How Now “Pow Wow Chow”?

U.S. Senate wannabe Elizabeth Warren (D-0/32nd Cherokee) gets tuned up by Fox 25’s VB over the “Pow Wow Chow” cookbook that includes five recipes listing her as “Elizabeth Warren – Cherokee”:

 

Stick a fork in Elizabeth Warren. She’s done.

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Front Page Photo o’ the Day (Mind Over Matter Edition)

This remarkable Braingate2.org photograph of a brain-trained robotic arm graced at least two front pages Thursday:

God love science.

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It’s Good To LIve In A Two-Daily Town (Slow-Roasting Warren Edition)

The Boston Herald just will not take U.S. Senate wannabe Elizabeth Warren (D-I Ate At An Indian Restaurant Once) off the front burner (to Mixmaster my cooking metaphors).

Today’s front page (via the Newseum):

Recipe for disaster (or at least abdominal distress):

‘Pow Wow’ factor: Elizabeth Warren touted native roots in ’84 cookbook

Elizabeth Warren was touting her claim of Cherokee heritage as early as 1984, according to a cookbook titled “Pow Wow Chow” edited by her cousin that includes Warren’s recipes for a savory crab omelet and spicy barbecued beans.

The cookbook, edited by Warren’s cousin Candy Rowsey, is a compilation of “special recipes passed down through the Five Tribes families,” according to the introduction in a copy obtained by the Herald.

Warren, who has been under fire for claiming Indian lineage despite a lack of documentation, is identified as “Elizabeth Warren, Cherokee” under each of five recipes she contributes in the cookbook, published in 1984 by the Five Civilized Tribes Museum located in Muskogee. Warren is not listed as an official member of the Cherokee tribe and she has been unable thus far to document her claim of any Native American heritage.

The Herald is beating the Boston Globe like egg whites on this story, as Howie Carr gleefully noted yesterday, and Larry Sabato more significantly remarked to Politico today.

Time for Warren to cook up some free-range damage control.

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Facebook Has ADD (Advertising Deficit Disorder)

In the run-up to its ballyhooed IPO (Incredibly Publicized Offering), social media giant Facebook is getting DPNed (Defined Pretty Negatively) in terms of its advertising – read: revenue – potential.

Once around the news media park, James, and don’t spare the horses.

Wall Street Journal:

GM Says Facebook Ads Don’t Pay Off

Boston Globe:

Lack of trust in Facebook may hold back ad sales

Forrester.com:

Facebook Needs To Take Marketing Seriously

Advertising Age:

Facebook Ads: What Works, What Doesn’t

And finally, the WSJ again:

The Zuckerberg Challenge

Nut graf:

Nobody values Facebook on the scalability of the ad business that generated $3.2 billion in sales last year. The road show before the road show was a Facebook presentation to advertisers in March promoting “sponsored stories” as a new way to shove ads into users’ news feeds. It was, ahem, unconvincing if the idea was to show how Facebook might generate sufficient ad revenue to justify a $100 billion market cap when the company goes public Friday.

Possible justification:

The bold approach would be to buy a bunch of media properties as an outlet for the targeted ads that the Facebook engine makes possible. Allayed would be the fear that Facebook, eventually desperate for profits, might pollute its own user pages with ads, driving its customers back to MySpace.

Or Facebook could just start striking lots of deals with media companies, creating Facebook-friendly versions of their products and peppering them with targeted ads using Facebook member data. Facebook would invest its own money in, say, joint ventures with TV studios or newspapers or cable operators, enticing Facebook members to disclose their Facebook log-ins in return for various kinds of ad-supported content.

Whatever the problem, Facebook needs to come up with a solution.

Or wind up Without-a-Tracebook.

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Let The $4 Billion . . . Or $6 Billion . . . Or $9.8 Billion Rumpus Begin! (GOP Dollar-For-Dollar Edition)

So the Obama campaign is spending $25 million on advertising this month?

Well so is the GOP!

From Politico’s Playbook:

GAME ON — [Wednesday] Crossroads GPS launches a staggering $25 million ad blitz today, matching. dollar-for-dollar, the big ad buy launched earlier this month by the Obama campaign. The new 60-second ad, “Obama’s Promise,” lists promises broken by the president. Kicker line: “We need solutions. Not just promises.”

