True Confessions From The Naked City

The hardworking staff religiously reads the Inside Track’s Naked City tales in the Boston Herald (latest here) and we can unequivocally say that we’ve never once “[guessed] the stars of these naughty little ditties…”

Representative samples from this edition:

•  Hear the one about the serial stalker who has been papering local media outlets and blogs with fake legal documents that show the object of her obsession and his wife are splitting up? Sadly, for the stalker, they’re happily married and expecting a baby …

• Do you know the sanctimonious scribe who is very happy to tell elected officials, business bigwigs and other local big shots how they should run things but hasn’t been doing too well when it comes to cleaning up his own messes? His condo is being foreclosed on. Again …

• Guess which marvy media man was handed his walking papers after he requested a paternity leave.

• And which business-savvy success story is so good with numbers he’s currently juggling three glam galpals in addition to his live-in paramour. And all four are good friends! Which really doesn’t add up …

There are 7 million stories in the Naked City.

And we don’t know a single one.

Just thought you should be aware of that.

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A Tweet New Advertising Gambit (II)

A while back the hardworking staff detailed a new dynamic in mainstream marketing: Social-media-fueled ads.

Call it tweetvertising.

Exhibit A (for Chobani Greek Yogurt):

Exhibit B (for Trident Layers gum):

Now comes Exhibit C (from the American Express Social Currency campaign):

 

American Express: Social Media Has Its Rewards.

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Atlantic’s ‘Lazarus File’ Brings L.A. Cold Case Back From the Dead

That’s one terrific article in the Atlantic magazine’s current edition:

The Lazarus File

In 1986, a young nurse named Sherri Rasmussen was murdered in Los Angeles. Police pinned down no suspects, and the case gradually went cold. It took 23 years—and revolutionary breakthroughs in forensic science —before LAPD detectives could finally assemble the pieces of the puzzle. When they did, they found themselves facing one of the unlikeliest murder suspects in the city’s history.

What follows is a riveting piece of reporting by Los Angeles writer Matthew McGough. Special bonus: video of the police interrogating the unlikeliest murder suspect.

If this story hasn’t been optioned for a movie yet, it will be by . . . now.

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David Mamet, As In Gamut (II)

Earlier the hardworking staff noted the gleeful reception conservative publications are giving born-again playwRIGHT David Mamet, who new book is titled The Secret Knowledge: On the Dismantling of American Culture. The Weekly Standard and the Wall Street Journal have both lavished praise on Mamet’s liberal-bashing coming-out party.

Predictably, there’s the concomitant dismay in left-leaning publications. Exhibit A (of what will surely span many alphabets) is the Talk column in Sunday’s New York Times Magazine. The interview with Mamet, conducted by Andrew Goldman, is a series of kneejerk liberal T-ball questions, such as:

Years ago, you described “American Buffalo” as being about “how we excuse all sorts of great and small betrayals and ethical compromises called business.” In this book, you defend enormous payouts to C.E.O.’s working for failing corporations. You seem to have changed radically.
I have. Here’s the question: Is it absurd for a company to pay hundreds of millions of dollars to a C.E.O. if the company is failing? The answer is that it may or may not be absurd, but it’s none of our goddamned business. Because as Milton Friedman said, the question is not what are the decisions but who makes the decisions. Because when the government starts deciding what’s absurd, you’re on the road to serfdom.

Or how about this one:

You wrote that Karl Marx “never worked a day in his life.” But how is his writing “Das Kapital” fundamentally different from the way you make a living? You realize you’re not a plumber, right? 
Jesus Christ. Listen, here’s the thing about an English degree — if you sat somebody down and asked them to make a list of the writers they admire over the last hundred years, see how many of them got a degree in English.

On behalf of all the English majors out there – ouch. Then again, Mamet didn’t really answer the question, did he?

Which leads to this conclusion: For left-leaning news outlets, it’s possible that Mamet’s answers are less important than their own questions.

If that makes any sense.

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David Mamet, As In Gamut

Over the past several years, playwright David Mamet – widely considered a flaming (tongued) liberal – has gradually drifted rightward in his political views. (See his 2008 Village Voice piece “Why I Am No Longer a ‘Brain-Dead Liberal.'”)

