Marriage Smackdown On Boston TV

So the hardworking staff was diligently watching the Tuesday edition of Nightline when this spot popped up on the screen.

The commercial is from an outfit called My Marriage Matters, whose website features . . . only that commercial, described as “condemning affair sites like AshleyMadison.com” [slogan: Life is Short. Have an Affair].

Sample Ashley Madison video (Viewer Discretion Is Advised):

You know that doesn’t come cheap.

But neither does Marriage Matters:

A ministry of  Dr. Jerry & Lynn Jones, Marriage Matters is a 13-session conference that focuses on the core issues of relationships and incorporating godliness into the solutions.

To summarize:

Save your marriage (DVD: $149.95), or screw your marriage (“Affair Guarantee” Membership Package: $249) – either way, it’s gonna cost you.

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To Know Trump

Tuesday’s New York Times Business section featured a house ad with Donald Trump delivering a full-throated (does he have any other gear?) endorsement of the paper.

Trump’s kicker:  “Our longstanding relationship with The New York Times will endure forever, both online and off. Why? Because every dime I have invested in New York Times advertising has paid off handsomely for us.”

But it was Trump’s first statement in the ad that really threw me for a loop:

“It is well known that one of the first things I do every day is read The New York Times.”

Turns out I really didn’t know Donald Trump at all.

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Martha Coakley Headed to D.C.?

According to the Wall Street Journal (via Politico), Massachusetts Atorney General Martha Coakley is on the short list for director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, although not at the top of it.

Democratic leaders in Congress say their top pick for the post is Elizabeth Warren, the high-profile Harvard law professor and an outspoken critic of what she sees as a too-cozy relationship between government and bankers.

Other potential candidates include Michael Barr, a Treasury assistant secretary and University of Michigan law professor with a longstanding interest in consumer finance; Democratic state attorneys general Martha Coakley of Massachusetts, Lisa Madigan of Illinois and Lori Swanson of Minnesota; Susan Wachter of the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton School, who served in the Clinton Department of Housing and Urban Development; and Nicolas Retsinas of Harvard’s Joint Center for Housing studies, a former bank regulator and a low-income housing specialist.

No mention of this, though, on Coakley’s website, Twitter feed, or Facebook pages (here and here).

Probably the result of the Coakley Political Protection Bureau.

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Dueling Robots In Boston Globe, New York Times

What are the odds that the Boston Globe and the New York Times would feature Page One robots on the same day?

Well, Monday was the day.

Times robot:

Globe robot:

Their functions, as you have no doubt already gathered, are quite different. The Times piece is about Bina48, described this way by reporter Amy Harmon after a robo-conversation:

Bina48 was designed to be a “friend robot,” as she later told me in one of her rare (but invariably thrilling) moments of coherence. Per the request of Martine Rothblatt, the self-made millionaire who paid $125,000 for her last March, her personality and appearance are based on those of Bina Rothblatt, Martine’s living, breathing spouse. (The couple married before Martine, who was born male, underwent a sex-change operation, and they have stayed together.)

Freaky, on so many levels.

The Globe piece, by contrast, features Nexi, “a moonfaced robot with expressive eyebrows, dexterous mechanical hands, and a face that can flick from boredom to happiness.”

But Nexi is no “friend robot” like Bina48.

By controlling how 4-foot-tall Nexi interacts with people, scientists have a new and powerful way to study the signals that allow people to trust one another, or not, within minutes of meeting.

Of course, that’s freaky in a different way.

On the flip side, trust can be used not only by people seeking to do good, but also by marketers and con men. If trust can be deconstructed, it could also be manipulated. That makes understanding trust’s origin even more important.

But the freakiest revelation of all is this passage from the Times piece, addressing “what appears to be a basic human reflex to treat objects that respond to their surroundings as alive, even when we know perfectly well that they are not.”

Teenagers wept over the deaths of their digital Tamagotchi pets in the late 1990s; some owners of Roomba robotic vacuum cleaners are known to dress them up and give them nicknames.

Really?

Time, once again, to fear for the Republic.

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Class Acts o’ the Day (Mo & Rafa Edition)

Let’s start with Rafael Nadal, winner of the Gentleman’s Final at Wimbledon – and the Gentleman’s Anything everywhere else.

How classy is Nadal? He absolutely manhandled Tomas Berdych, but afterward made the match sound like some Strawberries-and-Cream Smackdown.

To paraphrase:

“Tomas has had an amazing tournament and I had to play my very best to compete with him.”

Nadal about his Wimbledon victory in general:

“I think I have very good thing to play here, on grass. It’s the movement. I move well on this court, and that’s very important part of the game.” (via espn.com)

“To win titles you need to win the very big points,” said Nadal. “To win those points, it is very important to have both the will and the calm.” (via cbssports.com)

The will and the calm. That’s Rafa all day long.

Then there’s the great Mariano Rivera’s overdue cover story in Sunday’s New York Times Magazine.

Nut graf:

In his 16th year with the Yankees, Mariano Rivera, who is 40, has become a kind of living god of baseball. While his regular-season statistics are remarkable, in postseason play, where the pressure is at its highest, he is sui generis. He holds the lowest earned-run average in postseason history (0.74) among pitchers with at least 40 innings pitched. On 30 occasions he has gone more than one inning to record a save; over the same period, all other pitchers combined have done so only a few more times more than Rivera alone. In 2009, when he was thought to be slowing down and yielding his place to the Red Sox phenom Jonathan Papelbon, he pitched 16 innings in postseason play and gave up one run, while extending his career postseason saves record to 39 as the Yankees won the World Series. (Papelbon gave up a two-run lead in the ninth to end the Red Sox’ season in the divisional round against the Angels.) Rivera, when pressed, attributes his gifts to providence; people of a more secular bent say that he combines one of the single greatest pitches baseball has ever seen — his cutter, or cut fastball — with an inner calm, and a focus, no less unusual and no less inimitable.

