Back page of Monday’s Wall Street Journal A section:
TIME FLIES WHEN YOU’RE MAKING HISTORY
(Body copy goes here, but I’m not willing to type it all)
Regardless, it’s crazy Ross Perot’s 80th birthday! So it’s only fitting he has a full-page ad in the Journal and a celebratory website for the occasion!
Except you can’t access the site unless you send him a birthday greeting.
Hey, Ross – I got your birthday greeting right here.