WSJ: Hi-LoDown On Jamaica Plain Food Fight

This weekend’s Wall Street Journal features an op-ed that purports to tell the whole truth about the Whole Foods rumpus in Jamaica Plain.

WSJ version of the back story (see also here via the hardworking staff):

 For 47 years, the Hi-Lo grocery store provided J.P. residents with staple items and a vast stock of Latin American products. But when Knapp Food group, the Massachusetts-based owners of Hi-Lo, decided that they had had enough of the supermarket business, they pulled out of Jamaica Plain, shuttered a local landmark, and negotiated a 20-year lease with Austin, Texas-based grocery giant Whole Foods.

You can guess what happened next.

Yeah – sturm und drangstore.

Local activists warned of the “Whole Foods effect” – higher rents, fewer low-income residents.

But the Journal piece says that’s wholly inaccurate:

In fact, evidence points in the opposite direction: “To blame gentrification for rising rents is to get things exactly backwards,” says Duke University economist Jacob Vigdor. “Companies like Whole Foods are building in places where the clientele is there already. They follow the customer.”

When studying gentrification patterns in Boston, Mr. Vigdor investigated claims that elevated rates of neighborhood departure correlated with rising rents. “Actually, I found that in the gentrifying neighborhoods, the turnover rate among long-term residents was actually lower than it was in other parts of the city,” because most residents see changes like lower crime rates and the revivification of derelict buildings as positive developments.

And so . . .

“People think that gentrification is causing prices to rise, when it’s actually the reverse. In cities that are popular places to live, where demand exceeds supply, and prices go up all over the place—this leads people to seek out neighborhoods that are less expensive,” says Mr. Vigdor.

Until they’re more expensive.

So rest easy, Juppies. According to the Journal, you’re not the cause of Jamaica Plain’s upscaling.

Just the beneficiary of it.

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Campaign Outsider Word o’ the Day (pat. pending)

From Saturday’s Boston Globe G section:

Celebrating a proud, joyful Haiti

Brown, RISD exhibit offers hopeful perspective of strife-ridden country

The exhibit in question is titled “Reframing Haiti: Art, History and Performativity.”

Performativity? Is that even a word?

The hardsearching staff plugged it into the Googletron and found this (via The Free Dictionary):

per·for·ma·tive  (pr-fôrm-tv)

adj.

Relating to or being an utterance that peforms an act or creates a state of affairs by the fact of its being uttered under appropriate or conventional circumstances, as a justice of the peace uttering I now pronounce you husband and wife at a wedding ceremony, thus creating a legal union, or as one uttering I promise, thus performing the act of promising.

Sorry – I still don’t know what it means.

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Chop-Chop To Class Warfare At Boston Herald

Our feisty local tabloid is always up for a good class warfare rumpus, and Saturday’s edition of the Boston Herald gets way uppity:

Front page:

Page 2:

Blue bloods boil over noise of medical helicopters

Well-heeled residents of tranquil, cobblestone-lined Beacon Hill — piqued by helicopters hovering in their priceless airspace — are calling on federal aviation officials to investigate the alleged “dangerous practices” of news and medical choppers, including those that carry patients in need of life-saving care.

“We often receive complaints that medevac helicopters transporting patients to Massachusetts General Hospital routinely fly directly over Beacon Hill rather than following the designated flight routes along the Charles River,” reads a letter from The Beacon Hill Civic Association to the Federal Aviation Administration.

Wait – it gets even more piquent:

John Achatz, chairman of the association, said choppers sometimes wake him up in the morning and residents regularly complain about them flying too low.

“Often, if I’m sitting on my terrace outside, I have a helicopter within a few hundred feet and it’s loud enough that I can’t have a conversation,” said Achatz, who also expressed annoyance at the helicopters hired to take publicity shots of the Hub’s dawn skyline.

That’s a big boo-hoo according to the Herald, which reports that “MGH’s helipad, which opened in 1995, has between 500 and 525 landings a year, transporting people suffering heart attacks, major trauma and burns, spinal cord injuries, critical newborns and others.”

“These are really critical patients and they need the rapid access that only a helicopter can allow,” said [Mass General Dr. Alasdair Conn], noting a 2006 New England Journal of Medicine paper that showed the risk of death decreases 25 percent if a severely injured patient is treated at a major trauma center.

In other words: Take your medicine, Beacon Hill.

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SaveFacebook: No More Prom Dress Distress

A new Facebook app establishes a registry to eliminate the heartache of Prom Dressalike Syndrome.

From The Daily Mail:

Prom dress dibs: How girls are using Facebook to ensure fellow students don’t turn up in the same gown

Turning up at a party in the same dress as someone else is a embarrassment even celebrities face. So it’s no surprise that teenage girls are keen to avoid the problem on the biggest night of their high school careers.

In an effort to ensure a unique look on prom night, students are embracing a Facebook-based service that enables them to ‘claim dibs’ on a particular dress.

Fashism.com’s Got Dibs registry allows users to track who’s wearing what to which high school event, and get feedback on their outfit before they wear it.

