American Vets Get Honored with . . . a Cup of Coffee

Tomorrow is Veterans Day, which means the sacrifice of U.S. military service members will be commemorated with the traditional mattress sales, automobile clearances, and – excellent! – coffee giveaways.

From Sunday’s New York Times:

 

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Turns out Starbucks is “inviting all active duty service members, veterans and their spouses to enjoy a free tall (12 fl oz) hot brewed coffee” tomorrow.

That’s some reward for putting themselves in harm’s way, eh?

(To be fair graf goes here)

To be fair, “This is only the beginning. Starbucks has committed to hiring at least 10,000 veterans and military spouses by 2018 – and we’re already halfway there.”

Not to get technical about it, but Starbucks employs roughly 191,000 people, according to Forbes.

That would make the 10,000 veterans and military spouses about 5% of the Starbucks total workforce.

So not bad, but nothing to write home about either.

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Presidential Ad Flashbacks (1956 Adlai-Ike Rematch Edition)

Among the greatest headscratchers in American history (How did George Custer think he was gonna win the Battle of Little Bighorn? . . . Why did Grady Little leave Pedro Martinez in Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS? . . . What the hell is Chris Matthews talking about?) is this:

Why in the world did the Democratic Party make Adlai Stevenson its 1956 presidential nominee, given how badly Dwight Eisenhower had blowtorched him in 1952?

1952 electoral map (via The American Presidency Project):

 

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Final electoral tally: Eisenhower 442 (83.2%), Stevenson 89 (16.8%).

(Notice the semi-solid South, which would soon enough turn red.)

So how did Stevenson get a mulligan?

From History Today . . .

Read the rest at Dustup 2016.

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Marshall McLuhan, What Are You (Not) Doin’?

All kinds of folks are in a tizzy over the not-tested, Obama-approved Trans Pacific Partnership and its laws of unintended consequences.

Representative sample from Tikkun’s Michael Lerner:

The TPP agreement violates a basic command of the Bible: that human beings must protect and act as stewards for the earth. Instead, it provides a path for corporations to overturn the most moderate environmental restraints on corporate avarice, much less the far more stringent actions that environmentalists tell us are needed to even begin to reverse climate change and preserve the earth for future generations. This is selfishness and materialism taken to a new height, and every religious communityu [sic] should stand up against it.

Who knew? But the problems go well beyond that – all the way to Canada, in fact, and all the way to legendary media maven Marshall McLuhan.

You splendid readers of a certain age might remember this:

During episodes of Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In, Henry Gibson would occasionally look into the camera and ask, “Marshall McLuhan, what are you doin’?”

What McLuhan is not doin’, thanks to the TPP, is entering the public domain, since the trade agreement extends copyright protection from 50 years to 70 years.

From University of Ottawa law professor Michael Geist:

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[A] 20 year extension in the term of copyright [deals] a massive blow to access to Canadian heritage and [results] in hundreds of millions in cost. For example, there are 22 Governor-General award winning fiction and non-fiction authors whose work will not enter the public domain for decades. These include Margaret Laurence, Gabrielle Roy, Marian Engel, Marshall McLuhan, and Donald Creighton.

Call the roll:

FICTION

Igor Sergeyevich Gouzenko (The Fall of a Titan)
Winifred Estella Bambrick (Continental Revue)
Colin Malcolm McDougall DSO (Author, Execution)
Germaine Guèvremont (The Outlander)
Philip Albert Child (Mr. Ames Against Time)
Gabrielle Roy (The Tin Flute)
Jean Margaret Laurence (The Stone Angel/ A Jest of God)
Marian Engel (Bear)
Hugh Garner (Hugh Garner’s Best Stories)

NON-FICTION

James Frederick Church Wright (Slava Bohu)
Laura Goodman Salverson (Confessions of an Immigrant’s Daughter)
Edgar Wardell McInnis (The Unguarded Frontier)
Evelyn M. Richardson (We Keep a Light)
William Sclater (Haida)
Marjorie Elliott Wilkins Campbell (The Saskatchewan)
William Lewis Morton (The Progressive Party in Canada)
Josephine Phelan (The Ardent Exile)
Donald Grant Creighton (John A. Macdonald, The Young Politician)
Frank Hawkins Underhill (In Search of Canadian Liberalism)
Herbert Marshall McLuhan (The Gutenberg Galaxy)
Noah Story (The Oxford Companion to Canadian History and Literature)
Francis Reginald Scott (Essays On the Constitution)

And that’s just Canada.

There are countless other works that will stay behind an intellectual property paywall for an additional two decades thanks to the TPP.

(To be sure graf goes here)

To be sure, you can argue copyright law round or flat, but there’s no arguing this:

The TPP is a total Trojan Horse – check that, Trojan Mule. Assuming the mule is “not imported for immediate slaughter.”

Really – you don’t wanna know.

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To Know Trump (All Bagel and No Schmear Edition)

What a difference a Tslump makes.

One month ago, GOP Hair Apparent Donald Trump was bragging that he didn’t need advertising to fuel his presidential run because “I’m getting so much coverage. It would almost be — you’d OD on Trump. You understand. That’s overdose on Trump.”

Now, as Trump’s poll numbers come back to earth, he’s singing a different tune.

 

 

Via ABC’s The Note . . .

Read the rest at Dustup 2016.

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2016 Ads ‘n’ Ends (‘Take a Bullet for Donald Trump’ Edition)

Itemizing a few deductions from the presidential campaign trail . . .

