Elizabeth Warren Gets Wallpapered By The Boston Herald

In television news, wallpaper is meaningless video used to cover stretches of narration.

In the Boston Herald, wallpaper is a meaningless topic used to cover stretches in Elizabeth Warren coverage.

From today’s Inside Track:

Elizabeth Warren: Wallpapering for dummies

Senatorial wannabe Elizabeth Warren appears to have flip-flopped on her position on wallpaper!

At the South Shore Chamber of Commerce the other day, the Harvard prof was asked to reveal one thing about herself that the voters don’t know about — such as body tattoos or an “inhaling” past.

“Well, I got nothing interesting on tattoos or inhaling,” said Warren. “So, um, I can wallpaper! I’m actually damn good at it, too … I’ve even wallpapered ceilings which anyone who wallpapers knows how hard that is. I am a multi-skilled person.”

Wait for it . . .

But back before she became a wall-hanging savant, Warren was convinced that it was DIY for Dummies. In a 2007 interview with UC Berkeley prof Harry Kreisler, Warren recalled how, as a teenager, she decided to wallpaper the family’s Oklahoma loo.

“My daddy said, ‘Nobody in our family knows how to wallpaper,’ and I said, ‘How hard could it be? People dumber than us do it every day.’ ”

Really?

“That offends me a little,” said Milton paper hanging pro Gregory Coleman who papered his first room at 13. “Look, if you’re a dummy, there’s no way you can wallpaper. It’s very, very difficult. You need patience, skill and the physical ability with your hands.”

Really?

This is campaign coverage?

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Boy O(bama) Boy!

In 2008 it was Obama Girl (currently at almost 25 million views on YouTube) who made waves:

 

That caused a few problems not only in the Obama presidential campaign, but also in the Obama household, with Sasha and Malia saying “Hey Dad – we thought you were with Mom.”

Now comes Obama Boy, thanks to the president’s elimination of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell and embrace of same-sex marriage.

 

Wonder what the kids think now.

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Hey – Does This Validate The People’s Pledge?

The hardworking staff has been bird-dogging the People’s Pledge to keep independent expenditure groups out of the U.S. Senate race between incumbent Scott Brown (R-Have You Met My Wife?) and challenger Elizabeth Warren (D-Indian Giver).

Yet another indication that it’s working (via Politico’s Morning Score):

THE SENATE – CROSSROADS BOMBARDS SIX DEM SENATE CANDIDATES: “The GOP independent spending goliath American Crossroads and its affiliate group Crossroads GPS are launching a new barrage of attack ads in six competitive Senate races, assailing a range of Democratic candidates as big-spending, liberal, ethically challenged and overly close to President Barack Obama,” Alex Burns writes. “The ad campaign will total $4.6 million across a half-dozen states, a Crossroads strategist told POLITICO. American Crossroads is targeting the Nebraska, Nevada and Virginia Senate contests, while 501(c)4 group Crossroads GPS is funding the ads in North Dakota, Missouri and Ohio.” Story: http://politi.co/NxNxiu. Hit on Claire McCaskill: http://bit.ly/LjXiNU. Hit on Heidi Heitkamp: http://bit.ly/LVglz8. Hit on Sherrod Brown: http://bit.ly/KEpCYh. Hit on Bob Kerrey: http://bit.ly/MLADff. Hit on Shelly Berkley: http://bit.ly/OyKCUG. Hit on Tim Kaine: http://bit.ly/L4IJzn.

Is there any doubt Warren would be on that list absent the People’s Pledge?

Exactly.

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Bad News o’ the Day (Wall Street Nobama Edition)

Tough sledding on Wall Street for Pres. Obama.

No snow.

From Politico’s Playbook:

THE MONEY, HONEY — “Wall Street’s vote: Romney by a landslide,” by Abby Phillip and Kenneth P. Vogel: “Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign and the super PAC supporting it are outraising Obama among financial-sector donors $37.1 million to $4.8 million. Near the front of the pack are 19 Obama donors from 2008 who are giving big to Romney. The 19 have already given $4.8 million to Romney’s presidential campaign and the super PAC supporting it through the end of April, according to a POLITICO analysis of Federal Election Commission filings. Four years ago, they gave Obama $213,700. None of them has given a penny to the president’s reelection campaign or the super PAC supporting it.” http://bit.ly/KEgVgL

Question is, can Obama buy his way out of this deficit the same way he’s trying to buy the U.S. out of its deficit?