And conservative media outlets are delighted to trumpet that drift.

First on the hardreading staff’s radar was Andrew Ferguson’s piece in the Weekly Standard earlier this month, which began with a description of a 2009 Mamet speech at Stanford University:

Higher ed, he said, was an elaborate scheme to deprive young people of their freedom of thought. He compared four years of college to a lab experiment in which a rat is trained to pull a lever for a pellet of food. A student recites some bit of received and unexamined wisdom—“Thomas Jefferson: slave owner, adulterer, pull the lever”—and is rewarded with his pellet: a grade, a degree, and ultimately a lifelong membership in a tribe of people educated to see the world in the same way.

“If we identify every interaction as having a victim and an oppressor, and we get a pellet when we find the victims, we’re training ourselves not to see cause and effect,” he said. Wasn’t there, he went on, a “much more interesting .  .  . view of the world in which not everything can be reduced to victim and oppressor?”

This led to a full-throated defense of capitalism, a blast at high taxes and the redistribution of wealth, a denunciation of affirmative action, prolonged hymns to the greatness and wonder of the United States, and accusations of hypocrisy toward students and faculty who reviled business and capital even as they fed off the capital that the hard work and ingenuity of businessmen had made possible. The implicit conclusion was that the students in the audience should stop being lab rats and drop out at once, and the faculty should be ashamed of themselves for participating in a swindle—a “shuck,” as Mamet called it.

It was as nervy a speech as I’ve ever seen . . .

. . . and the runup to Mamet’s forthcoming book, The Secret Knowledge: On the Dismantling of American Culture, whose theme, Ferguson says, is “The belief that government is essentially a con job run by con artists.”

The latest Wall Street Journal Weekend Interview elaborates on Mamet’s “coming-out party:”

Hear him take on the left’s sacred cows. Diversity is a “commodity.” College is nothing more than “Socialist Camp.” Liberalism is like roulette addiction. Toyota’s Prius, he tells me, is an “anti-chick magnet” and “ugly as a dogcatcher’s butt.” Hollywood liberals—his former crowd—once embraced Communism “because they hadn’t invented Pilates yet.” Oh, and good radio isn’t NPR (“National Palestinian Radio”) but Dennis Prager, Michael Medved and Hugh Hewitt.

Mamet’s evolution didn’t happen overnight, but took a specific path, according to the Journal piece:

Mr. Mamet rattles off the works that affected him most: “White Guilt” by Shelby Steele, “Ethnic America” by Thomas Sowell, “The Instincts of the Herd in Peace and War” by Wilfred Trotter, “The Road to Serfdom” by Friedrich Hayek, “Capitalism and Freedom” by Milton Friedman, and “On Liberty” by John Stuart Mill.

Before he moved to California, Mr. Mamet had never met a self-described conservative or read one’s writings. He’d never heard of Messrs. Sowell or Steele. “No one on the left has,” he tells me. “I realized I lived in this bubble.”

When it popped, it was rough. “I did what I thought was, if not a legitimate, then at least a usual, thing—I took it out on those around me,” Mr. Mamet says wryly. It took “a long, long, long time and a lot of difficult thinking first to analyze, then change, some of my ideas.”

But now they are changed. And we’re about to see a real life political drama worthy of Mamet’s playwrighting talents.

Fucking A, as a Mamet character might say.

(Illustration for the Wall Street Journal by Ken Fallin)

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Seamus Sweepstakes™

As her latest piece indicates, New York Times columnist Gail Collins is temperamentally incapable of mentioning  Mitt Romney without adding “who once drove to Canada with the family dog strapped to the roof of his car.”

So Campaign Outsider has established the Seamus Sweepstakes, which challenges our splendid readers to guess the date on which Collins will write about Romney without mentioning his cartop pooch.

The prize: An all-expenses-paid lunch with the hardworking staff.

Enter early. Enter often.

Postscript:

The hardworking staff has sent the following note to Gail Collins herself:

Dear Ms. Collins:

The hardworking staff of Campaign Outsider are devoted readers of your New York Times column, and we often enjoy your references to Mitt Romney’s cartop canine history.

