New York Times Hitched To Christopher

The New York Times has been a veritable Christopher Hitchens-rama over the past few weeks.

In reverse order:

Nice David Brooks piece in Friday’s Times about “the essayist Christopher Hitchens announc[ing] that he has cancer of the esophagus and will soon begin chemotherapy.”

“There are others who know him better than I who can reflect on his illness,” Brooks writes.

But there is one feature of his life and his new memoir, “Hitch-22,” that I had been hoping to address anyway, which is that there are few people in this country who bring such a literary perspective to political and policy controversies.

You’d never get that from Jennifer Senior’s dishy take on Hitch-22: A Memoir in the New York Times Book Review the other week.

Lede:

If anyone in this world is positioned to write a toothsome memoir, it’s Christopher Hitchens. He’s gone from international socialist to Iraq war enthusiast; he has a moving personal story and is a pasha of vice. His present solar system of intimates includes James Fenton and Salman Rushdie and Ian McEwan; his past included Susan Sontag and Edward Said (both deceased) and Gore Vidal (still alive, but banished to a growing Kuiper belt of discards and debris). He’s gone to a New York brothel with Martin Amis and delivered bluejeans to Polish dissidents; he’s gotten smacked on the tush by Margaret Thatcher and beaten up by thugs in Beirut. He argues ruthlessly and writes like a drunken angel, making targets of subjects as various as Mother TeresaHenry Kissinger, the Clintons and God. (In 2007, he published the best seller “God Is Not Great” — a title Rushdie ruefully deemed one word too long.)

“But” graf:

The problem is that if you’re a public figure, especially a writer as extravagantly colorful and prolific as Hitchens (he’s written 11 books, 4 pamphlets and 4 collections of essays, and today appears regularly in Slate, The Atlantic Monthly and Vanity Fair), you may scarcely be aware of how much of your own store of tales has dribbled out over the years, like a sack of flour with a small hole in it. This makes the business of writing your memoir much harder. And it turns out that much of the autobiographical pith of “Hitch-22” has appeared elsewhere, most notably in Ian Parker’s excellent 2006 profile of Hitchens in The New Yorker, and it’s surprising how little to it that Hitchens now adds — how little, indeed, is in this book that’s generally considered the lymph and marrow of a traditional reminiscence.

And fuggedabout Deborah Solomon’s prickly interview with Hitchens last month in the Sunday Times Magazine.

Representative sample:

[Y]ou seem to put unshakable faith in your guy friends, including Salman Rushdie and the poet James Fenton, who receive chapters of their own, while your two wives and three children are almost completely ignored.
The book is a memoir. It’s not an autobiography.

What did you mean to suggest by including the detail about your long-ago flings with two men who became part of Margaret Thatcher’s administration?
There are still people who want to criminalize homosexuality one way or another, and I thought it might be useful if more heterosexual men admitted that they are a little bit gay, as is everyone, and that homosexuality is a form of love and not just sex.

Not everyone is “a little bit gay,” as you say. Do you think your basic sexual confusion underlies your political confusions?
No, I wouldn’t call it confusion. I’d call it a punctuated consistency. I argue in the book that my principles were the same throughout.

No such consistency in the Times coverage of Hitchens.

Just as it should be.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Boston Med(ia)

The promotion machine for ABC’s summer reality show Boston Med is better oiled than Mel Gibson on a California highway.

Not surprisingly, the tearjerker is being flogged at both the network and the local affiliate level.

Here’s a taste of the ABC News video that’s been foisted on the viewing public as, well, news, and here’s a representative sample of WCVB’s relentless Boston Med(ley), which infects every newscast on the station – from the Eyeopener to Newscenter 5 at 11 to Chronicle.

And that’s not all . . .

The hospitals featured in the eight-part series are also touting their roles.

Witness Brigham and Women’s website promo, or the full-page ad Children’s Hospital Boston ran in Thursday’s New York Times (sorry no link, but here’s the Children’s dedicated website).

Boston Med, as it turns out, is a Med(ia) virus.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

It’s A Small Small Journalism World

They say that politics in the academic world are so vicious because the stakes are so small.

Lemme tellya, academia’s got nothin’ on journalism.

Witness the Journolist rumpus.

The Washington Post hired David Weigel to cover the conservative political movement in American politics.

Weigel also posted comments on Journalist, which was esentially an Internet chat group (as The New Republic’s Jonathan Chait described it) for liberal journalists.

That became public.

Weigel resigned/got fired.

Now rightwing wingnut Andrew Breitbart is offering a $100,000 reward for the “full Journolist archive.”

Truth is,  Journolist is old news. Politico, for one, nailed it over a year ago.

Regardless, the mainstream media self-cleaning oven is all about What’s Really Happening Now.

