Michael Dukakis Is Snow Blind About the Blizzard of ’78

The hardworking staff yields to no man in our admiration and respect for former Massachusetts Gov. Michael Dukakis, but we fear the Duke’s memory is starting to fade a bit.

Dukakis held a press avail after Wednesday’s Summit o’ the Govs in which he and (also) former Gov. Bill Weld pitched current Gov. Charlie Baker on a North-South Rail Link. Among other things, the Duke said this (via George Donnelly at MASSterList):

On how to deliver a major transit project: “Let me tell you, we did billions in construction, not a whiff of scandal, on time. It’s all about people…The T never shut down, folks, during the Blizzard of ’78, I can tell you. In fact it had to carry thousands more people because I stopped all automobile traffic.” —Matt Murphy, SHNS

Not to get technical about it, but the T did shut down for at least a couple of days after the Blizzard. At the time, the hardworking staff was managing the Harvard Square store unfortunately named A Wine for All Reasons, quite possibly the most Harvard Square name ever.

We were living in Whiskey Point at the time, and we distinctly recall slogging all the way to Cambridge to open the shop because – hey! – you can sell a lot of booze during a historic blizzard.

As we wrote some years ago about the Blizzard of ’78 (in the aftermath of the Tizzard of 2010):

images8The snow started on Monday, February 6th, and didn’t stop until the next day, at which point my bosses informed me that they fully expected the shop to be open on Wednesday.

So I walked to Harvard Square on Wednesday morning, which took roughly my entire life, and proceeded to dig out the (of course) basement store and open for business.

Typical phone conversation:

Good afternoon, A Wine for All Reasons.

Hey – I can’t believe you’re open.

So why’d you call?

As I remember it, a couple of days later the MBTA kickstarted service from Kenmore Square, so I only had to walk half my life to get to work.

Memo to the Duke:

One of us is remembering this wrong.

All due respect, Governor, we think it’s you.

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Welcome to Dustup 2016!

Dustup 2016 – a multi-platform project of Campaign Outsider (Snapchat, Instagram, and Twitter to come) – is dedicated to chronicling the most notable antics of the current presidential field. After all, there are (at least) 22 stories in the Naked Ambition.

And, in this endless Summer of Trump, it seems only right to begin the wild rumpus with the Hair Apparent to the GOP presidential nomination. If, as F. Scott Fitzgerald said, “the test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function,” well, Donald Trump is a lot smarter than the harddusting staff has given him credit for.

Then again, consider the two big Trump stories from yesterday.

Story #1, via the New York Times . . .

Read the rest at Dustup 2016Be the first on your block!

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Dead Blogging ‘Radium Girls’ at Charlestown Working Theater

Well the Missus and I trundled over to Charlestown yesterday to catch D.W. Gregory’s Radium Girls and, say, it was . . . a really sad story.

And a really fine production by Flat Earth Theatre.

From their website:

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Corporate greed turns devastating in Radium Girls, inspired by the true story of the factory workers of the U.S. Radium Corporation. Once considered a miracle cure and scientific marvel, by the 1920s the radium used in painting luminous watch dials has triggered potentially fatal health problems for Grace Fryer and other dial painters. As their health deteriorates, the laborers demand compensation from the company insistent on sweeping their ordeal under the rug, and Grace must battle the ruthless corporation even while radiation poisoning destroys her body and life.

The all-female cast was terrific, especially Erin Eva Butcher as Grace Fryer, Bridgette Hayes as Arthur Roeder (president of the US Radium Corporation), Kathleen C. Lewis as multiple characters, and Katharine Daly as ditto.

Toss in deft staging and a heart-rending conclusion, and you have a production well worth seeing (through September 19).

P.S. The Missus and I also caught Flat Earth Theatre’s recent production of The Farnsworth Invention, which was equally well done.

Coincidentally, Flat Earth is now conducting a Founding Donors Campaign in the wake of of its designation as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit.