In that spirit, we have initiated the Seamus Sweepstakes™, an excellent contest that asks Campaign Outsider’s splendid readers to predict the date on which you will write about Romney without mentioning his rufftop pooch.

We’re sorry to say you are not eligible to win the contest’s valuable prize, but you certainly are welcome to mention it in your column.

Sincerely,

The Hardworking Staff

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Gil Scott-Heron, 1949-2011

In the summer of 1976 (Bicentennial Fever Grips Hub – even Little Stevie’s House of Pizza redecorated in red white and blue), I saw two of Gil Scott-Heron’s three performances at Paul’s Mall during Fourth of July week.

He delivered serious versions of “Bicentennial Blues” and “The Bottle,” but his rendition of “Home Is Where the Hatred Is” was absolutely transcendent.

(I just listened to it on the It’s Your World LP, since I couldn’t find it on iTunes.)

Find it anywhere you can.

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BCAE, Boston Globe Don’t Get ‘Fuzzy’

Saturday’s Boston Globe G section featured a cover story on 1) this weekend’s annual meeting of the National Cartoonists Society taking place in Boston, and 2) the exhibit “One Fine Sunday in the Funny Pages” currently at the Boston Center for Adult Education.

From the Globe piece:

The exhibit, spread over two floors of the BCAE, is free and open to the public. A special reception takes place [Sunday] from 2-4 p.m., with many of the contributing cartoonists expected to be on hand to greet the public.

“I wanted it to be a snapshot of the Sunday funnies, so my only rule was, it had to be an April 11 strip,’’ [curator John] Read said during an interview at the BCAE. Even if the Sunday funnies aren’t as popular as they were a generation or two ago, he added, “Looking at original art that reminds you of your childhood is still popular. The success of an exhibit like this obviously rests on nostalgia.’’

Read brought the exhibit to Boston — it has already toured New Orleans, Columbus, Ohio, and several other cities— to coincide with the annual meeting of the National Cartoonists Society, taking place this weekend in Boston. Those expecting to attend include Hilary Price, creator of the strip “Rhymes With Orange.’’

The piece also notes that the Globe’s own editorial cartoonist Dan Wasserman is included in the exhibit.

Although editorial cartoons are excluded from the show, an exception was made for several drawings by the Boston Globe’s Dan Wasserman, which Read collected for exhibit at the BCAE only.

But nowhere in the Globe piece – or the BCAE press release – is there any mention of Boston artist Darby Conley, whose rambunctious Get Fuzzy strip is a staple in roughly 700 newspapers worldwide, including the Boston Globe.

(Also apparently absent is Boston artist Mark Parisi, whose Off the Mark has unfortunately disappeared from the Boston Herald.)

Hey, BCAE – you should treat Boston comic-strip artists better.

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Ladies & Gentlemen, Your Eastern Conference Champion Boston Bruins!

That was one barnburner of a Game 7 the Broons won last night, yes?

And the key to their victory over the Tampa Bay Lightning?

The Bruins didn’t have any power plays to disrupt them.

Via the Associated Press:

It was, as the Versus announcers said, too bad one team had to lose the game. But better the Bruins won it.

See you in Vancouver, Canucks.

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Oprah Swan Song Edition)

From Friday’s Boston Globe:

Oprah’s goodbye tour lifts WCVB

From Friday’s Boston Herald:

Oprah Winfrey’s swan song fails to lift Ch. 5

Despite the dueling headlines, though, the ledes were oddly similar.

Globe lede:

Oprah Winfrey’s month of farewell episodes boosted overall ratings of the signature early evening news broadcast that follows her show on WCVB-TV (Channel 5), but it wasn’t enough to stem losses in some key demographics that advertisers covet.

Herald lede:

Oprah’s long goodbye had been touted for months, but the Queen of Talk’s farewell didn’t help WCVB-TV Channel 5’s evening news ratings in the two key age groups during the May ratings “sweeps.”

(For the record, both pieces also feature a mind-numbing array of TV ratings numbers that only a media buyer could love.)

Conclusion: Who the hell knows?

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