delegates will be at the center of this historic effort. You will be among the first to know about important developments related to the campaign and will be invited to participate in upcoming strategy calls.
This is not for everyone: We are only contacting our most engaged supporters. That’s you.
Imagine our surprise when the hardworking staff received an email from GOP presidential hopeful Ted Cruz (R-Come to Jesus) that began this way:
Friend,
As one of my closest supporters — I wanted to send a note to say thank you and invite you to be part of a special opportunity.
Not to get technical about it, but what that says is Ted Cruz is one of his closest supporters.
Which, not to get technical about it, is actually true.
Regardless, the email goes on to say this:
Let me explain: as I write this to you today, our campaign is working overtime to secure enough delegates to ensure we win the nomination. While the exact delegate count between the candidates is in constant flux, our wins in Wisconsin and Colorado last week have put us on a path to victory before the convention.
And while not everyone can be an official convention delegate, I’m asking you to join my online team by becoming a Deputy Delegate today.
Click here to confirm your Deputy Delegate status, and we’ll mail your official DEPUTY DELEGATE CARD to you.
But you have to act in the next 48 hours — we are working to secure a team of Deputy Delegates all across the country committed to support my candidacy and our drive to secure the 1,237 official delegates needed to win.
Again, not to get technical about it, but “working overtime to secure enough delegates to ensure we win the nomination” is, of course, code for “employing every underhanded tactic we can to ace out Donald Trump and John Kasich.”
But now McManus tells us that it looks like Prouty “will be safe for at least a few months.” He sent along this email from Children’s President and CEO Sandra Fenwick:
To: All Boston Children’s Hospital employees, staff, volunteers and staff
From: Sandra L. Fenwick, President and CEO
Date: April 11, 2016
Re: Boston Children’s plans for the Wolbach Building and Prouty Garden
The Department of Public Health (DPH) has provided us with an advisory ruling that we may proceed with certain pre-construction site preparation work without a Determination of Need (DON). This work relates to the preservation, remediation and eventual demolition of the Wolbach building. We anticipate starting this work around the week of April 18, and will continue over the next several months.
As the Wolbach Building is adjacent to the Prouty Garden, portions of this work will impact access to parts of the garden on a temporary basis. The work will include a geotechnical site investigation and a number of borings that will be conducted in phases. While at times this work will require temporary, partial closing of areas of the garden in order to ensure the safety of our patients, families and staff, our intent is to keep the garden open and available to all throughout this process. In cases where the garden is partially closed, work areas will be fenced off and the remainder of the garden will still be available for use by the Boston Children’s community. Following each of these phases, any damage to the garden will be repaired.
Throughout this work, we will keep you updated regularly, posting the times of the partial closings on Boston Children’s Today and the Transforming Tomorrow landing page. Thank you for your patience and support during this work, which is so critical to Boston Children’s ability to meet the demand for our care by increasing our capacity to heal.
McManus adds, “We disagree with Fenwick’s view that the DPH has approved preliminary construction work, but at least support for the Garden has impressed on the hospital that this is worth preserving as long as possible. More to come…”
What puzzles the headscratching staff is why the Standard would conscript its estimable stable of writers rather than set up a separate brand marketing shop along the lines of the New York Times’s T Brand Studio.
(To be sure graf goes here)
To be sure, not every publisher maintains the wall between native advertising and editorial staff – witness Time Inc. and Condé Nast’s nasty business of pimping out their editors for stealth ads.
Regardless, we have sent this to Weekly Standard editor William Kristol:
Dear Mr. Kristol,
As a charter subscriber to The Weekly Standard, I have long admired many of the magazine’s writers (Joseph Epstein, Andrew Ferguson, Matt Labash, and Geoffrey Norman, among others) and much of its content (especially the arts and culture coverage).
Indeed, that’s why I find the Standard’s recent dalliance with Xanterra Parks & Resorts so troubling.
It’s not just the auctioning off of editorial pages to Xanterra’s branded content. It’s more the involvement of your writers – Joseph Bottum, Geoffrey Norman – in the enterprise.
The fact that industrial billionaire Philip Anschutz owns both The Weekly Standard and Xanterra Parks & Resorts only exacerbates the problem.
I am a media analyst in Boston and have written about this issue several times on my website Campaign Outsider (see here: http://goo.gl/gcK5rH)
Granted, branded content/native advertising is the wave of the present for publishers both online and off, but could you explain why you are using Weekly Standard writers to produce it when others are at least establishing separate divisions to create ads in sheep’s clothing?