Pot Is Hot

All of a sudden, weed is the new black.

Exhibit A:

NPR’s All Things Considered umpteen-part series The New Marijuana.

(Their “Seeds & Stems” installment should air in the next week or two.)

Exhibit B:

Sunday’s New York Times Business piece, “When Capitalism Meets Cannabis.”

Lede:

ANYONE who thinks it would be easy to get rich selling marijuana in a state where it’s legal should spend an hour with Ravi Respeto, manager of the Farmacy, an upscale dispensary here that offers Strawberry Haze, Hawaiian Skunk and other strains of Cannabis sativa at up to $16 a gram.

She will harsh your mellow.

“No M.B.A. program could have prepared me for this experience,” she says, wearing a cream-colored smock made of hemp. “People have this misconception that you just jump into it and start making money hand over fist, and that is not the case.”

Well that’s a buzz kill, eh?

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Loonie Canada

Sunday New York Times headline:

Canadians Are Agog at the Security Bill: $12 Million Per Hour

Lede:

Few Canadians expected that hosting world leaders at back-to-back summit meetings here this weekend would be cheap or convenient. With downtown Toronto a security maze, businesses boarded up and even the beloved Blue Jays baseball team sent packing, the meetings have met all expectations for aggravation.

But it is the cost of providing security that has elicited gasps.

The latest government estimate is $897 million for three days of summitry. That comes to about $12 million per hour, or a total near what the government spends per year in the war in Afghanistan.

The piece proceeds to list the security costs for other global klatches:

Security for the 2002 Group of 8 meeting in the Canadian resort of Kananaskis, Alberta, for instance, cost only $217 million. The 2004 meeting on Sea Island, Ga., separated from the mainland by four miles of marsh, cost about $135 million to secure.

That was then.

Now, the cover charge is at least a billion.

See: last winter’s Vancouver Olympics. (Via Bloomberg)

Security costs for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver will be about C$1 billion ($822.6 million), more than five times higher than original estimates when the Canadian city won the bid in 2003, the Globe and Mail reported.

Moral of the story: Be careful what you bid for.

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Campaign Outsider’s Gala First Anniversary Edition!

Well, it’s been exactly one year since the hardworking staff at Campaign Outsider started posting our daily bread crumbs on this website. And fittingly, we opened the old mailbag today to discover a copy of our very own . . . Constitution of the United States of America.

Except it isn’t for us, according to Young America’s Foundation, which sent the booklet. It’s for us to pass along.

Young people aren’t learning that our freedom of  speech, right to bear arms, and freedom to practice religion are in the Constitution.

They don’t know that the powers of the federal government are clearly defined and limited, and many of its current acts are unconstitutional.

That’s why it is so important to get your enclosed Constitution into the hands of our young students.

Me, I’d settle for getting some English grammar into the heads of our young students.

After that, the Constitution will take care of itself.

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Mocking “Mockingbird”

Friday’s Wall Street Journal featured an Allen Barra essay assigning Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird (50th Anniversay Celebration here) to the dustbin of literary history.

Nut graf:

It’s time to stop pretending that “To Kill a Mockingbird” is some kind of timeless classic that ranks with the great works of American literature. Its bloodless liberal humanism is sadly dated, as pristinely preserved in its pages as the dinosaur DNA in “Jurassic Park.”

But faithful WSJ reader Patrick Barkus hit back in this letter to the editor:

‘Mockingbird’ Did Something Great

Allen Barra’s “What ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ Isn’t” (Leisure & Arts, June 24) on Harper Lee’s book produced a wry smile in me because my son and I discussed the same subject the previous day. We had essentially the same reaction as Mr. Barra and made, if not as eloquently, the same points: no ambiguity, cardboard characters and childlike moral reasoning.

Mr. Barra is certainly correct on all grounds except, of course, for one. Harper Lee has written something that neither Flannery O’Connor, Walker Percy or for that matter William Faulkner, all writers of “literature” I greatly admire, ever accomplished. She has written a classic, a truly great book, and in the process has done a great service for all the world’s children by removing, one hopes for all time, any moral ambiguity surrounding Jim Crow with all its horrors, and revealing it in a way even a child could understand for the great evil it was.

Somehow “literature” pales in comparison.

Patrick Barkus

Spokane, Wash.

Your book review goes here.

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XXX Marks The Spot

The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) has had a change of heart and now believes .xxx domains for pornography sites are a good thing.

And no big thing, according to proponents of the Web Red Light district (via the New York Times):

“It is good for everybody,” said Stuart Lawley, the chairman and chief executive of ICM [an Internet registry promoting the xxx designation]. “It is a win for the consumer of adult content. They will know that the dot-xxx sites will operate by certain standards.”

