Just My Luck: Gail Collins On Book Leave

Everything happens to me.

As soon as I launched the Seamus Sweepstakes™ (Guess When Gail Collins Will Mention Mitt Romney Without Saying He Drove To Canada With His Dog Strapped To The Roof Of His Car And Win Big Prizes!), the New York Times columnist goes on book leave.

See tag of this Thursday Times op-ed piece.

Quite understandably, the hardworking staff is writing to Gail Collins about the unfairness of it all.

Dear Ms. Collins,

We recently sent you a link to Campaign Outsider’s splendid Seamus Sweepstakes™, which offers excellent prizes for guessing when you would mention Mitt Romney in your column without tacking on that he drove to Canada with his dog strapped to to roof of his (Romney’s, not Seamus’) car.

But we see that you are now on book leave.

Any way you might work the contest into your bookstore appearances?

Most appreciatively,

The hardworking staff at Campaign Outsider

As always, we’ll keep you posted.

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WeinerWorld: Margery Eagan Whup Ass Edition

Say, that’s some beatdown Margery Eagan puts on New York Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-Scheisskopf) in her Boston Herald column today, no?

What does she call him? Oh, yeah – “that sleazy, skin-crawling, Ichabod Crane look-alike.”

Yikes.

Eagan helpfully points out that of the entire Massachusetts Congressional delegation, only Niki Tsongas has the, er, tsones to say that “it would be appropriate for Congressman Weiner to step down.”

The other (all male) Bay State pols were, well, weiners.

The rest of our own Massachusetts delegation, save three, hid under a rock. That includes U.S. Senator Scott Brown, a Republican with no party loyalty excuse, if you even consider that an excuse.

This profile in gutlessness comes as the New York Times [NYT] reported that Weiner’s wife Huma is pregnant — and more icky Weiner details emerge. His online flirtation pals had screen names such as “sassbutt,” “38-38-38” and “PolitiBitch.”

There but for the grace of God go John Kerry.

Regardless, Eagan called the roll:

[Y]esterday I asked our delegation the same question: Should Weiner resign? The delegation includes Brown, U.S. Sen. John Kerry, Tsongas, and Congressmen Mike Capuano, Barney Frank, William Keating, Stephen Lynch, Ed Markey, James McGovern, Richard Neal, John Olver and John Tierney.

Lynch’s office said the congressman was unreachable.

Neal and McGovern’s office said neither will call for Weiner’s resignation, but will wait for a proposed ethics investigation.

Keating’s office said that since he could be called to participate in that investigation, “he does not feel it’s appropriate to comment.”

In an impressive display of constituent responsiveness (wouldn’t you like to know your representatives’ opinions?), none of the rest dared state one.

Raise your hand if you’re surprised.

Me neither.

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Putting The Iron In The Boston Bruins

Don’t laugh, but I tend to watch playoff games in my kitchen while doing household chores. It started back in 2004, Game 7 of the ALCS between the Yankees and the Sox. As a Made Yankee Fan in Boston, I was understandably anxious, so I decided to settle my nerves by cleaning the refrigerator while I watched the game.

Well, we all know how that turned out.

Three years later – Game 7 of the 2007 ALCS (Red Sox v. Cleveland Indians) – I also cleaned my refrigerator to see if I was somehow responsible for 2004’s historic Red Sox victory/Wagnerian Yankee collapse.

I was.

Flash forward to this past Tuesday and Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals between the Boston Bruins and Vancouver Canucks.

With the Bruins down two games to none, I decided to settle my nerves by ironing while I watched the crucial contest (hey, summer is linen season). And wouldn’t you know it, the Bruins scored four goals in the second period on their way to a cruise-control 8-1 Caknocking of the Canucks.

So what did I do during the second period of Game 4? That’s right – I ironed. And the Bruins potted two second-period goals on their way to a 4-0 dismantling of the Cannots.

Conclusions:

1) If the Sox ever get to another ALCS Game 7, the front office will have to pay me to clean my refrigerator.

2) I’ll definitely be at the ironing board Friday night.

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WeinerWorld: New York Tabloids Edition

Front-page roulette from the Big Town:

 

 

Got a favorite? Vote in our Comments section!

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Wal-Mart Masquerades As Main Street In Battle With Amazon

It’s the very definition of irony:

Wal-Mart, longtime nemesis of mom-and-pop stores nationwide, is now bankrolling The Alliance for Main Street Fairness, a front group (also funded by Best Buy, Target, Sears, and Home Depot) lobbying for sales taxes on all online retailers, but especially Amazon.com.

(Fun fact to know and tell: Wal-Mart is the biggest bookseller in America.)

Thus, this Wal-Mart funded TV spot in Tennessee, where Amazon planned to build distribution centers, but only if it got sales tax immunity.

The big-box front group also ran full-page ads in Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal and New York Times quoting newspaper editorials that decried Amazon’s tax-free status as “patently unfair” and “irresponsible.”

This is a reasonable debate, but Wal-Mart in sheep’s clothing is not exactly fair play – the very thing they’re asking of Amazon.

Come out of the closet, Wal-Mart.

It’s only fair.

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France Says ‘Non’ to Broadcast Mentions of Twitter, Facebook

From the Sydney Morning Herald:

F-word ban on French radio, TV

PARIS: How do you say Facebook and Twitter in French? You don’t – at least, not if you are on radio or television, where mention of them is banned unless they are specifically part of the story.

The internet sites have fallen foul of a 1992 decree that outlaws the promotion of private businesses on programs.

Journalists will no longer be able to end their reports by saying “Follow us on Twitter” or “Have a look at our Facebook page”, because the French government deems this as either blatant or subliminal promotion, and unfair to other similar networks. Instead, they should say, “Find us on social networks.”

Why this? Why now? On PRI’s The World, French journalist Anne-Elisabeth Moutet says the ban on “concealed advertising” comes partly because the French government broadcasting authority is a bunch of old-media fogies, partly because anti-American sentiment pervades French culture.

Whatever, it’s the damndest definition of stealth advertising you’ll ever encounter.

(First posted on Sneak ADtack)

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Daily News Wins Battle Of The New York Tabloids

Given the unlimited verbal possibilities the WeinerTweet rumpus presents, Mediaite looked to the New York tabloids to set the bar.

Here’s the, er, wood from each:

 

No contest, right?

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Sarah Palin’s Talmudic Power

Sarah Barracuda is a deconstructionist’s delight.

Exhibit Umpteen: Her riff last weekend on Paul Revere’s ride (via WHDH):

That’s triggered a tsunami of interpretations, from AlterNet’s “Mangled ‘History’ Lesson” to Mediaite’s “Doublethink? Palin Fans Attempt To Rewrite Paul Revere’s Wikipedia Page To Match Her Description” to the Boston Herald’s “Experts back Sarah Palin’s historical account.”

Sarah Palin: America’s Rorschach Test.

Ask for her by name.

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Rafa Quote o’ the Day (pat. pending)

From Jason Gay’s Wall Street Journal review of Rafael Nadal’s French Open Final victory over Roger Federer:

Sunday at Roland Garros, he defeated his elegant nemesis, Roger Federer, a man Nadal charmingly described to tennis gadfly John McEnroe as “the best player of the history.”

The designation “best player of the history” is now officially in play, no?

(“Tennis gadfly John McEnroe”? Really?)

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A Tweet New Advertising Gambit (III)

(Via splendid reader Arafat K, by way of AdRants)

Crispin Porter + Bogusky Delivers Four InstaAds for Kraft

Crispin Porter + Bogusky [is] converting tweets mentioning Kraft Mac & Cheese into commercials that [will] air within 24 hours. Currently, there are four commercials on the brand’s Facebook page. One of the commercial aired last night during Conan and Lopez Tonight. See them all below.

On the company’s Twitter page, the brand is reaching out to more who tweeted about the product notifying them their tweet may become a commercial as well.

New reality program: Who Wants to Become a Marketing Tool?

Call now!

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