Item: Sanders campaign starts to ‘Air the Bern’

Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders’ quixotic presidential run is so revolutionary, he has just:    1) hired a pollster; 2) prepared a series of policy speeches; 3) abandoned mega-rallies for close encounters of the voter kind in diners and coffee shops; and 4) launched a $2 million TV ad campaign in Iowa and New Hampshire.

Representative sample:

 

 

What the dustupping staff especially liked . . .

Read the rest at Dustup 2016.

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The 2015 World’s Serious (Serious Second-Guessing Edition)

(Tip o’ the pixel to Ring Lardner’s classic A World’s Serious)

Well, that kind of blew for any righteous New York Mets fan, eh?

The Junior Pinstripes went Chernobyl for the second straight night, starting with a disastrous top of the ninth.

The Mets led 2-0 in the wake of a brilliant pitching performance by Matt Harvey. Mets manager Terry Collins was ready to go to his closer, Jeurys Familia, but Harvey said “no way!” and Collins acquiesced (which virtually everyone in attendance wanted him to do).

Harvey promptly gave up a lead-off walk and a double.

Mets 2-1.

Then Kansas City Royal first baseman Eric Hosmer did this.

 

 

Which left the game tied, and Mets fans tongue-tied.

In the top of the 12th, the Mets completely melted down, resulting in this:

 

 

It just got worse from there.

As for the second-guessing:

• Why did Collins let Yoenis Cespides finish his at-bat with the bases loaded in the bottom of the sixth after Cespides shattered his kneecap?

• Why did Collins send  Harvey back out for the ninth?

• Why did Collins not pull Harvey after he walked the first batter?

So, to summarize:

• The Royals were clearly the superior team.

• Ned Yost totally outmanaged Terry Collins.

• Wait till next year!

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The World’s Serious Just Got Serious

. . . in a seriously bad way, given that the New York Mets went Chernobyl in Game 4.

The gruesome details, via Newsday:

Nightmare eighth inning leaves Mets with 3-1 deficit in World Series

The Mets could see new life. As the end of a tense evening neared, only six outs stood between them and a fresh start in the 111th World Series.image

Then cruelty descended upon Citi Field. Suddenly the Mets could not throw strikes. They could not field grounders. They could not summon the resolve that powered their most charmed summer in 15 years.

Now, after a 5-3 loss to the Royals in Game 4 of the World Series, they face the daunting task of needing to win three straight games to capture their first title since 1986.

Or, more likely, the Royals could capture their first title since 1985.

Regardless, hope springs (or falls) eternal.

We’ll know better tonight.

(Tip o’ the pixel to Ring Lardner’s classic A World’s Serious)

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Dead Blogging ‘Choice’ at Calderwood Pavilion

Well the Missus and I trundled down to the South End Saturday to catch the Huntington Theatre Company production of Choice (through November 15) and say, it was . . . swellish.

The cast – especially Connie Ray and Madeline Wise – is terrific. The staging is entirely impressive. And the dialogue is generally smart and funny.

But here’s the -ish:

The play itself (by Winnie Holzman, whose writing credits include the hit musical Wicked and the smash TV series “My So-Called Life”) is kind of meh, a concept in search of an execution. It also – like so many other contemporary dramas – suffers from climax interruptus, a debilitating condition whose major symptom is a second act that leaves the audience largely unsatisfied.

Still worth seeing, though, at least to us.

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Good Grey Lady Opens the Kimono (Full Frontal Nudity Edition)

This has to be a first for the New York Times.

From Friday’s Weekend Arts II section.

 

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Money screenshot:

 

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Is it just us? Or is this a Timesworthy moment in the Without Fear or Favor tradition of Adolph Ochs?

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New York Times Gets Yahoodwinked by Toyota Ad Exec

Fact #1: This Sunday, Yahoo will live-stream from London an NFL game between the Buffalo Bills and Jacksonville Jaguars.

Fact #2: Yahoo has sold ads during the game to over 30 advertisers.

Fact #3: A Toyota advertising executive apparently (we don’t want to say lied) misled the  New York Times about the cost of the ads.

From Friday’s Good Grey Lady:

Advertisers Flock To N.F.L. on Yahoo

Yahoo’s global webcast of the Buffalo Bills-Jacksonville Jaguars game Sunday morning from London is the type of event that 23yahoo-web-master675Jack Hollis, group vice president for marketing at Toyota Motors in the United States, did not want the automaker to miss. He did not care much about audience projections. He just wanted Toyota to be part of it, and agreed to buy commercial time almost as soon as Yahoo announced its deal with the National Football League.

“You don’t get a chance to be part of firsts very often,” Mr. Hollis said. “And, from a Toyota standpoint, I like to be part of historic firsts. And as a process of our partnerships with Yahoo and the N.F.L., it was an easy decision.” Toyota will sponsor the game’s halftime show and Dairy Queen is sponsoring the pregame show.

Money quote:

Yahoo announced on Thursday that more than 30 advertisers would present spots during the game and that the webcast was sold out. It did not reveal the cost of the ads, but Mr. Hollis said it was comparable to the price of commercial time on traditional televised N.F.L. games.

Except . . .

That’s not even close to being true.

According to APM’s Marketplace:

Showing an NFL game at 9:30 on a Sunday morning, from London, online-only is an experiment. Which may explain why the cost for a 30 second ad during the game is reportedly $50,000. Or, according to Michael Leeds, a sports economist at Temple University, “very low.”

The same ad, noted Leeds, during Sunday afternoon football on TV could cost 14 times as much.

In other words, Toyota’s Jack Hollis sold the New York Times a lemon.

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