The spot:

 

The ad “will air in Colorado, Florida, Iowa, Michigan, North Carolina, New Hampshire, Nevada, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Virginia. First wave: $8 million, starting today and total of $25 million for the month.”

Still waiting for the advertising hall monitors (WaPo’s Fact Checker, PolitiFact.com, Factcheck.org, and etc.org) to, er, check in, but the hardworking staff is pretty sure every political ad buries the needle on the Distort-o-Meter.

 

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Real People Say Elizabeth Warren Is Good People

The ads are really flying now for U.S. Senate wannabe Elizabeth Warren (D-Alright, Lay Off That “Professor” Stuff). Her latest, just out today (via ABC’s The Note):

 

The hardworking staff especially likes 1) the guy with the Harley-Davidson moustache,  and 2) the gal who says, “Her father’s a janitor. My father was a janitor.” (Pretty much locks up the janitorial vote, no?)

“She’s one of us,” these fine folks say – “the real deal.”

Hmmm. We’ll see.

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Keeping Anderson Cooper Honest

CNN’s Anderson Cooper has a regular feature on AC360 called Keeping Them Honest, with topics ranging from Syrian refugee camps to JPMorgan’s $2 billion loss to last night’s segment on campaign money from private equity.

For which Cooper needs  to be held accountable.

The basic premise of last night’s segment was fine:

Is President Obama trying to have it both ways? He’s attacking Mitt Romney for working at Bain Capital while accepting money raised by the head of another private equity firm.

A perfectly reasonable question to ask. What wasn’t at all reasonable was the conversation that followed Cooper’s set-up piece (transcript via All Things Anderson):

Joining me now is CNN political contributor Ari Fleischer, former White House press secretary for George — President George W. Bush, and Democratic strategist, Cornell Belcher, who’s a pollster and strategist for the Obama 2012 campaign.

So, Cornell, the fact the campaign releases this video slamming Romney for his time at Bain the same the president is at this fundraiser hosted by a private equity giant, isn’t that kind of hypocritical?

CORNELL BELCHER, DEMOCRATIC STRATEGIST: Well, first, a couple of things. One is, you know, you refer to a vampire and all this sort of language. Vampire and vulture capitalist is not something that comes out of our mouth. That’s quite frankly comes from Republican — from the Republican primary.

Look — so, yes, and the president and the campaign —

(CROSSTALK)

COOPER: Wait. But you have somebody in that ad saying vampire and that’s the Obama campaign made that ad and they had that person say vampire whether or not the person —

BELCHER: Well —

COOPER: — came up with it on their own. But they put it in the ad.

BELCHER: You’ve never heard anyone from the Obama campaign say — call a vampire or a vulture capitalism. Look — but it — look, but bottom line is this. If Mitt Romney is going to make the predicate of his run that he’s going to fix the economy, that he’s going to create jobs and the primary — you know, his time was spent, you know, as a head of Bain, we have a right to examine that. We have a right to look at what he did at Bain Capital to make — to make all his money and sort of — and unfold that for the American people.

And when you — and when you —

(CROSSTALK)

COOPER: I totally agree with that. But I’m not arguing that. And I don’t think anyone is arguing that. It just — on the same day that he’s attacking Bain Capital for being a private equity firm and doing what they do.

BELCHER: Well, Anderson, this is — this is —

COOPER: He’s entertaining other private equity.

BELCHER: Well, this is where I disagree. It’s not — he’s not attacking equity firms. What his pointing — what we’re pointing out is this is what Mitt Romney has done. You know, this is the central predicate of him running for office. And what he’s done at Bain Capital is make an awful lot of money for himself while putting an awful lot of people out of work. His job there wasn’t making jobs. His job there was in fact making money for himself. And if you’re going to be the president of the United States, the American people have the right to ask, you know, do we want these values and this culture — these Wall Street values and this culture at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

So that’s what we’re pointing out. We’re not attacking the private equity firms. But what we are doing is examining his record at Bain Capital.