You could do a lot worse with 25 of those dollars sitting in your pocket (or, more likely, e-wallet).

Cheers.

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These Are the Saddest of Possible Words: Rafa to Rahfa! to Feh

With apologies to Franklin Pierce Adams

In the swift decline and fall of Rafael Nadal, this was the worst.

Last year he was Number One in the world. Last night he was just numb.

In his third-round U.S. Open match with Fabio Fognini, who’s long been a guaranteed first ballot entry into the Douchebag Hall of Fame, Nadal led 6-3, 6-4, 3-1. But when Fognini broke back to 3-3, you could tell that the Italian really believed he could come back from two sets down and beat Nadal, something no one else has ever done.

And you could tell the Spaniard believed it too.

All you need to know in the end is this: Fognini (described elsewhere as “hardly known for mental fortitude”) had 70 winners and 58 unforced errors; Nadal 30 and 18. As one news report had it, Nadal didn’t lose the match – Fognini won it.

Regardless, It was surpassing sad to watch, which the hardflinching staff did until 1:30 am.

(You can watch the lowlights here if you like.)

Hard to see how Nadal comes back from this loss.

Postscript (via The Guardian):

“He’s a player with a great talent, with huge shots, and he played amazing shots,” Nadal said afterward. “But what I am 3000doing worse is playing worse than what I used to do the last couple of years. That’s it.

“We can be talking for one hour trying to create a reason. But the sport for me is simple, no? If you are playing with less confidence and you are hitting balls without creating the damage on the opponent that I believe I should do, then they have the possibility to attack.”

And this:

“Is another loss,” [Nadal] said. “Not tougher. As I tell, you know, my mind allows me to fight until the end. Is something that I was missing for a while, that feeling that I am there.

“For the nerves, for the anxious that I had for a long time this season, I was not able to do it. I was not able to be fighting the way that I was fighting today. So is an improvement for me. I take that like a positive thing and I know what I have to do. I going to work on it.”

No doubt he will. Just not sure we can stand to watch it.

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What? Teen Criminalizes AND Victimizes Herself with Selfie?

From our Through the Looking Glass desk

The headscratching staff is having some trouble absorbing this story from the Fayetteville (N.C.) Observer (tip o’ the pixel to The Daily Beast).

NC Law: Teens who take nude selfie photos face adult sex charges

After a 16-year-old Fayetteville girl made a sexually explicit 55e67a2de7715.imagenude photo of herself for her boyfriend last fall, the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Office concluded that she committed two felony sex crimes against herself and arrested her in February.

The girl was listed on a warrant as both the adult perpetrator and the minor victim of two counts of sexual exploitation of minor – second-degree exploitation for making her photo and third-degree exploitation for having her photo in her possession.

Huh? Committed two sex crimes against herself?

Paging Mr. Escher. Paging Mr. M.C. Escher . . . 

As the piece by Paul Wolverton notes, “[a] conviction could have put the girl in prison and would have required her to register as a sex offender for the rest of her life.” Instead she got a plea bargain which should clear her record next year.

Not so lucky, though, is the boyfriend, who faces five sexual exploitation of a minor charges (she was 15 at the time, he was 16), along with the possibility of prison time and lifelong sexual offender status.  Seems a pretty heavy price to pay for what were essentially Romeo and Juliet sexts.

Especially considering that an estimated 28% of teens use mobile phones to swap naked pictures of themselves.

Hey, Fayetteville, you’re gonna need a bigger prison.

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Quote o’ the Day (Rick Perry Half-Wit Edition)

Apparently Donald Trump was on to something when he said “Rick Perry put on glasses so people think he’s smart.”

From Politico:

Rick Perry denies dropping out of 2016 race

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Rick Perry flatly denied Donald Trump’s assertion Thursday that he was bowing out of the Republican race, oddly remarking that “a broken clock is right once a day.”

Oops.

Forgot one again. Do we see a pattern emerging here?