You’ll find Got Dibs here. Where you find your prom dress is up to you, but be advised that Lord & Taylor is cosponsoring the site with Fashism.com.

Via All Facebook:

Department store giant Lord & Taylor partnered with Fashism for this project, and we can only guess that the retailer hopes to get a larger cut out of the prom dress market this way.

Ya think?

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Let The Wild Rumpus Begin! (Stanley Cup Edition)

This is the hardwatching staff’s favorite time of the sports year: Round One of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Eight – count ’em, eight – best-of-seven series, during which hockey fans become acquainted with teams they haven’t seen all year (hello, Nashville Predators).

And then there are the West Coast games, which start at 10:30 p.m. and end who knows when.

Excellent. Nothing like a triple overtime game from Vancouver to get the night owls whoting.

As for the local hockey squad, Rule #1 at the Global Worldwide Headquarters: Sell short.

That’s how the Bruins usually come up.

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To No Trump

Awkwarddd!

Seems Jared Kushner, publisher of the snarkerazzi New York Observer, is Donald Trump’s son-in-law (via Ivanka), which snarkerazzi website Gawker has been eager to point out.

Pouty fathead Donald Trump is a tailor-made character for the New York Observer, which purports to monitor Manhattan’s smug oligarchy with a gimlet-eyed detachment. And his semi-coherent presidential grumblings, which count as news just about everywhere else, make ideal grist for the Observer‘s mill. Too bad he’s the owner’s father-in-law.

Here’s a sentence that someone ought to write about Trump: “The Donald’s incredible bullshit machine keeps churning up the landscape, spewing forth a plume of chutzpah that might have made even P.T. Barnum a bit queasy.”

Actually, that was written about Trump, and published in the Observer, 13 years ago.

It’s an attitude that the Observer has taken toward Trump for decades, forged by former editor Graydon Carter, who had, during his days at Spy magazine, helped brand the man a “short-fingered vulgarian.”

Nowadays, though, the Observer, well, observes less.  Gawker again:

But lately, especially in the month or so since Trump began loudly and stupidly asserting that Barack Obama was born in Kenya and grunting about a presidential run, the paper has been practically silent on the subject. Incidentally, the Observer is currently owned by Jared Kushner, who is married to Trump’s daughter Ivanka.

Since early March, when Trump’s latest eruption began in earnest, the Observer has published just two substantive pieces on him: A no-frills account of his Comedy Central roast, and a critical analysis of recent polling showing him leading or tied for the GOP nomination—penned by a freelancer—published this morning. Both were online-only.

Observer editor Elizabeth Spiers told Gawker, “We’re covering trump the same way we would any other prospective candidate at this stage in the election cycle.”

Uh-huh.

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Stories The Hardworking Staff Is Not On This Earth Long Enough To Read (II)

Again, via Mediaite:

Glenn Beck’s TheBlaze.com Gets Inside Keith Olbermann’s Head

 

Why does the hws even mention this dreck?

Because we can’t believe this is what the news media delivers these days.

The great A.J. Liebling said, “The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.”

Except now the function of the press in society is also to make money.

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Campaign Outsider Poem o’ the Day (pat. pending)

Via (God forgive me) Garrison Keillor’s Writer’s Almanac:

Truth in Advertising

by Andrea Cohen

If we’d moved her,
she’d still have ’em,

the ad for Acme
Moving says, with a photo

of Venus de Milo.
But who, intact,

would Venus be?
Some standard-issue

ingénue. Give me
a woman who’s lived

a little, who’s wrapped
her arms around the ages

and come up lacking: that’s
the stone that can move me.

Hey – I just liked it.

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Katie Couric Edition)

So Kate the Grate was in town Monday for the Tufts University Edward R. Murrow Forum, and here’s how the Boston Herald covered her appearance:

Katie Couric: Working with Matt Lauer would be ‘fun’

A tanned, stiletto-heeled Katie Couric was in town yesterday amid a media blitz over the news that she’s exiting the “CBS Evening News” — and she says she’d love to work with former “Today” show cohort Matt Lauer again.

Couric’s visit to Tufts University came as The New York Times [NYT] reported the ex-“Today” host and CBS are working out “how and when” to end her evening news anchor gig and she’s “pursuing the idea” of a syndicated talk show — possibly with Lauer.

But Somerville Patch had this:

Katie Couric Visits Tufts, Says No Plans For Reunion With Matt Lauer

And NECN had this (Couric: “I’m not joining the circus, not moving to Fiji”):

The Boston Globe had . . . nothing.

It wasn’t Katie, Bar the Door.

It was Globe, Bar the Katie.

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Stories The Hardworking Staff Is Not On This Earth Long Enough To Read

Via Mediaite:

Keith Olbermann Predicts Glenn Beck’s Descent Into Oblivion (In Homemade Video Clip)

This from a man who just migrated from MSNBC to Current TV.

(Raise your hand if you have any idea where Current TV can be found on your TV).

‘Nuf ced.

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