‘Mistah Kurtz – he dead’

MediaBistro’s Fishbowl DC has a thing about CNN/Daily Beast media hall monitor Howie Kurtz, who hit the daily double yesterday in the online dishateria.

Hit #1:

Mediaite Takes Kurtz to Woodshed

Mediaite‘s White House reporter Tommy “I want to punch Wonkette’s dick writers  in the balls” Christopher dismissed CNN’s Howard Kurtz‘s coverage of the Wonkette Trig debacle on “Reliable Sources.” He called it “skin-deep” and “disappointingly superficial.”

Kurtz’s program had three journalists — WaPo‘s Jennifer RubinAdweek‘s Michael Wolff (who called Wonkette “tone deaf”) and Syndicated Columnist for the Chicago Tribune Clarence Page — all denouncing the Wonkette story on Trig Palin, which has since been removed from Wonkette’s site after some advertisers dropped them.

But Christopher, a father of two special needs children, wasn’t impressed.

“Cumulatively, the effect was a failure to convey the true character of the Wonkette post, which was ‘tone deaf’ in the way that a punch in the balls is ‘impolite,’ and the apology, which was of debatable sincerity and completeness,” he wrote.

(Back story – via Christopher’s emails to Wonkette’s editor – here.)

Hit #2:

‘I not only tweet myself, I watch myself.’ Kinky.

Not to mention very Walt Whitman.

The Fishbowl DC post itself deserves to be reprinted in its entirety:

By this point we know that Howard Kurtz, The Daily Beast’s Washington Bureau Chief and CNN “Reliable Sources” host, is the undisputed King of Self-Pimp. We defy any Washington journalist to try and overtake him.

Still, on Sunday he gave us yet another reason to pump his title – and to give him more pimp attire. After he interviewedSelma Kalousek, wife of NYTcorrespondent Ian Fischerabout how her marriage nearly fell apart with her husband covering war zones, Kurtz tweeted this to a watcher:

“On my intv. with wife of war reporter @patricenatalie I was watching it as well, what she has to live through and deal with is unbelievable.”

You mean he watches his own show and learns something?

Congratulations to Kurtz for remaining our champion.

Mistah Howie Kurtz. King of the new-media Hollow Men.

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Does The New York Times Have A Pulitzer Complex?

Interesting juxtaposition in Sunday’s New York Times.

From the Public Editor’s column about the Pulitzer Prize celebration at the New York Times last Monday:

I was struck by how well-tuned the whole affair seemed to be. At other newspapers, celebrations of Pulitzer Prizes have a more improvised character, as if slammed together in surprise and jubilation. But not at The Times, which has won 106 such awards and so stages the festivities roughly the way Punxsutawney Phil prepares for Groundhog Day — with a heady acceptance of destiny and a solemn respect for procedure.

If there was a mildly deflating note on this occasion, it was that The Times had won only two prizes. Certainly, though, this was no embarrassment. Mr. Keller announced that The Wall Street Journal and The Washington Post, perennial rivals for the honors, had each won just one prize.

Apparently, that wasn’t enough self-affirmation. Sunday’s Times also featured a full-page ad with the headline:

THE NEW YORK TIMES WINS TWO 2011 PULITZER PRIZES

The New York Times and Members of Its Staff Have Won 106 Pulitzer Prizes – Far More Than Any Other Newspaper

Got that? Far More.

Methinks the Grey Lady doth protest too much.

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Sunday Sports Edition)

The Boston Herald has the unfortunate distinction of being one of the few newspapers in America whose Sunday circulation lags behind its daily numbers.

Amazing, since the Sunday Herald is STILL ONLY $2 – as opposed the the Boston Globe’s $3.50 and the New York Times’s knee-buckling $6.

(Yes yes – the latter two rely heavily on less-costly home subscriptions, while the Herald home-delivers to a) the hardworking staff, and b) almost no one else.)

Regardless, there are other reasons the Sunday Herald doesn’t measure up, chief among them:

ITS SPORTS SECTION IS PRINTED – I DUNNO – ON FRIDAY?

Exhibit A: Yesterday’s Herald sports section failed to report 1) the Bruins’ electrifying double overtime victory against the Montreal Canadiens, and 2) the Red Sox 5-0 domination of the Los Angeles Angels.

The Sunday Globe had ’em both.

The Herald might save money by printing in the Chicopee time zone, but it’s likely losing circulation because of it.

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Why Sebastian Smee Won A Pulitzer

Last week Boston Globe art critic Sebastian Smee won the 2011 Pulitzer Prize for criticism, as the Globe was happy to report:

Sebastian Smee, art critic of The Boston Globe, yesterday was awarded the 2011 Pulitzer Prize for criticism.

In announcing the award, the Pulitzer board pointed to Smee’s “vivid and exuberant writing about art’’ and his knack for “bringing great works to life with love and appreciation.’’

Exhibit A in Smee’s brief for a 2012 Pulitzer is his Sunday Globe review of the Édouard Manet retrospective at the Musee d’Orsay in Paris.

Representative sample:

To 21st-century eyes, Manet’s way with paint seems more ravishing than ever. He used rich blacks to set off an otherwise light palette, nonchalantly disregarding intermediary tones. There was something sensual but also violent in this nonchalance, as if one way of thinking of love were as a glancing blow.

Edgar Degas, for one, was impressed by the ease with which Manet, “whose eye and hand are certainty itself,’’ committed his feelings and impressions to canvas. “Damned Manet!’’ he once complained to his English protégé Walter Sickert. “Everything he does he always hits off straight away, while I take endless pains and never get it right.’’