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Donald Trump Gets Mt. McKinley Wrong (Big Surprise)

From our To Know Trump desk

Donald Trump, who is his own political reality show, has proven to be the most unreliable source since Charles Kinbote in Vladimir Nabokov’s Rubik’s novel Pale Fire.

Exhibit Umpteen: This 1990 Vanity Fair profile by Marie Brenner (tip o’ the pixel to Longform).

And Umpteen + One: Trump’s current take on Barack Obama’s renaming Alaska’s Mt. McKinley Mt. Denali.

From @realDonaldTrump:

 

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Except . . .

It was named Mt. McKinley in 1917, which is less than 100 years ago.

Not to get technical about it.

Which many media outlets haven’t. This Fortune piece, for example, lets Trump and House Speaker John Boehner get the math wrong.

But that’s par for the course with the news media’s Trump Chump submission.

Another case in point is this Politico piece about yesterday’s Trump/Bush video rumpus. It ends with these three tweets from Trump:

Yet another weak hit by a candidate with a failing campaign. Will Jeb sink as low in the polls as the others who have gone after me?

Jeb is spending millions of dollars on “hit” ads funded by lobbyists & special interests. Bad system.

While millions are being spent against me in attack ads, they are paid for by the “bosses” and “owners” of candidates. I am self funding.

Politico totally lets Trump get away with the “millions in attack ads” when, in fact, there are none. Ditto for today’s edition of MSNBC’s First Read.

Not that everyone is letting Trump get away with pushing his parallel reality. Check out Stephen Loiaconi’s WJLA (ABC’s Washington D.C. affiliate) web piece yesterday. (Shameless self-promotion alert: The chinstroking staff is quoted in the piece.)

So, to recap: Is letting Trump fudge a couple of years on Mt. McKinley a big deal? Not really. But it’s symptomatic of a press performance that’s all too often as unreality-based as Trump’s.

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Quote o’ the Day (R.I.P. Ritchie Valens Edition)

Yesterday’s Wall Street Journal featured this House Call piece with Dion DiMucci (of Dion and the Belmonts) in its Mansion section.

‘The Wanderer’ Finds His Voice

A teen hit-maker remembers his Bronx home and its connection to a fatal 1959 plane crash

My father, Pasquale, was like Tarzan, except we lived in the BN-JZ266_0827di_FR_20150824160528Bronx. He never had a real job, but he could walk a block on his hands and climb trees effortlessly. When he and my mom weren’t fighting over the $36 rent, he taught me to dive off the City Island Bridge and took me to museums.

Back in the 1940s, the Belmont section was like a city commune of Italians. We lived at 749 E. 183rd St., and I had dozens of relatives sprinkled around the nearby tenements.

But this is the killer part:

I went out on the Winter Dance Party tour [in the winter of 1959] with Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. Richardson, known as the Big Bopper. It was minus 30.

On Feb. 2, after our show at the Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake, Iowa, the four of us were in the dressing room when Buddy said he had chartered a four-seater plane to Fargo, N.D., near our next stop. Flying would be much faster than freezing in the yellow school bus that we were using.

We flipped a coin a few times and the Big Bopper and I won. When I asked Buddy how much it was going to cost me to fly, he said $36. I froze. It was the same amount as the rent my parents had fought over when I was a kid. I felt guilty about spending that much, so I gave my seat to Ritchie. That night, the plane crashed just after taking off, killing everyone. It was heartbreaking.

Years later, my mom, who is now 102, apologized for fighting so much with my father. I said, “Don’t ever feel bad, Ma. Those arguments saved my life.”

Jesus.

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Carly to NYT: Drop Dead

It all started when the New York Times’s Mr. Dealbook, Andrew Ross Sorkin, wrote this knee-buckling takedown last week of Carly Fiorina’s tenure at Hewlett-Packard.

Representative sample:

[I]t is curious to those of us who have reported on her business career that there has not been a greater focus in recent days on her “track records and accomplishments,” as she suggested she should be measured by.