COOPER: But on the same time, too, on the very same day, be reaching out a hand and asking for money from people who do the exact same thing that Mitt Romney does and in fact has worked with Bain Capital, even just the timing of it, did someone not realize that?

(LAUGHTER)

BELCHER: Well, look. Again, I think we’re not — you know, no one’s attacking private equity firms. Heck. I wish I owned a private equity firm. However, what we want to convey to the American people is this is what he did for a living. Given what he did for a living — putting people out of work, making millions of dollars for himself — should we then put him in the White House?

That’s — it’s as simple as that. I mean it’s not about attacking private equity firms. It is pointing out what this man has done for a living.

COOPER: Ari, in your opinion is it about attacking private equity? Is it hypocritical?

ARI FLEISCHER, CNN POLITICAL CONTRIBUTOR: Yes. That was one absurd sentence after another. You know even the president’s former top economic adviser, Steve Rattner, who came from the auto industry to help bail out the auto industry called this ad unfair.

And it really is. It’s unfair but it’s worse than that because it’s really an indication of the president’s world eye view. When — you wonder why private sector in America, the business community, is not generating jobs and jobs are being suppressed in the Obama economy, it’s because they’re sitting on their cash because they don’t trust President Obama because he’s so anti-business. And you’re not going to see a surge in job creation in this country so long as President Obama sits in the White House.

He in this ad is expressing what he thinks about private equity, about the private sector at large. That’s the problem with it. He’ll raise money. If you’re for President Obama, he’ll give you a pass. If you’re against President Obama and you’re the private sector, he attacks you.

The fact of the matter is everybody in the private sector has created some jobs and they’ve lost some jobs. Some days people get laid off from work. Other days you hire more people. This is the dynamic that’s made America great. Barack Obama will only attack anybody if they had ever let somebody go from their job. If they had ever laid somebody off of their job.

COOPER: Ari, let —

FLEISCHER: It’s fundamentally anti-capitalist.

COOPER: Let me push back. All right, a pushback — and Cornell, let me push back on you. Isn’t it fair game if Mitt Romney is portraying himself as a job creator and that’s what he keeps portraying his time at Bain Capital. In the perspective for private equity firms, I’ve read them. They don’t talk about creating jobs or — for the average American. They talk about making money for investors. And – you know, there’s nothing wrong with that. There’s nothing illegal about that.

FLEISCHER: Right.

COOPER: But isn’t this then fair game if Romney’s saying well, I was all about job creation when in fact he was about money creation for himself, his partners, and his investors?

FLEISCHER: Well, the fact of the matter in a capitalist country if you do good, and if you make money, you’re going to employ people. That’s how profits get created and through profits you have to hire people.

But I’ve heard Romney on the stump, Anderson, you’ve had, too, where he regularly says some of our investments worked out and we were able to create jobs. Sports Authority, and other investments did not work out. In the case of this steel mill, of course, they went in 1993 and invested in it and it was going under back then. Half the steel mills in this country were going under in the ’80s and ’90s.

And they actually got an eight extra years of life to 2001 as a result of Bain hopefully helping the company. I think they would have gone under way earlier had it not been for what Bain and private equity were able to do.

That’s the dynamic of our economy. And what’s so troubling is when President Obama just focuses only on the minus sign and says, as you pointed out, he puts somebody on the air to call them vultures. If they’re a vulture, the private sector is a vulture. That’s the problem I have with President Obama at large. That’s why the private economy is so hurting in this — under the Obama years and the only group that’s doing well is the public sector.

BELCHER: Well, quite frankly —

COOPER: Cornell, let me —

(CROSSTALK)

COOPER: Go ahead.

BELCHER: Quite frankly, the private — the private sector is actually doing pretty doggone good, 26 months of job growth under this president. But it still doesn’t — FLEISCHER: Twenty-three million unemployed, 8.1 percent unemployment is pretty good?

BELCHER: Well, how many — how many were —

FLEISCHER: That’s a problem.

BELCHER: How many were unemployed when he put his hand on that bible and took that oath after your guy destroyed the economy, after Bill Clinton built it back?

(CROSSTALK)

FLEISCHER: The average unemployment rate in the eight years of George Bush was 5.8 percent.

