John Silber Fights Again

Full Disclosure #1: The hardworking staff currently teaches at Boston University and does not have tenure.

Full Disclosure #2: The hardworking staff has fond memories of former BU czar John Silber.

Back in the day, we regularly collided with Dr. Silber on WCVB’s Five on Five (which, lamentably, seems to have fallen off the digital grid), where we routinely accused him of promoting, say, social engineering only to see him go from zero-to-high-dudgeon in roughly six seconds.

It was great fun.

In subsequent years, Dr. Silber was unfailingly gracious whenever we encountered him, which doesn’t mean squat to the many BU faculty he Terrier-ized during his reign, but that’s another post entirely.

This post is about his posthumous publication, Seeking the North Star, which New Criterion editor Roger Kimball reviewed in Monday’s Wall Street Journal.

Drive-’em-nuts graf:

In his tonic foreword to “Seeking the North Star,” a wide-ranging selection of Silber’s speeches, Tom Wolfe notes that, at UnknownBU, Silber transformed “a moribund streetcar college into a major teaching and research institution,” building its endowment to some $430 million from $18 million. He stocked the faculty with world-class talent, including Nobel laureates Elie Wiesel, Derek Walcott, Saul Bellow and the physicist Sheldon Glashow. Unambiguous grounds for celebration, you might think, but that would be to neglect politically correct mediocrities such as historian Howard Zinn, who was for decades a fixture at BU and with whom Silber often clashed.

Ouch.

Drive-’em-even-more-nuts graf:

Silber was often labeled “conservative.” In fact, and as he always insisted, he was a liberal of the old school. He believed in advancement according to merit, not quotas; colorblind justice; the disinterested pursuit of truth; and open debate, not ideological conformity. This commitment to what we might call classical liberalism—the liberalism of an Edmund Burke or John Stuart Mill —forms an important leitmotif of “Seeking the North Star.” It also explains why Silber was from the beginning on a collision course with the faux-liberalism, the illiberal liberalism, of contemporary academic culture. “No institution,” he writes sadly, “has contributed so extensively to the deracination and diminishment of our humanity as university faculties.”

Your rebuttal goes here.

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Civilians Who Run Full-Page Ads in the New York Times (Ronald M. Firman Edition)

From our Late to the Party of One desk

As you splendid readers might – or might not – have noticed, the hardworking staff religiously records full-page ads in the New York Times paid for by above-average-means citizens.

The latest installment appeared in last Friday’s edition of the Times, compliments of one Ronald M. Firman of Miami, FL.

The Times ad:

 

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Money graf:

 

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But that’s not the only cause Firman is bankrolling. He also appears to have contributed over $2 million to an outfit called Values Are Vital, whose 2014 expenditures are detailed on Opensecrets.org.

 

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The Super PAC was formed back in January to torpedo a totally different GOP candidate – Trey Radel.

Via PoliticusUSA:

Nervous Republican Millionaires Form SuperPAC to Defeat Coke Snorting GOP Congressman

A pair of wealthy donors have pooled together a million dollars in seed money to form a super-PAC to target Florida GOP Congressman Trey Radel who was busted for cocaine possession trey-radel-cocaine-congressman-and-booze-001-485x323earlier this year. The Values are Vital super-PAC was formed by Anthony Farhat, the president of PGI Homes, a Southwest Florida home building corporation.

The super-PAC received initial funding from two wealthy donors. Ronald Firman, a Miami retiree, and Martin Burns, a Las Vegas attorney each contributed around half a million dollars to the PAC. Last month Values are Vital formed and they filed paperwork with the Federal Election Commission (FEC) today.

The PAC is trying to encourage Paige Kreegel to challenge Radel. Kreegel finished third in the Republican primary in 2012, behind Radel and Chauncey Goss.

But Radel resigned shortly thereafter. And despite the Values Are Vital cash, Paige Kreegel lost a big bucks special election in June to Curt Clawson. Time will tell if Firman’s investment in Middle East affairs bears more fruit.