Maybe.

Regardless, the whole .xxx thing is just like Hamsterdam from The Wire’s third season – herd the dealers into someplace you can both keep an eye on them and exercise some control over the action.

And at least some of us know how that turned out.

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Columbia’s Gem

From our Late To The Party desk:

Friday New York Times headline (dead tree edition):

Victory for Columbia In Eminent Domain Suit

Lede:

New York’s highest court handed Columbia University a major victory on Thursday for its $6.3 billion plan to build a satellite campus in Harlem, ruling that the state could seize private property for the project.

In a unanimous decision, the Court of Appeals overturned a lower court ruling that prohibited the state from using eminent domain to take property in the 17-acre expansion zone west of Broadway, known as Manhattanville, without the owners’ consent. The ruling held that the courts must give deference to the state’s determination that the area was “blighted” and that condemnation on behalf of a university served a public purpose, two ways that the project could qualify for eminent domain under state law.

Backstory:

Columbia hopes to build a series of 16 buildings for science, business and the arts over several decades on the site near the Hudson River, where the streets are lined with warehouses, factories and auto repair shops.

The university has already acquired the bulk of the land it needs, but the owners of four warehouses and two gas stations refused to sell and sued.

And lost. At least this round.

Norman Siegel, who represented the losing owners, said he was “extremely disappointed” in the decision and would appeal to the Supreme Court. Although state law allows eminent domain to be used for educational purposes, he argued that it did not explicitly permit a private institution to benefit from it.

To all appearances, this looks like a World Class Inside Job. For details, see this 2008 Weekly Standard piece headlined:

Columbia University, Slumlord

A case study in abusing eminent domain law.

Whatever your political persuasion, this deal not only stinks, it’s potentially more dangerous than the Supreme Court’s 2005 Kelo decision.

Let’s hope the Supremes – Hello, Elaine Kagan –  kill this turkey by Thanksgiving.

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Goodnight, Irene!

Letter to the Editor in the Friday Boston Herald:

Modesty for Miley

Sure Reuters should have known better (“X-rated Miley $hot is a low blow,” June 21)).

And Ms. Cyrus . . . they all look alike and ain’t none of them pretty. Show us something else, please!

– Irene Dorcey, Taunton

Yikes!

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Boston Globe Courtney Love-Fest

Professional widow Courtney Love performed this week at the House of Blues, garnering a positive review from the Boston Globe’s Sarah Rodman.

It’s hard to put a finger on it, but somehow, a decade beyond a heyday when “Doll Parts’’ was a song title instead of a way of life for Love, her charmingly obnoxious demeanor wears down your irritation.

The review ends with this improbable assertion:

In a world of overprocessed pop tarts and jarringly false “reality,’’ perhaps what is most refreshing about Love is the utter truth in her presentation.

That’s rich, given that Love seems to have had enough facial surgery to qualify for Joan Rivers status.

Exhibit A:

Is it just me? Or is this Head Transplant territory?

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Sal DiMasi Is Still A Small-Time Fraud

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Thursday that prosecutions of honest services fraud, as the Boston Globe reports, “should be used only to prosecute cases involving bribery and kickback schemes.”

That’s mother’s milk to belegaled former Massachusetts House Speaker Sal DiMasi, at least according to his lawyer.

Thomas R. Kiley, the Boston lawyer who represents DiMasi, said he was heartened by the Supreme Court ruling because it narrowed the honest fraud services law “to its core.’’ The ruling, he said, makes it clear that it is not enough for prosecutors to accuse a public official of having a conflict of interest and not disclosing it.

Yeah, except for this inconvenient fact:

DiMasi is accused of getting kickbacks for steering state contracts to a Burlington software firm.

Kickbacks, as in: Honest services fraud, Supreme Court definition.

But that’s not the most depressing part for DiMasi.

The most depressing part is that he wasn’t mentioned when the New York Times or the Wall Street Journal called the roll of high-profile honest service frauds, from Jeffrey Skilling to Conrad Black to Rod Blagojevich.

Sorry, Sal. From a national standpoint, you’re still just a cheap grifter.

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Louis Vuitton’s World Cup Coup

The Most Overpriced Bag in the World is currently running a newspaper ad featuring the Most Overhyped Soccer Players in the World:

Excellent!

Except Pele is the quintessential has-been, Zinadine Zidane disgraced himself in the 2006 World Cup, and Maradona is a bully.

Just the qualities you want in a $2000 leather bag.

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