Tag Archives: Donald Trump

Sharpiegate Rumpus Misses the Real Scandal at NWS

Posted on September 11, 2019 by

Yes, Donald Trump is an idiot for mobilizing his entire sadministration – including the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, which oversees the National Weather Service – to back up his chronic moronic claims that Hurricane Dorian would ravage Alabama, even … Continue reading →

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Donald Trump Asked Campaign Outsider What He Should Do!

Posted on June 28, 2019 by

From our Whiskey Tango Foxtrot desk Here at the Global Worldwide Headquarters, the hardworking staff has gotten used to receiving missives from the ATM wing of the Republican Party, having once subscribed to the late, lamented Weekly Standard, which clearly … Continue reading →

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Campaign Outsider’s Presidential Bakeoff 2020™ (Part 1)

Posted on April 22, 2019 by

Itemizing a few deductions on the state of the Democratic Presidential Primary now that the number of declared candidates has hit the Big Two-Oh. From the New York Times:                 Then there are … Continue reading →

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Oh No the New York Times Di’int Print ‘Fucked’ on Page One!

Posted on April 19, 2019 by

Hey, the Nude York Times is one thing. But the Crude York Times is something else. From today’s front page: Of course, that should come as no surprise after the Grey Lady printed Donald Trump’s Access Hollywood grab ’em boast verbatim … Continue reading →

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Bill Belichick Had Dinner Saturday Night with #MarALardass

Posted on February 18, 2019 by

Forget the upcoming rumpus over who among the New England Patriots will attend a White House celebration of their latest Super Bowl Championship. Grumpy Lobster Boat Captain Bill Belichick, as Wall Street Journal columnist Jason Gay memorably dubbed him, has … Continue reading →

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Doug Mills Wins the New York Times ‘Year in Pictures’ Bakeoff

Posted on December 26, 2018 by

One of the cherished holiday traditions here at the Global Worldwide Headquarters is the Counting of the Photographers in the New York Times Year in Pictures, tallying up which shutterbugs made it and how many of their photos are featured. … Continue reading →

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When a Nation Forgets Its Own Clichés (‘Uphill Lift’ Edition)

Posted on September 17, 2018 by

From our annual That’s Just Sad desk As the hardworking staff wends its way through this veil – sorry, vale – of tears, we’ve felt obliged to keep track of the mangled phrases employed by our differently worded brethren, who go … Continue reading →

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Quote o’ the Day (Trump European Geography Lesson Edition)

Posted on August 4, 2018 by

More evidence that the Cheeto-in-Chief is America’s first pre-literate president. (The hardworking staff has already established that Donald Trump is America’s first cubist president – he’s been on every side of every issue.) Anyway, the World According to Trump: Man, … Continue reading →

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Donald Trump Flacks Howie Carr Book Flacking Donald Trump

Posted on March 26, 2018 by

Our kissin’ cousins at Two-Daily Town have amply chronicled Boston Herald columnist Howie Carr’s relentless pilot fishy suck-up to the Onanist-in-Chief. Now the Accidental President has returned the favor. Late last night @realDonaldTrump tweeted this. In reality nobody’s talking about it, … Continue reading →

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Donald Trump’s Hooded Father Got Busted at a 1927 Klan Riot

Posted on January 22, 2018 by

From our Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree desk As the world wonders whether the president of the United Staes is a racist, the hardworking staff was reminded of Adam Hochschild’s piece in the New York Review of Books last … Continue reading →

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