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NYT Ad Dopeslaps NYT

From our Late to the Pot Party desk

This full-page ad opposing marijuana legalization appeared in Saturday’s New York Times:

 

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Unusually, it also criticized the Times coverage of the issue. (As you might recall, if you’re not too high, the Times has called for marijuana to be legalized.)

Kick-in-the-nuts graf:

 

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You can judge for yourself at GrassIsNotGreener, where a blog post talks about the ad.

Meanwhile, this full-page ad ran in yesterday’s Times:

 

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Just-say-nuts graf:

 

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You can judge for yourself at Leafly.

But forewarned is forearmed: As the ad says lower right, Leafly is a Privateer Holdings company, which sees Leafly as a “Yelp for marijuana” according to Geekwire.

This is gonna get very interesting, yo.

(Check out this Ad Age piece for an extended play-by-play.)

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Totally Opaque Ad o’ the Day (Alvaro Noboa Edition II)

From our Whiskey Tango Foxtrot desk

As the hardworking staff recently noted, some guy named Alvaro Noboa is involved in some kind of legal rumpus that has led him to run some lawyered-up ads in the New York Times.

His first ad, from the 7/25 edition of the Times:

 

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His next ad, from Friday’s Times:

 

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We couldn’t find anything more about him than before through the Googletron, so we went to (God forgive us) his Wikipedia entry and discovered a Twitter feed and a Facebook page, both of which are Wiki-verified. (The Twitter account is suspended and the Facebook page features a baby photo and not much else. QED.)

And then there’s this, for what it’s worth:

Some of Noboa’s Ecuadorian companies have faced lawsuits and Servicio de Rentas Internas claims. The banana exporting company also has been audited by international organisations due to child labor issues and strike conflicts.

Noboa’s major company in Ecuador, Exportadora Bananera Noboa, faced as of February 2009, an assessment of three hundred million dollars (Ecuador was dollarized in 2000) imposed by the governmental revenue service of Ecuador, the SRI. A representative of TP Consulting, an independent audit firm, stated that what is in question is the price for a crate of bananas: that which the SRI has fixed is a number above that determined by other parts of the government (the Ecuadorian banana business is regulated by the government which sets prices paid to producers for bananas, the cost of exportation and the referential FOB price.[2]). The representatives of Bananera Noboa have stated that exportation prices were within the range of prices of exportation of other exporters, according to information from the Central Bank of Ecuador. The audit, undertaken by TP Consulting (who were contracted to carry out a study of the transfer prices of Bananera Noboa), revealed an amount to be paid of US $139,949.00.[3] As of 2011, Bananera Noboa is still facing charges from the SRI, but the legal representatives of the Company state that the company ‘Is not Bankrupt’.[4][5]

A judge in New York has recommended a $6.96m default judgment against Alvaro Noboa in NYKCool’s long hunt for payment from the empire of the Ecuadorian banana baron.

Apparently, there are a number of judgments against Noboa that have gone unpaid. Oh, yeah – he’s also run for president of Ecuador. Four times.

That’s all – for now. See you next ad.

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St. Ignatius Loyola Is Twee? Whee!

Back in the day, the hardworking staff (Class of ’63) attended St. Ignatius Loyola grammar school on 84th between Park and Madison.

At the time St. Iggy, as we called him, looked something like this:

 

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But nowadays, he looks more like this:

 

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From Thursday’s The Atlantic:

A Twee Saint for the Internet

A marketing campaign to celebrate Ignatius of Loyola’s feast day creates a remarkable intersection of pop culture, digital media, and spiritual recruitment.

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In a summer filled with songs like “Fancy” and “Work,” another Iggy has stolen the show. Today is the feast day of Saint Ignatius of Loyola, the founder of a Catholic order of priests called the Society of Jesus and commonly known as the Jesuits. In celebration, a Catholic publishing house is encouraging the people of the Internet to “find your inner Iggy” and explore Ignatius’s vision of spirituality.

In doing so, it appears that they have created the first-ever twee saint.