BELCHER: So there’s that. We’re not talking about the average.

FLEISCHER: President Obama spent a trillion —

(CROSSTALK)

BELCHER: Ari, we’re not talking about — we’re talking about the economic collapse —

COOPER: One at a time. One at a time.

BELCHER: We’re talking about the economic collapse —

COOPER: Guys — guys, one at a time. Cornell —

BELCHER: — that happened under your guy — under your guy’s watch.

COOPER: Ari, do you want to respond?

FLEISCHER: And we’ve had the recovery in the nation’s history because the president’s policies are suppressing job creation. Under the stimulus, the president promised us the unemployment rate would be 5.6 percent right now. It’s at 8.1 percent. He said GDP would be growing at 6.0 percent.

BELCHER: Well, you know what, what you — what you cannot — what you can’t escape is — the fact that —

FLEISCHER: Right now in 2012, we’re talking about 2012.

BELCHER: The fact is —

FLEISCHER: I know you want to change the subject.

COOPER: Guys, guys, you —

(CROSSTALK)

BELCHER: What you can’t escape is the fact that when the president came in — COOPER: Guys, no one can hear you when you’re both talking.

BELCHER: We were losing a couple of hundred thousands of jobs, you know, when — a month when he came in. Now we’re gaining jobs each and every month. That was because of what President Obama did. From moving away from the failed policies of what your — which your guys did. That’s his — that’s his record. And quite frankly for us to sort of point out what — what he did at Bain, destroying jobs, cutting benefits, lie his own profits, and make billions for himself, that is absolutely that’s fair game.

FLEISCHER: Lie in his own profits.

BELCHER: Absolutely that’s fair game.

FLEISCHER: I think what you’re seeing is the president’s re-election —

COOPER: Guys — Ari, we got to finish —

FLEISCHER: — was blame and complain.

COOPER: Final thought.

FLEISCHER: I think what you’re hearing is in 2012 the president will run on blame and complain and not solve. That’s a formula to be a one-term president.

COOPER: We got to leave it there, Ari Fleischer —

BELCHER: Blame and complain, well, he’s — he solved a lot of — he solved a lot of problems quite frankly. And what we’re not —

COOPER: Cornell Belcher —

BELCHER: What we don’t want to see is a return to the policies that got us to into this mess.

COOPER: Guys, thank you very much.

Let us know what you think. We’re on Facebook, Google Plus, follow us on Twitter right now. Let’s have a conversation about this right. What do you think?

What does the hardworking staff think?

We think it’s total crap and a monumental waste of time. Cornell Belcher is a partisan hack who works for Obama – why would anybody in their right mind listen to him? And even if they did, Belcher makes no sense at all. It’s like he’s in some conversational parallel universe.

It’s true that Ari Fleischer is also a partisan hack, but at least he’s not working for Romney. If you’re going to have Belcher on, at least pair him with Kevin Madden or some other hired gun for the Romney campaign.

Sure, sure – this kind of on-air gasbaggery happens all the time. But when it occurs on a segment called “Keeping Them Honest,” well, someone’s got to keep them honest.

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Reports Of Facebook’s Death Have Been, Like, Greatly Exaggerated

Begin with Simon Dumenco’s column in this week’s edition of Advertising Age:

It’s Curtains for Google! And Facebook! And Tumblr! And …

The tech-startup sky is falling!

The tech-incumbent sky is falling!

The entire tech sky is falling!

No, seriously, I’m pretty sure they’re all falling. So when you’re done tweeting or updating or pinning things or checking in, or whatever it is you’re doing, run for your lives!

And don’t blame me. I’m only repeating what I’ve heard and read. Consider, for example, just from the past couple of months . . .

For starters there’s “The Beginning of The End of Google+” and  “Antitrust Suit Could Bring Down Google.”

So . . .

[T]hat leaves Facebook, right? Not so fast! On April 30, Forbes contributor Eric Jackson published a column titled “Here’s Why Google and Facebook Might Completely Disappear in the Next 5 Years.” His thesis: The internet has run through the Web 1.0 era, companies founded from 1994-2001, and the Web 2.0 era, aka the social era, and is now in the mobile era. Google and Facebook, Jackson wrote, “may have all the money in the world to try and adapt to the shift to mobile but history suggests they won’t be able to successfully do it.”