Or at least what the news media say is really happening now.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Endless Dove

The please-make-them-stop Dove Campaign for Real Damage Control (as chronicled by the hardworking staff here and here) continued on Wednesday, this installment via The Week:

Dove’s ‘Real Beauty’ campaign: Hypocritical?

The soap brand earned praise for ads featuring curvy women of all sizes. But a casting call for the next commercial has some questioning whether Dove is as inclusive as it claims

Sample backlash:

Shame on you, Dove: “There is something very gross about all of this,”says Hortense at Jezebel. Dove thrived by challenging our culture’s definition of beauty, but now we see its “‘come as you are’ campaign” has “an ‘if you’re flawless, that is’ clause attached.” This glimpse into the confused minds of the Dove PR machine is both “hilarious and tragic” — and it shows how flawed the “real beauty” campaign itself truly is.
“Craigslist ad hints that Dove wants ‘Real Women,’ but only if they’re flawless”

The real beauty of this controversy?

By sheer name recognition, Dove wins either way.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Financial Power Surge In Bay State On Energy Issue

The energy-related special interest assault (see here and here) on Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown (R-TV Spots) got ratcheted up Tuesday with the release of a Boston television commercial from the Clean Economy Network (more info about the group here) as part of its We Can Lead campaign.

Text of the ad (video here), delivered by Tim Healy – CEO, Chairman, and Co-Founder of Boston-based EnerNOC.:

“The Gulf oil disaster makes one thing really clear — It’s time for America to clean up our energy act.

“Congress can no longer punt on energy and climate reform.

“Both our senators know how important this is to the Commonwealth.

“I mean some of the leading companies in energy efficiency are based right here in Massachusetts — including mine.

“Call your senators today.

“It’s time to level the playing field for Massachusetts companies.

“A clean energy and climate plan means real jobs, right here.

“This isn’t a partisan issue – It’s an American issue.”

And, apparently, a particularly Massachusetts issue.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Haley Barbour Says News Media Are Tar Balls

On Tuesday’s All Things Considered, Mississippi governor Haley Barbour told NPR listeners that the news media are a bigger threat to the Magnolia State than the BP oil spill is:

The news media coverage did not differentiate from what was happening in Louisiana and what was not happening in Mississippi, Alabama, Florida. Even the president of the United States came down here and said exactly what I said. You know, the coast is beautiful, the beaches are pristine, the water is clear as a bell. And people shouldn’t be canceling their vacations.

Yet because of the news coverage, millions, billions, perhaps, of dollars were lost by people in the tourism industry in my state, Alabama and Florida. That’s not to minimize the size of this catastrophe, but it is to simply tell the truth.

If everyone would just tell the truth the way he is, Barbour insisted, it would all be tickety-boo.

Boo hoo.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Dove’s Campaign For Real Damage Control

As the hardworking staff noted on Monday, New York magazine’s The Cut blog reported that Dove had run this ad on Craigslist seeking “real” models for the next installment of the beauty-product makers “Campaign for Real Beauty:”

DOVE “REAL WOMEN” PRINT CASTING JUNE 28-30, 2010 in NYC
ABSOLUTELY NO ACTRESSES / MODELS OR REALITY SHOW PARTICIPANTS or ANY ONE CARRYING A HEADSHOT!!!!
REAL WOMEN ONLY!
LOOKING FOR 3-4 REAL WOMEN for a DOVE PRINT CAMPAIGN!

AGES 35-45, CAUCASIAN, HISPANIC, AFRICAN AMERICAN, & ASIAN!

SHOOT: SUNDAY, JULY 18 in NYC! MUST BE AVAILABLE FOR THE SHOOT!
RATE: $500 for Shoot date & if selected for Ad Campaign (running 2011) you will be paid $4000!
USAGE: 3 years unlimited print & web usage in N. America Only

YOU WILL BE PHOTOGRAPHED FOR THE CAMPAIGN IN A TOWEL!
BEAUTIFUL ARMS AND LEGS AND FACE WILL BE SHOWN!
MUST HAVE FLAWLESS SKIN, NO TATTOOS OR SCARS!
Well groomed and clean…Nice Bodies..NATURALLY, FIT Not too Curvy Not too Athletic.

Great Sparkling Personalities. Beautiful Smiles! A DOVE GIRL!!!
STYLISH AND COOL!
Beautiful HAIR & SKIN is a MUST!!!