Of course, “twee” is a controversial term. Urban Dictionary, that definitive cultural authority, says it can be derogatory. Marc Spitz, the author of  Twee: The Gentle Revolution in Music, Books, Television, Fashion, and Film, looselydefines it as the aesthetic of “a certain type of un-macho/uncool—or anti-macho/anti-cool—thrift store and Internet savvy people.” A Flavorwire review of Spitz’s book describes Twee as earnestness and nostalgia, relentless optimism with a sharp awareness of darkness, a love of beauty and a glorification of innocence.

Read the rest at risk of your immortal soul.

We do know this: Sr. Martin (Sisters of Charity, 5th grade, slight mustache, tough as a two-dollar steak) is spinning in her grave right now.

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Scott Brown Is So Phony, Even His Ads Are Faked

Accidental Sen. Scott Brown (R-Elsewhere) has always struck us as a manufactured item, and his latest ad in the 2014 New Hampshire Senate rumpus only cements that impression.

From BuzzFeed‘s Dorsey Shaw:

Scott Brown’s Campaign Ads Feature Green Screened Stock Footage

Scott Brown’s new campaign ad titled “Security” features the New Hampshire candidate standing in an airport talking about security procedures at U.S. airports compared to security conditions at the U.S.-Mexico border:

 

 

But it appears Brown isn’t really in an airport — and instead in front of a green screen with stock video footage of an airport from Shutterstock superimposed during editing . . .

Check out the rest of the BuzzFeed post, which features excellent graphics illustrating the sleight of handiwork in this and other Brown ads.

Add that to the Brown Bathroom Break as Downturn Scotty took to the men’s room to avoid questions from The Guardian’s Paul Lewis about the Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby decision last month.

SNL, are you getting all this?

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Our Rick Perry Anti-Redemption Edition

As you splendid readers might – or more likely might not – remember, the hardworking staff recently noted The Weekly Standard’s rehab job on lame duck Gov. Rick Perry (R-Oops), who once again has presidential ambitions.

(Far more convincing – and entertaining – was Matt Labash’s rehab job on Louisiana legend Edwin Edwards, which ran in the same edition of the Standard.)

Regardless, here’s the flipside of Rick Perry, compliments of Amy Davidson’s piece in the July 28 New Yorker about the influx of Central American children across U.S. borders. Leading Republicans like (Cryin’) John Boehner and Ted Cruz (Control) have pushed back at Pres. Obama’s call for $3.7 billion to shelter the children and facilitate immigration hearings and deportations.

But, Davidson reports:

Other Republicans have gone further, suggesting that the surge of immigrants is part of a plot. Governor Rick Perry, of Texas, who has been using the crisis to reassert himself as a national figure, following his disastrous 2012 Presidential campaign, said, “We either have an incredibly inept Administration or they’re in on this somehow,” invoking a theory that children were being lured into the country so that they would grow up to be Democratic voters—agents of a President whose own Americanness has never been accepted by many in the Republican base.

Yikes.

Or words to that effect.

Maybe, contrary to Fred Barnes’s assertions in his mash note to Perry, the Texan hasn’t made very much progress after all.

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The Weekly Standard, Redemption Issue (Rick Perry/Edwin Edwards Edition)

From our Late to the Comeback Party desk

Last week’s issue of The Weekly Standard featured a pair of Act Two political characters – one failed, one jailed –  auditioning for the 2014 Comeback Kid designation.

Start with Fred Barnes’s take on Rick Perry, Version 2.0.

Google has not been kind to Rick Perry. Type in “Rick Perry gaffe” and you get 111,000 results. Google also offers “searches related to Rick Perry gaffe.” These include “Rick Perry drunk speech, Rick Perry oops, Rick Perry gaffe YouTube, Rick Perry gaffe debate .  .  . Rick Perry video, Rick Perry forgets department, Rick Perry debate gaffe.”

It’s a neat package of stories, videos, and political humor at WELL.v19-43.July28.Barnes.GaryLockePerry’s expense that covers everything that went wrong in his bid for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination. The campaign was so dreadful it earned Perry, 64, a reputation as poorly informed and slow-witted. He was left for dead, politically speaking.

