Yankees Voice Bob Sheppard Deserved Better Boston Obit Pix

This is just wrong.

Bob Sheppard – the voice of the Yankees at the Big Ballpark from 1951 to 2006 – died Sunday at the age of 99.

Here’s the picture from the Boston Globe obituary:

Worse, the one in the Boston Herald obit made Sheppard look downright demonic/demented. (It has since been removed from the website, but check out the dead-tree Monday Herald if you don’t believe me.)

Geez, let the man go with some dignity.

(Oddly, the copy in both obits was quite complimentary to Sheppard.)

Regardless, how hard would it have been to use the photo from Sheppard’s 2000 appreciation day that both the Wall Street Journal and the New York Times ran?

From the Times obit:

His recorded voice still introduces Derek Jeter at the plate, a touch the Yankees’ captain requested to honor Sheppard.

“He’s as much a part of this organization as any player,” Jeter said Sunday. “Even though the players change year in and year out, he was the one constant at Yankee Stadium. He was part of the experience.”

Class honoring class. Too bad the Boston papers had it in short supply this time around.

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What I’ll Miss About The World Cup

I’m not even a soccer fan, but I do try to catch all major sporting events, both annual and quadrennial. So I watched a lot of World Cup matches, and there are a number of things I’ll miss now that Spain has secured the Cup.

1) People using the word “nil”

2) Headers (how the hell do they do that?).  Like this beauty that won the consolation game for Germany :

3) Over-the-top ads, including the two-page spread in the New York Times for Louis Vuitton’s official World Cup Trophy Travel Case.

4) God forgive me, the bee-drone of the vuvuzelas. They became the audio logo of the South Africa Games, for better or worse.

Your bitter recriminations go here.

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The Empire State Ben LaGuer

From Sunday’s New York Times:

Staying Behind Bars on a Claim of Innocence

He is either innocent or a madman. Whichever one he is, Everton Wagstaffe will not go quietly.

Locked up nearly 19 years for a crime that he says he did not do, Mr. Wagstaffe could have gotten out of prison long ago by expressing remorse for being involved in the killing of a teenage girl in Brooklyn on New Year’s Day 1992. He and another man, Reginald Connor, were convicted of kidnapping the girl largely on the testimony of a single witness.

Instead, in thousands of letters and volumes of legal briefs he wrote himself, Mr. Wagstaffe has declared his innocence. This is free speech with a twist: he can say whatever he wants, as long as he’s willing to stay in prison until 2017.

“I would rather die here behind bars than live behind the lie that I had anything to do with this terrible crime,” said Mr. Wagstaffe, 41.

Eerily similar to the Bay State’s Ben LaGuer, no?

Your compare-and-contrast goes here.

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Why The WSJ Is Still A Damn Good Newspaper

Exhibit A:

Saturday’s Wall Street Journal A-hed.

Hedline:

Trout-Loving Artists Lament The Job That Got Away

Where else will you read about Wisconsin’s exorcising the trout from its “trout stamp,” traditionally affixed to the state’s fishing licenses?

Exhibit B:

The Weekend Journal’s apropos-of-nothing essay on Charles Demuth’s “The Figure 5 in Gold.”

Headline:

Where Paint and Poetry Meet

Lede:

Even children are drawn, viscerally, to “The Figure 5 in Gold,” one of the most recognizable works in American Modernism. Painted in 1928, its vibrant red, black and gold fire-engine motif barrels at the viewer, delivering a “Pow!” that Pop artists strived to achieve a few decades later. Somehow, the bold image manages to transmit not only the speed but also the screams of a fire truck weaving its way through a crowded New York street.

On its own, this visual impact might have made Charles Demuth’s most famous work into an icon of American art. But “The Figure 5 in Gold” has much more going for it. It’s the best work in a genre Demuth created, the “poster portrait.” It’s a witty homage to his close friend, the poet William Carlos Williams, and a transliteration into paint of his poem, “The Great Figure.” It’s a decidedly American work made at a time when U.S. artists were just moving beyond European influences. It’s a reference to the intertwined relationships among the arts in the 1920s, a moment of cross-pollination that led to American Modernism. And it anticipates Pop art.