From Politico’s Morning Score:

CHICAGO DROPS $13.7 MILLION ON TV: “The ad reservations span June 12 to July 2, covering Ohio ($3.6 million so far), Florida ($2.3 million), North Carolina ($1.7 million), Virginia ($1.3 million), Iowa ($1.1 million), Nevada ($1.1 million), Colorado ($1 million), Pennsylvania ($852,000) and New Hampshire ($800,000),” per Alex Burns. “Those numbers may grow as the campaign continues to buy.” http://politi.co/LjODed

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Politics: The Art of the Pawsible

More evidence that American politics has gone to the dogs (tip o’ the pixel to The Missus):

At PetsVote.com, you can support either Mutt Romney or Bark Obama.

 

Hey, its your chance to screw the pooch of your choice.

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PETA Gets Well-Bred

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, a radical animal-rights group that has often employed tactics that alienate many who would otherwise be sympathetic to their cause, seems to be realizing that mainstream media want mainstream manners.

Case in point: This Wednesday Wall Street Journal ad.

(It was actually a squared-up version of the ad, but why get technical about it.)

The point is, maybe PETA has come to its senses – and the general public’s sensibilities.

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Tin Pan Valley

This is just cool.

From the Wall Street Journal’s The Game column:

Tin Pan Valley: The Coming Shakeout for App Makers

Like the Early Music Industry, Today’s Apps Are ‘Made’ By Marketing, Sales

They were 20-somethings emboldened by new technology. If they were shrewd, they just might get rich.

These inventors and wheedlers, dreamers and hucksters, were making the all-powerful software apps of their day: popular songs, sold then as widely distributed sheet music and phonograph records. They even had something of an addictive “Angry Birds” app back then: Irving Berlin.

More than a century from the birth of the modern music industry—which coalesced around a few Manhattan blocks known as Tin Pan Alley—a new generation of entrepreneurs has become entranced by the possibilities of software apps. Consumers have downloaded 30 billion iPhone and iPad apps to date, and Apple Inc. alone has already paid out $5 billion to these developers. It’s all growing very, very fast.

Much separates the Sousa era from our Shazam moment. And yet the two somehow belong together, a prelude and coda in the clanging symphony of markets in action.

Excellent!

The hardworking staff recommends you read it all.

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Malcolm Gladsell?

It’s likely to be more Blank than Tripping Point, but trendmeister Malcolm Gladwell got a Grade-A blowtorching over at AlterNet the other day. The liberal website’s flaming starts out this way:

Is Malcolm Gladwell America’s Most Successful Propagandist and Corporate Shill?

Propaganda works best when it is not perceived as propaganda, but works more subtly. The master of this nuanced approach is Malcolm Gladwell.
June 6, 2012  |   ”I’m necessarily parasitic in a way. I have done well as a parasite. But I’m still a parasite.” –  Malcolm Gladwell

In the vast ecosystem of corporate shills, which one is the most effective? Propaganda works best when it is not perceived as propaganda: nuance, obfuscation, distraction, suggestion, the subtle introduction of doubt—these are more effective in the long run than shotgun blasts of lies. The master of this approach is Malcolm Gladwell.

Malcolm Gladwell is the New Yorker’s leading essayist and bestselling author. Time magazine named Gladwell one of the world’s 100 most influential people. His books sell copies in the millions, and he is in hot demand as one of the nation’s top public intellectual and pop gurus. Gladwell plays his role as a disinterested public intellectual like few others, right down to the frizzy hairdo and smock-y getups. His political aloofness, high-brow contrarianism and constant challenges to “popular wisdom” are all part of his shtick.

But beneath Malcolm Gladwell’s cleverly-crafted ambiguity, beneath the branded facade, one finds, with surprising ease, a common huckster on the take. I say “surprising ease” because it’s all out there on the public record.

The piece goes on to claim that Gladwell is one of the “pro-business news media moles” cranked out by theNational Journalism Center, “a corporate-funded program created to counter the media’s alleged ‘anti-business bias’ by molding college kids into corporate-friendly journalist-operatives and helping them infiltrate top-tier news media organizations.” Very grassy knoll. (Other alums include Ann Coulter and John Fund.)

Gladwell went on to “[shill] for Big Tobacco, Pharma and defended Enron-style financial fraud, all while earning hundreds of thousands of dollars as a corporate speaker, sometimes from the same companies and industries that he covers as a journalist.”

The AlterNet piece says Gladwell was highly prized by the tobacco industry for his supportive use of industry studies and presentation of tobacco lobbyists as independent experts:

Indeed, documents and communications later released to the public as part of the tobacco settlement showed that the tobacco industry considered Malcolm Gladwell an important friend. For example, an internal Phillip-Morris document from the mid- to late ’90s listed Gladwell as a “third party” media asset—someone who could be counted on to rally public support for tobacco industry causes.

For those not familiar with public relations industry lingo, “third party” refers to a PR technique in which a corporation’s marketing message is delivered to the public through seemingly independent journalists, academics, non-profits, think tanks and other respected “third parties” in order to bolster the credibility of “the message” and to conceal the ties between the message and the messenger. In other words, Gladwell was seen as a secret tobacco-industry propagandist.