Manet’s brush strokes epitomize what the Italians called “sprezzatura’’ — a kind of studied effortlessness. They conjure a dream of erotic ease, a smooth and unimpeded sensuous delight in the world.

Smee is just a joy to read.

Do so.

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El Anatsui At Wellesley’s Davis Museum

So the Missus and I moseyed out to the suburbs (a rare occurrence) and caught El Anatsui: When I Last Wrote to You about Africa at the Davis Museum.

It’s a knockout.

From the museum’s website:

El Anatsui (b. 1944, Ghana) is best known for his most recent sculptures, shimmeringly beautiful and elaborately wrought large-scale wall hangings made from discarded liquor-bottle tops. Drawing on traditional idioms and contemporary art practices, his work resonates materially and symbolically with the cultural and historical conditions of West Africa.

From its earliest to its most recent examples, Anatsui’s work is characterized by the complex and surprising manipulation of materials, labor-intensive methods, and a signature use of color, line and form.

A sample, although it doesn’t come close to conveying the compelling bas-relief nature of El Anatsui’s work, five decades of which is exhibited in this first career retrospective:

P.S. While you’re there, don’t miss the stunning “Snow Birds” by Anthony Angarola in the museum’s permanent collection:

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Bustin’ Boston: Mediaite Whacks Hub Broadcasters

News aggregator/hall monitor Mediaite had a couple of Boston broadcasters on detention this week.

First up: Jack Edwards, who calls Boston Bruins games for regional sports outlet NESN.

A couple days ago, Boston Bruins announcer Jack Edwards found himself in the news for hilariously yelling at a Montreal Canadiens player to “GET UP!”

Next up:

This Exists: Local Boston TV Station Reports On Seniors Fist Fighting Over A Ceramic Easter Bunny

Happy Easter! Nothing says “holiday cheer” like seniors threatening to assault each other over holiday decorations, and this local Boston news story delivers: 75-year-old Robert Bailey is taking 73-year-old Larry Quinn to court for surrounding his (Quinn’s) home in ceramic bunnies, and has even threatened to assault him. This was Salisbury, Massachusetts big crime story of the day last night.

The news anchor delivered the news with a straight face and a hilarious “Hopping Mad” news graphic behind her, turning it over to the poor reporter that had to chase down both Quinn and Bailey for comment.

Incriminating WHDH video here.

Not our best showing, to be sure.

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The Redemption Unit (Complete Edition)

The Redemption Unit, that zany tale of hijinx and humanity in a 1970s Boston SSI office (previously serialized in this space), is now available in one convenient, well, unit.

Ask for it by name.

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Campaign Trail ‘n’ Errors (Reader Comment Edition)

Splendid reader Michael Pahre sent this comment about our GOP presidential hopeful roll call:

Since you are calling the roll for declared candidates, undeclared candidates, and possible-to-likely candidates, isn’t there a Wasilla elephant in the room who you are neglecting?

Last time I checked, the odds for her nomination victory had dropped after her ill-advised post-Tucson-shooting video, but she still looks in the game from a gambling perspective.

That would be Sarah Palin who, along with thin-again proselytizer Mike Huckabee, is currently on the Fox News payroll.

The hardworking staff will include them when they stop taking paychecks from Fox News.

Our roll call, our rules.

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Campaign Trail ‘n’ Errors (GOP Umpteen Dwarfs Edition)

Ooops. When the hardworking staff called the roll of Republican presidential hopefuls yesterday, we inadvertently omitted a whole nother batch.

Via Politico Playbook:

#1:   “Jon Huntsman’s resignation from his post in China is effective on April 30 … On May 7, Huntsman is slated to deliver a commencement address at the University of South Carolina, an event that will mark his first trip to an early primary state.”

Huntsman (R-Unmade in China) will have to explain to diehard GOPniks why they should reward him for defecting to the Obama administration.

Okay – keep ’em coming:

#2:   “Republicans across the country will get their first look at how some of their candidates present themselves and engage one another on May 5 when Fox News and the South Carolina GOP host the race’s kick-off debate in Greenville. Confirmed so far are Pawlenty, Santorum, Rep. Ron Paul (R-Tex.) and former Louisiana Gov. Buddy Roemer. Up in the air – in part because of their decision-making timetables and in part due to the state party’s requirement that candidates have filed paperwork with the Federal Election Commission to participate – are Barbour, Bachmann and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich. The other potential Republican candidates, including Romney, are unlikely to attend.”

Besides adding Paul (R-I’m the Gold Standard) and Roemer (R-It’s Not Pronounced Rumor) to the list, we would also like to say hello to businessman Herman Cain (R-I’m Able).

Whew. That should be all of them. At least until tomorrow.

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Massachusetts Retailers Take Swipe At Swipe Fees

Thursday’s Boston Globe and Boston Herald featured full-page ads (sorry, no image found by the hardsearching staff) with this headline:

Massachusetts’ U.S. Senators Scott Brown and John Kerry are working for US!

The ad – sponsored by the New England Convenience Store Association, the Retailers Association of Massachusetts, the Massachusetts Food Association, and etc. – goes on to say:

While Big Wall Street Banks are lobbying Congress to stop swipe fee reform, Senators Brown and Kerry are standing up for Masssachusetts’ small businesses and consumers!

For more info about swipe fee reform, check here.

For more info about the Massachusetts anti-reform effort, check back here.

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