The piece, by Judith H. Dobrzynski of Real Clear Arts, lovingly deconstructs the painting in a most accessible and illuminating manner.

There’s no exhibit tied to this essay, no anniversary, no nothing.

Just nowhere-else journalism.

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Republican Gunsels Association

For the past couple of months, the Republican Governors Association has run a relentless stream of TV spots sandblasting Tim Cahill, the Independent candidate for Massachusetts governor.

Their latest effort is here.

Not content with just pummeling Cahill, the RGA has now launched an air war against Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick.

All this to prop up the remarkably uninspired campaign of the remarkably uninspiring Charlie Baker (R-RGA).

Our advice?

Turn off your TV and read a good book.

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Verizon’s 3-D(ud) Newspaper Ad

Verizon Wireless has launched a new big-bucks ad campaign with the theme Rule the Air. Here’s their first TV spot:

There’s also a newspaper component to the campaign, as evidenced in Friday’s Boston Globe, which featured a front page Rule the Air ad that said:

LOOK INSIDE FOR THE 3-D GLASSES.

Grab the 3-D glasses. Find the Ad. Experience the Signal.

So the hardworking staff did. First, we got the glasses and found the ad.

Ad copy:

SIGNAL IS STRENGTH.

We each have a signal.

A river of raw energy that flows with us.

A power. A superpower.

A super communication power.

To wield with mighty force.

Puh-leeze.

Undaunted, the hardsmirking staff put on the 3-D glasses in order to “Experience the Signal.”

And what did we experience?

Not 3-D, but the average out-of-register color photo in the Globe.

Not exactly “super communication power” on the part of Verizon.

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John Henning, R.I.P. (Rest In Promos)

On Thursday’s 11 pm newscast, WBZ aired a lovely and heartfelt tribute (not yet posted at this writing, but others here) to John Henning, the Boston station’s legendary anchor, reporter, and all-purpose political guru, who died Wednesday night of leukemia-related illness.

Then the newscast betrayed itself by immediately running promos for an upcoming report on boat moorings, the weather, and sports.

No.

After you eulogize a colleague, you billboard his photo and dates, fade very slowly to black, and reluctantly go to commercial break.

Not to get technical about it at a time like this.

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Is McDonald’s Violating Massachusetts Law?

From our Late to the Party desk (via Time.com):

Two weeks ago, the Center for Science in the Public Interest served McDonald’s “a notice of its intent to sue, fulfilling a legal requirement of several states in which CSPI might bring the lawsuit.”

According to the CSPI press release:

“McDonald’s is the stranger in the playground handing out candy to children,” said CSPI litigation director Stephen Gardner. “McDonald’s use of toys undercuts parental authority and exploits young children’s developmental immaturity—all this to induce children to prefer foods that may harm their health. It’s a creepy and predatory practice that warrants an injunction.”

The notice of intent to sue – which “demands that McDonald’s USA, LLC (“McDonald’s”) immediately stop using toys to market Happy Meals to young children” – employs even more inflammatory language:

In short, McDonald’s is deliberately marketing directly to unsuspecting little children by offering appealing toys—usually ones related to popular movies or television shows. McDonald’s marketing has the effect of conscripting America’s children into an unpaid drone army of word-of-mouth marketers, causing them to nag their parents to bring them to McDonald’s.

McDonald’s practices are predatory and wrong. They are also illegal, because marketing to kids under eight is (1) inherently deceptive, because young kids are not developmentally advanced enough to understand the persuasive intent of marketing; and (2) unfair to parents, because marketing to children undermines parental authority and interferes with their ability to raise healthy children.

An unpaid drone army of word-of-mouth marketers.

