So the hardworking staff was diligently watching the Tuesday edition of Nightline when this spot popped up on the screen.

The commercial is from an outfit called My Marriage Matters, whose website features . . . only that commercial, described as “condemning affair sites like AshleyMadison.com” [slogan: Life is Short. Have an Affair].

Sample Ashley Madison video (Viewer Discretion Is Advised):

You know that doesn’t come cheap.

But neither does Marriage Matters:

A ministry of  Dr. Jerry & Lynn Jones, Marriage Matters is a 13-session conference that focuses on the core issues of relationships and incorporating godliness into the solutions.

To summarize:

Save your marriage (DVD: $149.95), or screw your marriage (“Affair Guarantee” Membership Package: $249) – either way, it’s gonna cost you.