Even more striking, Mrs. Fiorina, the only former female chief executive among the candidates, continues to promote her business experience on the trail, yet she was fired by Hewlett-Packard after the company’s stock dropped by half in 2005. She has long blamed her failings at running the technology giant on the bursting of the dot-com bubble and the deepening recession in Silicon Valley after the Sept. 11 attacks.

Sorkin’s torch job only got worse from there.

So Fiorina hit back – via her Super PAC, Carly for America – with this full-page ad in yesterday’s Times Business section.

 

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The ad is an open letter from Tom Perkins, founder of the California venture capital firm Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers and an ardent Carliac.

Sorkin is nuts graf:

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Huh.

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To be fair, Fiorina’s PAC man never actually said drop dead to the Times, just as Gerald Ford never said drop dead to New York City in 1975, despite the iconic Daily News headline.

Via the – yes – New York Times.

Infamous ‘Drop Dead’ Was Never Said by Ford

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Gerald R. Ford and Marie Antoinette did not have much in common, but being misquoted cost both of them their jobs.

In Hollywood’s latest biography of the French queen, she denies having callously suggested that breadless peasants eat cake instead. “I never said that,” the actress Kirsten Dunst pouts. “I wonder why people keep saying I did.”

Mr. Ford, on Oct. 29, 1975, gave a speech denying federal assistance to spare New York from bankruptcy. The front page of The Daily News the next day read: “FORD TO CITY: DROP DEAD.”

Mr. Ford never explicitly said “drop dead.”

Not to get technical about it.

But the Fiorinistas aren’t just ticked off at the Times – they’re also railing against CNN.

From yesterday’s New Hampshire Union Leader (tip o’ the pixel to Politico Playbook):

GOP candidate Carly Fiorina blasts CNN debate process

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Carly Fiorina is surging. Her supporters are elated. Her team, however, is out-and-out exasperated that CNN might keep her out of its main presidential debate.

The former Hewlett-Packard CEO’s campaign is also pointing fingers at the Republican National Committee. The RNC is putting its “thumb on the scale,” says Sarah Isgur Flores, Fiorina’s deputy campaign manager.

The CNN entry criteria for the Sept. 16 debate splits the field into two groups: the top 10 based on national polls and then those who register with at least 1 percent.

“Despite being solidly in the top 10 by every measure, the political establishment is still rigging the game to keep Carly off the main debate stage next month,” Flores contends in a Medium post.

The problem: CNN is using an average of national polls dating back to July 16, well before Fiorina’s surge in the wake of her happy-hour performance in the first GOP debate. Fiorina says that will give three times greater weight to polls taken before the Aug. 6 bakeoff.

Memo to Carly: Live by the numbers, die by the numbers, eh?

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Is Forest Whitaker Twice As Good As Al Pacino?

The hardworking staff noted with interest this item in yesterday’s New York Times Arts, Briefly column.

Forest Whitaker Will Make Broadway Debut

Forest Whitaker, the Academy Award winning film star, will 24ARTS1-master180make his Broadway debut next spring in a revival of “Hughie,” a short play by Eugene O’Neill. Mr. Whitaker, who won an Oscar for playing Idi Amin in “The Last King of Scotland,” will play Erie Smith, a hustler who confides in a hotel night clerk. The play, set in Manhattan in 1928, was written in the 1940s but was not staged on Broadway until 1964, when Jason Robards played Erie Smith; a 1975 revival starred Ben Gazzara and a 1996 revival starred Al Pacino.

The Missus and I happened to see that 1996 revival of Hughie with Al Pacino, which ran 50 minutes and cost $50.

Not surprisingly, we had never seen a play that cost a dollar a minute, and we vowed we never would again.

(To be sure graf goes here)

To be sure, Pacino was mesmerizing and Paul Benedict as Charlie was terrific, as this Los Angeles Times review noted.

But still: The new production will cost at least two dollars a minute.

Fughie.

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