Paging Jerry Bruckheimer. Paging Mr. Jerry Bruckheimer.

But wait . . . there’s . . .

More specifically, and for purposes of our notice of intent to sue, McDonald’s has engaged in unfair and deceptive acts and practices by advertising and including toys with purchases of Happy Meals. McDonald’s practices violate state consumer protection laws, such as Massachusetts G.L. c. 93A, Texas Business & Professions Code § 17.41 et seq., District of Columbia Code § 28-3905 et seq., New Jersey Statutes Ann. 56:8-1 et seq., and California Business & Professions Code Section 17200.

(Not to get technical about it, but here’s Massachusetts G.L. c. 93A.)

This is no slam-dunk for CSPI, but it might be a slim-dunk. From the Time piece:

While the company says it hasn’t ruled out acting on CSPI’s demands, McDonald’s is clearly irked. “The tone of the letter is completely unprofessional and destroys their credibility,” says Walt Riker, vice president of corporate communications for McDonald’s. “The characterizations are completely out of bounds and don’t come close to representing the truth.” Riker wouldn’t point to specific passages, but it’s safe to assume calling McDonald’s “duplicitous” and its marketing practices “predatory” failed to ingratiate CSPI with the company.

Then again, “ingratiating” isn’t exactly what CSPI is about.

Bottom line in the notice to sue:

CSPI will postpone filing suit if it can obtain McDonald’s agreement to stop its use of toys to market Happy Meals.

This offer of settlement will remain open for 30 days from the date of this letter, after which it shall be automatically withdrawn and become null and void.

After which Happy Meals could conceivably become null and void.

Which is sort of . . . inconceivable.

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RomneyCare, ObamaCare, PatrickCare, BetterTakeCare

Wednesday’s Wall Street Journal featured yet another  RomneyCarve op-ed (see earlier hits here) about “the Massachusetts universal coverage plan that then-Gov. Mitt Romney signed into law in 2006.”

Headline:

The Massachusetts Health-Care ‘Train Wreck’

Subhead:

The future of ObamaCare is unfolding here: runaway spending, price controls, even limits on care and medical licensing.

Nut graf:

As events are now unfolding, the Massachusetts plan couldn’t be a more damning indictment of ObamaCare. The state’s universal health-care prototype is growing more dysfunctional by the day, which is the inevitable result of a health system dominated by politics.

Fun WSJ facts to know and tell:

• the Massachusetts plan increased private employer-sponsored premiums by about 6%

• underlying state health costs continue to rise at 8% annually

• Massachusetts now has the highest average premiums in the nation.

Enter current Gov. Deval Patrick in a featured role as collateral damage, thanks largely to his strenuous efforts of late to cap insurance premiums.

Perhaps Mr. Patrick felt he could be so reckless because health-care demagoguery is the strategy for his fall re-election bid against a former insurance CEO.

That would be Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie Baker, who has a lot less to worry about on this front than Patrick does.

Not to mention Mitt Romney’s presidential aspirations in 2012. And that goes double for President Obama, who “said earlier this year that the health-care bill that Congress passed three months ago is ‘essentially identical’ to the Massachusetts . . . plan.”

Look for the Commender-in-Chief to start holding the Bay State at bay over the coming months.

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My Marriage (Accuracy) Matters

From our Corrections Desk:

In addressing the MyMarriageMatters v. AshleyMadison smackdown, the bleary eyed staff cited the wrong source behind the pro-marriage/anti-affair campaign. The ads are underwritten by Michigan divorce (!) lawyer Ryan Hill (via Above the Law), not by Dr. Jerry & Lynn Jones of Marriage Matters.

The backpedaling staff regrets the error.

P.S. Here’s another anti-AshleyMadison site, which spins all kinds of conspiracy theories about the Ashley Madison people possibly underwriting anti-affair campaigns like MyMarriageMatters to generate interest/business. It’s all very M.C. Escher.

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