On that front, even Facebook has its doubts, as Tuesday’s New York Times reported:

In a recent filing, Facebook said it was not making any “meaningful revenue” from its mobile application. While its users are spending more time on mobile, Facebook said engagement is currently outpacing the number of mobile ads it can currently deliver. In the company’s video presentation for its I.P.O. roadshow, Facebook’s chief financial officer, David A. Ebersman, also reiterated the Facebook’s plan to spend significant capital on building out mobile. “If we are unable to successfully implement monetization strategies for our mobile users, or if we incur excessive expenses in this effort, our financial performance and ability to grow revenue would be negatively affected,” according to Facebook’s latest filing.

If that doesn’t qualify as Corporate Gobbledegook of the Month, it’ll do until something else comes along.

Among other Faceluck doubters – Tuesday’s Boston Herald, which featured this front page:

From the Herald’s 13-paragraph investigation:

For many in Harvard Square, Facebook is falling out of favor. Three out of four people interviewed between the ages of 23 to 29 — Facebook’s demographic sweet spot — said they are no longer die-hard fans, citing privacy concerns or a general lack of interest.

Literally three out of four people, to judge by the story. That’s not an unscientific poll – it’s a prescientific poll.

For a reality check, see Herald columnist Raakhee Mirchandani’s companion piece, “Oh please, what’s not to like?”

Oh please, indeed.

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Elizabeth Warren Warrin’ With Wall Street

The JP Morgan rumpus has been a godsend for U.S. Senate hopeful Elizabeth Warren (D-Indian Smokes). It’s given her a chance to get off the defensive over her ethnic heritage as a maybe Native American,  and emphasize her political heritage as a consumer advocate.

And now there’s a new radio ad from Warren to reinforce her stance (via BuzzFeed):

 

Transcript:

Did you see the headline? One of America’s biggest banks lost $2 billion in just a few weeks. Even now, Wall Street banks that got bailed out are still at it, gambling recklessly. This is Elizabeth Warren. I stood up to big banks. I took on their army of lobbyists and helped win the fight for a consumer protection agency. But there’s still more to do. Wall Street isn’t going to change its ways until Washington gets serious about strong oversight and real accountability. No special deals. We need a tough cop on the beat to make sure that nobody steals your purse on Main Street or your pension on Wall Street. Problem is, in Washington money talks — and Wall Street has plenty of money to spread around. So Wall Street gets all the special breaks while working families get hammered. That’s what I want to change.

Second only, of course, to changing the topic.

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WSJ’s Jason Gay Joshes Beckett

Boston Red Sox pitcher non grata Josh Beckett landed on the Wall Street Journal’s radar screen in Jason Gay’s latest column:

What Pro Athletes Should Never Say

Boston is turning on another star athlete, this time Red Sox pitcher Josh Beckett, who played an integral part in a World Series title. I know, what a shock. Boston is a volatile place to play, and eventually turns on everybody. Had they been around today, Paul Revere and his horse would have wound up getting traded to the Marlins.

But Beckett made a clumsy boo-boo the other night when he got defensive about his off-day habits following a poor start in a loss to Cleveland at Fenway Park. The veteran pitcher was booed badly, and later gave a huffy answer when asked why he’d played golf the day after it was announced he’d miss a start because of a sore lat muscle.

“We get 18 off days a year,” Beckett said. “I think we deserve a little time for ourselves.”

The hardworking staff agrees with Gay: that was a baaad answer. Gay then provides “the guide to the things pro athletes should never say or do.”

Representative samples:

1. Don’t complain about your salary. Never ever. Even if it’s something pathetic, like $11 million a year.

2. Absolutely don’t break down how easy it is to spend $11 million. It’s crazy, but you would be SHOCKED by how few regular people hire $400-per-hour archery instructors for their nannies . . .

4.  Never storm into the locker room and bad-mouth your own helicopter pilot . . .

6. Never ask the clubhouse attendant for fresh pepper. That’s what your agent is for.

 

And etc.

Read them all – it’s fun.

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