PLEASE SUBMIT SNAPSHOTS of FACE & BODY ASAP & WE WILL CALL YOU IN FOR A CASTING NEXT WEEK 6/28-6/30 in NYC!
urbanproddovecasting@gmail.com

Tuesday, The Cut featured this post:

Dove Says Craigslist Ad for Real Women Models Wasn’t Approved

A recent ad posted to Craigslist called for real non-model people for Dove’s “Real Beauty” campaign. Only the company seemed to be looking for the most perfect real women they could get, who had “flawless skin” and “no scars.” But in a statement, Dove says the casting call — which has since been taken down — wasn’t “approved”:

“Unfortunately, this casting notice was not approved by the brand or agency team and did not reflect the spirit of the brand team’s vision. We appreciate that this has been brought to our attention, and we are taking the necessary steps to prevent this from happening in the future. We believe our images demonstrate that real beauty comes in many shapes, sizes, colors and ages and we remain committed to featuring realistic and attainable images of beauty in all our advertising.”

They added that they have shot women with tattoos before, as this old Real Beauty ad clearly shows.

(See photo above.)

So, to review:

Flawless skin, yes; no scars, yes; tattoos, we’ll talk.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

Ad o’ the Day (Ross Perot Edition)

Back page of Monday’s Wall Street Journal A section:

TIME FLIES WHEN YOU’RE MAKING HISTORY

(Body copy goes here, but I’m not willing to type it all)

Regardless, it’s crazy Ross Perot’s 80th birthday! So it’s only fitting he has a full-page ad in the Journal and a celebratory website for the occasion!

Except you can’t access the site unless you send him a birthday greeting.

Hey, Ross – I got your birthday greeting right here.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

Dove Casting Call A Real Beauty

Headline on New York magazine’s The Cut blog:

Dove Seeks Women With ‘Flawless Skin’ and ‘No Scars’ for Its Next Real Beauty Campaign

Lede:

Dove placed an ad on Craigslist Friday evening seeking non-models for its next “Real Beauty” campaign, which is meant to spotlight real women with real bodies to make a statement about all the unrealistic images of women the world is bombarded with daily. However, based on the casting call, the company seems to be looking for real women who are perfect in one sense or another.

Graphic:

The Craigslist ad:

DOVE “REAL WOMEN” PRINT CASTING JUNE 28-30, 2010 in NYC
ABSOLUTELY NO ACTRESSES / MODELS OR REALITY SHOW PARTICIPANTS or ANY ONE CARRYING A HEADSHOT!!!!
REAL WOMEN ONLY!
LOOKING FOR 3-4 REAL WOMEN for a DOVE PRINT CAMPAIGN!

AGES 35-45, CAUCASIAN, HISPANIC, AFRICAN AMERICAN, & ASIAN!

SHOOT: SUNDAY, JULY 18 in NYC! MUST BE AVAILABLE FOR THE SHOOT!
RATE: $500 for Shoot date & if selected for Ad Campaign (running 2011) you will be paid $4000!
USAGE: 3 years unlimited print & web usage in N. America Only

YOU WILL BE PHOTOGRAPHED FOR THE CAMPAIGN IN A TOWEL!
BEAUTIFUL ARMS AND LEGS AND FACE WILL BE SHOWN!
MUST HAVE FLAWLESS SKIN, NO TATTOOS OR SCARS!
Well groomed and clean…Nice Bodies..NATURALLY, FIT Not too Curvy Not too Athletic.

Great Sparkling Personalities. Beautiful Smiles! A DOVE GIRL!!!
STYLISH AND COOL!
Beautiful HAIR & SKIN is a MUST!!!

PLEASE SUBMIT SNAPSHOTS of FACE & BODY ASAP & WE WILL CALL YOU IN FOR A CASTING NEXT WEEK 6/28-6/30 in NYC!
urbanproddovecasting@gmail.com

Real? Unreal? Surreal?

In the world of advertising, who knows?

But beautiful hair and skin is a must.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | 3 Comments

At Least Toronto Got Its Protection Money’s Worth

As the hardworking staff noted yesterday, Canada spent a billion dollars (a.k.a. a lot of loonies) on security at this past weekend’s Group of 8/Group of 20 hoedown.

And it sure paid off.

From Monday’s New York Times:

Police in Toronto Criticized for Treatment of Protesters, Many Peaceful

Lede:

TORONTO — An escalation of aggressive police tactics toward even apparently peaceful protests at the Group of 20 summit meeting led to calls for a review of security activities.

After allowing a small group of people to burn police cars and smash windows unimpeded on Saturday afternoon, many of the 20,000 police officers deployed in Toronto changed tactics that evening and during the last day of the gathering.

There was a notable increase in both the numbers of police officers who surrounded demonstrations as well as more use of tear gas and rubber or plastic bullets. At the same time, there was a visible drop in the number of demonstrators in the city streets.

According to Amnesty International, it was a lose-lose proposition:

“The amount of money, reported to be in excess of $1 billion, that has been spent on security measures in Toronto over the past several days has been unprecedented,” the rights group said. “Yet on one hand extensive acts of vandalism and other violence were carried out and on the other hand thousands of individuals felt nervous and uneasy about exercising their right to engage in peaceful protest.”

Yeah. I got your billion dollars right here.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments