The hardworking staff only caught bits and pieces of last night’s CNN Republican presidential bakeoff in South Carolina so . . . only bits and pieces:
• Between the candidate intros and the singing of the national anthem, CNN completed the transformation of presidential debates into sporting events.
• CNN moderator John King got totally mugged, yeah?
• Debate 101: Never lead with the most controversial issue. Let it hang, like the sword of Damocles, over the proceedings until they start to lag.
Then drop it.
• Newt Gingrich has his impersonation of “Newt Gingrinch” down pat, doesn’t he?
• Mitt Romney’s to-do list: Come up with better answers for Bain record, abortion record, Romneycare record.
Broken record.
• Big shoutout to Rick Santorum for defending intellectual property rights.
• John King Gets Mugged II: Bullied by audience into letting Ron Paul deliver a borderline-incoherent statement on abortion rights.
• GOP presidential candidates: We beg you, in the words of Rick Santorum, Stop It!


