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From Candidates (and Wives), a $teady $tream of Emails
Say, the hardworking staff has been getting a lot of solicitations for money lately, especially from GOP presidential candidates and their better halves. Take this one, for instance, from “Heidi” with the subject line “good afternoon” – an email we’d … Continue reading
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Tagged Cruz Crew, Heidi Cruz, John Kasich, Karen Kasich, Leadership Priority Survey, Paul Ryan, Team Cruz, Ted Cruz
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Ted Cruz Is So Desperate, He’s ‘Deputy’ Dogging Me
As the hardworking staff noted yesterday, GOP presidential hopeful Ted Cruz (R-Jesus Loves You and I Might Too) has offered to make us a Deputy Delegate to the Republican National Convention in exchange for a modest donation to his campaign. … Continue reading
Ted Cruz Is So Desperate for Delegates, He’s Recruiting Me
Imagine our surprise when the hardworking staff received an email from GOP presidential hopeful Ted Cruz (R-Come to Jesus) that began this way: Friend, As one of my closest supporters — I wanted to send a note to say thank … Continue reading
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Tagged Cruz Crew, Deputy Delegate Card, Donald Trump, John Kasich, R-Come to Jesus, Ted Cruz
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Kasich’s Attack Ad Makes Him Look Worse Than His Target
Obviously, Donald Trump is contagious. How else to explain this through-the-looking-glass TV spot from pro-John Kasich Super PAC New Day for America attacking Ted Cruz? Seriously? Very much so, according to FishbowlDC: “When will it end?” you ask yourself. … Continue reading
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Tagged Demon Sheep, Donald Trump, FishbowlDC, Fred Davis, John Kasich, New Day for America, Ted Cruz
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Ted Cruz Is Sending Me Mash Notes
The microphone wasn’t even cold after Ted Cruz’s blabbermouth victory speech in Iowa when the following popped up in my email Tuesday night. BREAKING: WE WON! This is only the beginning: I still need your help >>> Friend, I can’t thank you … Continue reading
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Tagged blabbermouth victory speech, Grandpa Munster, Iowa, Ted Cruz
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Ben Carson Is So Desperate He’s Sending Mash Notes to Me
So what’s so strange about GOP presidential hopeful Ben Carson (R-Pyramid Scheme) romancing a person such as I? Just that I have a) been a registered independent for almost 40 years and b) never voted in a Republican primary all … Continue reading
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Tagged Ben Carson, Carson robocall, Jerry Sickles, lithograph, Prose Muzak, Ted Cruz, The Missus, WMUR, world's oldest altar boy
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Peggy Noonan’s Strange New Respect for Donald Trump
From our Peggy Noodnik Writes Again desk Peggy Noonan’s Declarations column in the Weekend Wall Street Journal is, according to Politico’s Mike Allen, “jaw-droppingly Trump-friendly (or at least Trump-respectful).” The GOP Establishment’s Civil War A free-for-all among Christie, Rubio, Cruz and … Continue reading
Quote o’ the Day (Dislike Ted Cruz Edition)
From Frank Bruni’s latest New York Times op-ed column: [A] Bush 2000 alumnus said to me: “Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz? It just saves time.” Ouch.