Rick Perry is no longer dead. He is alive, well, and hyperactive as a national political figure. He’s now a leading candidate to be the GOP presidential nominee in 2016, assuming he runs. He has admirers in the media. Jennifer Rubin, the hard-to-please blogger for the Washington Post, wrote recently: “The media and voters are seeing a Rick Perry largely absent in the 2012 race—shrewd, self-possessed, competent and calm.”

Well, we’ll be the judge of that, won’t we?

Meanwhile, meander east a bit and you bump into a profile by the redoubtable Matt Labash of classic Louisiana politician Edwin Edwards, former governor/prison inmate of the Pelican State, who is once again running for high office.

Conviction Politician

Out of prison, with a new wife and infant son, Edwin Edwards, 86, hits the campaign trail again

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The last time I saw Edwin Edwards, he was breaking the law. It was 14 years ago, in the cafeteria of the Russell B. Long federal courthouse in Baton Rouge, where a portrait of Russell’s dad Huey—the Kingfish himself—kept watch over the lobby. At the WELL.v19-43.July28.Labash-1.TWS-MattLabashbuilding’s ribbon-cutting several years earlier, Edwards, who was then in the last of his four nonconsecutive terms as emperor/governor of Louisiana (and who is now running for Congress), had joked that the ceremony was “my first invitation to a federal courthouse not delivered by U.S. marshals.”

Like all his best lines—and Edwards always had the best lines (on his electoral chances: The only way I can lose .  .  . is if I’m caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy; on his deliberative competitor: Dave Treen is so slow, it takes him an hour-and-a-half to watch 60 Minutes)—the one at his courthouse christening was dark, perfectly timed, and rooted in truth.

(And don’t forget the classic bumper sticker in his 1991 gubernatorial bakeoff with KKK poobah David Duke: Vote for the lizard, not the wizard.)

As usual, the rest of the piece is an un(L)abashed joy to read.

You’re welcome.

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Totally Opaque Ad o’ the Day (Alvaro Noboa Edition)

From our Whiskey Tango Foxtrot desk

The hardworking staff has long had a soft spot for ads run by civilians in the New York Times. But this one takes the cake.

From Friday’s Times, page A10:

 

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Do you understand a single word of that?

Us neither.

(Q: How many lawyers can fit on the head of a pen? A: Uh, we need to make a phone call.)

So the headscratching staff dutifully plugged Alvaro Noboa into the Googletron and here’s what came back:

 

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Interesting.

So we went to Google News and got this:

 

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Our Spanish is a little rusty (Latin for “nonexistent”), but something’s going on here, yeah?

Let us know if you know something we don’t.

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Boston Globe Scribe Don Aucoin’s Son Also Rises in WSJ

Don Aucoin, whose fine theater criticism graces the Boston Globe on a regular basis, must be bustin’ his buttons over this piece in yesterday’s Wall Street Journal.

Portrait of a Prodigy

Is Matthew Aucoin the Next Leonard Bernstein?

Most 4-year-olds going to visit their grandparents in Florida while away the flight kicking the seat in front of them. Matt Aucoin spent the trip composing “Cloud Symphony.”

His scribbled notes for the short classical piece were hard to decipher but the music—his first composition—sounded the same every time he played it on the piano. “It was lovely. A little BN-DR398_0714ma_GR_20140714113656ethereal,” his mother, Carol Iaciofano Aucoin, recalls.

The wiry tyke with greenish-gold eyes went on to bang out Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” on a toy piano at age 6; two years later, after the first performance of one of his orchestral works, he took his bow perched atop a chair. At age 11, he played “The Marriage of Figaro” from start to finish by heart, leading strangers to assume he was sitting at a player piano. Around the same time, he wrote his first opera based on the magical animals in a children’s book.

Now 24, Matthew Aucoin (oh-COIN) has become one of the most sought-after young voices in classical music . . .

Dad turns up deep inside the flattering two-and-a-half-page (!) feature:

When Matt became fascinated by churches, his father, Don Aucoin, drove him around Boston so he could sketch them.

We’re guessing Don Aucoin is more than happy to play second fiddle to his son in this – or any other – case.

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