Inner calm and focus.

Do we see a pattern emerging here?

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Name o’ the Day (Circle Lenses Edition)

Sunday New York Times front-page headline:

What Big Eyes You Have, Dear, but Are Those Contacts Risky?

The piece spotlights circle lenses, “colored contacts — sometimes in weird shades like violet and pink — that make the eyes appear larger because they cover not just the iris, as normal lenses do, but also part of the whites.”

Exhibit A:

“I’ve noticed a lot of girls in my town have started to wear them a lot,” said Melody Vue, a 16-year-old in Morganton, N.C., who owns 22 pairs and wears them regularly. She said her friends tended to wear circle lenses for theirFacebook photos.

Melody Vue. Twenty-two pairs of circle lenses.

Perfect.

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Killer Whale Of A Story

From the current issue of Outside Magazine:

The Killer in the Pool

Last February, when a 12,000-pound orca named Tilikum dragged his SeaWorld trainer into the pool and drowned her, it was the third time the big killer whale had been involved in a death. Many observers wondered why the animal was still working. But some experts, knowing the psychological toll of a life spent in captivity, have posed a darker question: Was it human error, or can a killer whale choose to kill?

The answer to that question – examined in this fascinating and finely reported piece – is yes.

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WSJ’s Cycling Tour de Farce?

On the eve of this year’s Tour de France, there’s a major takeout in the weekend Wall Street Journal about blood doping in professional cycling.

Blood Brothers

Cyclist Floyd Landis gives an exclusive tour through what he and others say is a culture of systematic doping in the sport.

That would be Floyd Landis, archenemy of the sainted Lance (Livestrong) Armstrong. The Journal piece devotes exactly two paragraphs to questions about the credibility of Landis:

“Floyd lost his credibility a long time ago,” Mr. Armstrong said. “We have a person who has been under oath several times with a completely different version, written a book with a completely different version, someone that took money. He said he has no proof. It is his word versus ours. We like our word. We like where we stand and we like our credibility.”

Mr. Landis was stripped of his 2006 Tour de France victory for doping, then lied about what he had done in his 2007 book, “Positively False,” in which he also said he had no evidence that Mr. Armstrong had doped.

After that, the Journal devotes two pages to accusations by Landis and others that American cyclists – most notably Armstrong – have long engaged in a high-tech game of bio-cheating.

Pop quiz:

We should be more skeptical of:

a) Lance Armstrong

b) Floyd Landis

c) The Wall Street Journal

Your skepticism goes here.

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Apple Is Just iNsulting

Stop the presses!

Apple Acknowledges Flaw in iPhone Signal Meter

As Saturday’s New York Times reported, Apple – after several days of calling its customers idiots –  is finally owning up to screwing up the iPhone 4.

Well, sort of owning up.

The problem arises when the iPhone 4 is held in the infamous “death grip” (see photo above), which results in calls being dropped.

From the Times piece:

Apple said on Friday that for years its phones had been exaggerating signal strength by displaying too many bars — indicating stronger reception than there ever was. The problem, Apple said, is a bug in the software, which it promised to fix soon.

That’s a smokescreen of Philip Morrisesque proportions. But that’s Apple story and it’s sticking with it.

Last week Apple said that people who saw their reception bars drop when they held the phone a certain way should simply hold it differently. That comment was greeted with derision by some users, and with barbs by rivals. It prompted scores of Web videos on how to avoid the so-called death grip on the iPhone 4. Motorola ran ads for its new Droid Xsaying that one of its great features was that users could hold it any way they wanted.

In the letter on Friday, Apple said, “Upon investigation, we were stunned to find that the formula we use to calculate how many bars of signal strength to display is totally wrong.” The company said the formula “in many instances, mistakenly displays 2 more bars than it should for a given signal strength.”

Now the issue turns to Apple’s market strength. Verdict in the Times report:

Like Apple’s previous response, its admission of a software bug — after suggesting last week that the problem had to do with hardware — is unlikely to diminish either scorn from critics or sales of the iPhone 4.

Time, as the feller says, will tell.

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The New Sunshine Law

Friday New York Times Page One headline:

Graduation Is the Goal, Staying Alive the Prize

Lede:

CHICAGO — The bonding moment between Veronica Tinajero and the student she calls Big Sunshine came during one of their first meetings.

“Have you ever been shot?” the student, a high school senior, asked. When Ms. Tinajero replied no, he looked genuinely amazed and said, “Wow, almost everybody I know’s been shot.” Later, he ticked off a list of his own bullet wounds: upper thigh, left hand, scalp.

“I should have been dead already,” he said.

With that, Ms. Tinajero, 24 and a public schools employee, gained a fuller understanding of what she was up against. A professional advocate, she is in Big Sunshine’s life for two reasons: to help keep him alive and on track to graduation, and now college.

Excellent story. One problem: the piece never shows Big Sunshine’s face in either of its photos.

Caption on the photo above: “Veronica Tinajero, an advocate, helped the soon-to-graduate Big Sunshine as he tried on a suit.”

Try this on:

Say “Big Sunshine,” see “Big Sunshine.”

Just like on TV.

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