Ted Cruz Is Sending Me Mash Notes

The microphone wasn’t even cold after Ted Cruz’s blabbermouth victory speech in Iowa when the following popped up in my email Tuesday night.

BREAKING: WE WON!

This is only the beginning: I still need your help >>>

Friend,

I can’t thank you enough.

We won Iowa tonight, but only because YOU stood by my side.

Heidi and I owe you a debt of gratitude.

While Heidi and I are extremely excited about what this victory means for our campaign and, more importantly, for our nation — this is only the beginning.

Tonight, I’m on my way to New Hampshire since there isn’t any time to celebrate…

Even though it was a great victory, we are just EIGHT days away from New Hampshire (and South Carolina is right after that).

Let me be clear: we won the first round, but this campaign is far from over.

In order to win in Iowa tonight, we had to dig deep into our campaign accounts…all but depleting our political budget.

Even worse — we are now behind in the polls in New Hampshire and South Carolina. If we stop for even a moment to rest, we risk losing the momentum that we’ve worked so hard to build.

That’s why, before I take off for the next primary state, I’m sitting down to write you this email and ask you if I can personally count on your immediate support to help us win round two (it’s the only way I can compete)?

After the hard-fought battle in Iowa, I must raise over ONE MILLION DOLLARS in the next 24 hours or I risk wasting our Iowa victory — the victory you and the volunteers have worked SO HARD to help me secure.

Can I count on you tonight, Friend?

COUNT ON ME TONIGHT FOR: $5 >>

COUNT ON ME TONIGHT FOR: $35 >>

COUNT ON ME TONIGHT FOR: $50 >>

COUNT ON ME TONIGHT FOR: $250 >>

COUNT ON ME TONIGHT FOR: $500 >>

COUNT ON ME TONIGHT FOR: $2700 >>

We are here today because of you.

After everything that the Washington Cartel threw at us and the millions spent against us by the lobbyists, we won.

Friend, this is our time.

Will you continue your support tonight?

For liberty,

Ted Cruz

Favorite passage: “After the hard-fought battle in Iowa, I must raise over ONE MILLION DOLLARS in the next 24 hours or I risk wasting our Iowa victory — the victory you and the volunteers have worked SO HARD to help me secure.”

Clearly (at least in my case) the GOP’s Grandpa Munster was drunk mailing Tuesday night.

But as day follows night, another impa$$ioned email arrived yesterday afternoon.

Friend,

I can’t wait to tell you about the phone call I received.

I just got off the phone with a few very generous supporters who — after our big win in Iowa last night — have pledged huge support for my campaign.

For the next 48 hours, these most generous supporters have agreed to match all online donations to my campaign made through the links below.

Because you have been one of my most loyal supporters — I’m reaching out to you first.

48 HOUR DOUBLE MATCH: click here to chip in >>

You see: these generous supporters know how hard the next few days will be and how important it is to continue the momentum we received from Iowa.

Here is what they know:

1) I will never get — nor do I want — money from the D.C. lobbyists or the special interest billionaires; and

2) After winning Iowa — the Washington Cartel is most certainly more determined than ever to defeat me. Their attacks are only going to increase in the weeks to come.

That is why these supporters have made me a special offer, but it is up to you to help me take advantage.

How it works: for the next 48 hours — generous donors have offered to match ALL online donations made through the links below in this email.

Friend, this is the biggest boost you can give my campaign when we need it most!

Let me explain how special this is: your contribution of $25 will be matched to become $50, $50 will be worth $100, and $500 will become $1,000 — your immediate donation will be worth double the original amount.

Below are special links for you to use and have your donation doubled BUT it will only work for the next 48 hours. So time is critical!

Donate $10, see it matched to become $20 >>

Donate $25, have it matched to become $50 >>

Donate $50, see it matched to become $100 >>

Donate $100, it will be matched to become $200 >>

Donate $500, it will double to become $1000 >>

Again, this special matching offer is only good for 48 hours.

I can’t win these primaries without your support.

Friend, our victory in Iowa will be wasted if we can’t capitalize on our momentum as we move onward to the next contests in New Hampshire, South Carolina, and beyond.

Last night, we showed America that only the power of the grassroots will ultimately defeat the Washington Cartel.

Friend, with your support, we can win this.

For liberty,

Ted Cruz

Favorite passage: When Cruz schools me on how matching donations work.

Let me explain how special this is: your contribution of $25 will be matched to become $50, $50 will be worth $100, and $500 will become $1,000 — your immediate donation will be worth double the original amount.

So, what: Now he thinks I’m drunk?

Can’t wait for the next installment.

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2 Responses to Ted Cruz Is Sending Me Mash Notes

  1. Curmudgeon says:

    Tune in, John, to any PBS station…the script plays all the time.

    You should know that by now !

    • Campaign Outsider says:

      That’s the whole point, Mudge – who exactly needs a minutely detailed explanation of the matching donor concept? Maybe a drunk?

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