There’s plenty more where that came from, as Gladwell also stands accused of being an industry stooge for pharmaceutical companies from which he received lucrative speaking fees. Ditto for the financial sector. And a special circle in hell for Gladwell’s dishonest, misleading defense of the characters at Enron.

At the end of this very long thrashing, the reader encounters this:

READ THE REST OF THIS ARTICLE ON THE EXILED.COM.

Yikes!

It’s exhaustive, compelling stuff painstakingly assembled by Yasha Levine, an investigative journalist and founding editor of The eXiled, which is radically anti-corporate. That goes double for its readers. Sample comment on the Gladwell tune-up:

I find it frustrating that an essay like the above even needs writing. I thought it obvious that Malcolm Gladwell is and always has been a corporate shill in fake-contrarian getup. But then, I thought it obvious that Obama was the same, that most every Democrat is the same, that every “progressive” is the same and that surely every “liberal” is the same. And I thought it obvious that NPR and PBS are the very same.

Apparently, a lot of people don’t see those things.

And that’s what’s maddening.

Also frustrating: Levine gives no indication of whether he tried to interview Gladwell for his piece, which probably means he didn’t. I can’t find any response from Gladwell on his blog or his Twitter feed (dormant since 2010).

So the last word goes to Levine:

Malcolm Gladwell says that he got into journalism by accident, that his real dream was to work for an ad agency. “I decided I wanted to be in advertising. I applied to eighteen advertising agencies in the city of Toronto and received eighteen rejection letters, which I taped in a row on my wall,” he wrote in his What the Dog Saw. If true, then Gladwell didn’t fail at all.  Rather, he has achieved his dream of becoming an ad man beyond all expectation. His position as a public intellectual and respectedNew Yorker makes him infinitely more effective and useful as an ad man than he would ever be if he were sitting and writing ad copy in the office of some big-name advertising conglomerate.

Yep, Gladwell has come a long way from his youthful days at the National Journalism Center, but, on the other hand, he hasn’t really moved at all. As Philip Morris put it, the National Journalism Center “was developed to train budding journalists in free market political and economic principles . . . to get across our side of the story.” Their investment in Malcolm Gladwell has paid off beyond their wildest dreams.

 

Originally posted on the in restauro Sneak ADtack!

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Scott Brown’s Ad Strategy: Huff And Puff

The Massachusetts Senate race is experiencing a (no doubt temporary) spasm of positivity, with both candidates – Elizabeth Warren (D-The Rez) and Scott Brown (R-The Rest) – currently running non-negative ads.

Brown’s campaign is by far the more interesting, with two TV spots featuring the Missus (Gail Huff, ex of WCVB-TV):

 

(Companion ad “Husband” here.)

Now comes a radio spot featuring more Huff and puffery:

 

Via Politico’s Morning Score:

MASSACHUSETTS SENATE EXCLUSIVE – GAIL HUFF RECORDS RADIO AD: Scott Brown’s wife stars in a statewide radio ad his campaign will release today. It will run in conjunction with two new television ads that also feature Gail Huff. “He’s taught our two daughters they can be anything they want in life,” the TV journalist says. “Scott respects the choices we make. He also knows that women, like everyone else, are being squeezed by this bad economy.” Huff works for ABC7/WJLA-TV, which is owned by POLITICO parent Allbritton Communications Company.

 

From our Equal Time desk:

Check out Warren’s non-negative ad here.

Now can we get back to politics as usual?

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Barack’s Dinner With Whomever (Grammatically Correct Edition)

The hardworking staff received this email today from the Obama-Biden industrial complex:

Obama - Biden
Friend —

We’re adding a twist to the upcoming Dinner with Barack:

You not only have the chance to sit down for a meal with the President and a guest of your choice. You also get to help pick the President’s guest.

Pitch in $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered to win a seat at the table, and then make sure to weigh in on who you think should join President Obama.

Three supporters like you will get to bring a guest, so why shouldn’t the President? It’s only fair.

And he’s had some pretty amazing dinner guests lately: George Clooney, Sarah Jessica Parker, and of course, President Bill Clinton.

So tell us, who’s next?

Make sure your name is in the running to be at the Dinner with Barack happening soon, and while you’re at it, let us know who you think President Obama should bring:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Your-Dinner-with-Barack

Bonus points if you vote for me. (Just kidding.)

– Julianna

Julianna Smoot
Deputy Campaign Manager
Obama for America

The hardworking staff’s top three dinner companions: Mitt Romney, Donald Trump, Rush Limbaugh.

That’s about three dollars’ worth of fun for us.

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