U.S. Senate wannabe Elizabeth Warren (D-0/32nd Cherokee) gets tuned up by Fox 25’s VB over the “Pow Wow Chow” cookbook that includes five recipes listing her as “Elizabeth Warren – Cherokee”:
Stick a fork in Elizabeth Warren. She’s done.
U.S. Senate wannabe Elizabeth Warren (D-0/32nd Cherokee) gets tuned up by Fox 25’s VB over the “Pow Wow Chow” cookbook that includes five recipes listing her as “Elizabeth Warren – Cherokee”:
Stick a fork in Elizabeth Warren. She’s done.
This remarkable Braingate2.org photograph of a brain-trained robotic arm graced at least two front pages Thursday:
God love science.
The Boston Herald just will not take U.S. Senate wannabe Elizabeth Warren (D-I Ate At An Indian Restaurant Once) off the front burner (to Mixmaster my cooking metaphors).
Today’s front page (via the Newseum):
Recipe for disaster (or at least abdominal distress):
‘Pow Wow’ factor: Elizabeth Warren touted native roots in ’84 cookbook
Elizabeth Warren was touting her claim of Cherokee heritage as early as 1984, according to a cookbook titled “Pow Wow Chow” edited by her cousin that includes Warren’s recipes for a savory crab omelet and spicy barbecued beans.
The cookbook, edited by Warren’s cousin Candy Rowsey, is a compilation of “special recipes passed down through the Five Tribes families,” according to the introduction in a copy obtained by the Herald.
Warren, who has been under fire for claiming Indian lineage despite a lack of documentation, is identified as “Elizabeth Warren, Cherokee” under each of five recipes she contributes in the cookbook, published in 1984 by the Five Civilized Tribes Museum located in Muskogee. Warren is not listed as an official member of the Cherokee tribe and she has been unable thus far to document her claim of any Native American heritage.
The Herald is beating the Boston Globe like egg whites on this story, as Howie Carr gleefully noted yesterday, and Larry Sabato more significantly remarked to Politico today.
Time for Warren to cook up some free-range damage control.
In the run-up to its ballyhooed IPO (Incredibly Publicized Offering), social media giant Facebook is getting DPNed (Defined Pretty Negatively) in terms of its advertising – read: revenue – potential.
Once around the news media park, James, and don’t spare the horses.
GM Says Facebook Ads Don’t Pay Off
Lack of trust in Facebook may hold back ad sales
Facebook Needs To Take Marketing Seriously
Facebook Ads: What Works, What Doesn’t
And finally, the WSJ again:
The Zuckerberg Challenge
Nut graf:
Nobody values Facebook on the scalability of the ad business that generated $3.2 billion in sales last year. The road show before the road show was a Facebook presentation to advertisers in March promoting “sponsored stories” as a new way to shove ads into users’ news feeds. It was, ahem, unconvincing if the idea was to show how Facebook might generate sufficient ad revenue to justify a $100 billion market cap when the company goes public Friday.
Possible justification:
The bold approach would be to buy a bunch of media properties as an outlet for the targeted ads that the Facebook engine makes possible. Allayed would be the fear that Facebook, eventually desperate for profits, might pollute its own user pages with ads, driving its customers back to MySpace.
Or Facebook could just start striking lots of deals with media companies, creating Facebook-friendly versions of their products and peppering them with targeted ads using Facebook member data. Facebook would invest its own money in, say, joint ventures with TV studios or newspapers or cable operators, enticing Facebook members to disclose their Facebook log-ins in return for various kinds of ad-supported content.
Whatever the problem, Facebook needs to come up with a solution.
Or wind up Without-a-Tracebook.
The ads are really flying now for U.S. Senate wannabe Elizabeth Warren (D-Alright, Lay Off That “Professor” Stuff). Her latest, just out today (via ABC’s The Note):
The hardworking staff especially likes 1) the guy with the Harley-Davidson moustache, and 2) the gal who says, “Her father’s a janitor. My father was a janitor.” (Pretty much locks up the janitorial vote, no?)
“She’s one of us,” these fine folks say – “the real deal.”
Hmmm. We’ll see.
Begin with Simon Dumenco’s column in this week’s edition of Advertising Age:
It’s Curtains for Google! And Facebook! And Tumblr! And …
The tech-startup sky is falling!
The tech-incumbent sky is falling!
The entire tech sky is falling!
No, seriously, I’m pretty sure they’re all falling. So when you’re done tweeting or updating or pinning things or checking in, or whatever it is you’re doing, run for your lives!
And don’t blame me. I’m only repeating what I’ve heard and read. Consider, for example, just from the past couple of months . . .
For starters there’s “The Beginning of The End of Google+” and “Antitrust Suit Could Bring Down Google.”
So . . .
[T]hat leaves Facebook, right? Not so fast! On April 30, Forbes contributor Eric Jackson published a column titled “Here’s Why Google and Facebook Might Completely Disappear in the Next 5 Years.” His thesis: The internet has run through the Web 1.0 era, companies founded from 1994-2001, and the Web 2.0 era, aka the social era, and is now in the mobile era. Google and Facebook, Jackson wrote, “may have all the money in the world to try and adapt to the shift to mobile but history suggests they won’t be able to successfully do it.”
On that front, even Facebook has its doubts, as Tuesday’s New York Times reported:
In a recent filing, Facebook said it was not making any “meaningful revenue” from its mobile application. While its users are spending more time on mobile, Facebook said engagement is currently outpacing the number of mobile ads it can currently deliver. In the company’s video presentation for its I.P.O. roadshow, Facebook’s chief financial officer, David A. Ebersman, also reiterated the Facebook’s plan to spend significant capital on building out mobile. “If we are unable to successfully implement monetization strategies for our mobile users, or if we incur excessive expenses in this effort, our financial performance and ability to grow revenue would be negatively affected,” according to Facebook’s latest filing.
If that doesn’t qualify as Corporate Gobbledegook of the Month, it’ll do until something else comes along.
Among other Faceluck doubters – Tuesday’s Boston Herald, which featured this front page:
From the Herald’s 13-paragraph investigation:
For many in Harvard Square, Facebook is falling out of favor. Three out of four people interviewed between the ages of 23 to 29 — Facebook’s demographic sweet spot — said they are no longer die-hard fans, citing privacy concerns or a general lack of interest.
Literally three out of four people, to judge by the story. That’s not an unscientific poll – it’s a prescientific poll.
For a reality check, see Herald columnist Raakhee Mirchandani’s companion piece, “Oh please, what’s not to like?”
Oh please, indeed.
The JP Morgan rumpus has been a godsend for U.S. Senate hopeful Elizabeth Warren (D-Indian Smokes). It’s given her a chance to get off the defensive over her ethnic heritage as a maybe Native American, and emphasize her political heritage as a consumer advocate.
And now there’s a new radio ad from Warren to reinforce her stance (via BuzzFeed):
Transcript:
Did you see the headline? One of America’s biggest banks lost $2 billion in just a few weeks. Even now, Wall Street banks that got bailed out are still at it, gambling recklessly. This is Elizabeth Warren. I stood up to big banks. I took on their army of lobbyists and helped win the fight for a consumer protection agency. But there’s still more to do. Wall Street isn’t going to change its ways until Washington gets serious about strong oversight and real accountability. No special deals. We need a tough cop on the beat to make sure that nobody steals your purse on Main Street or your pension on Wall Street. Problem is, in Washington money talks — and Wall Street has plenty of money to spread around. So Wall Street gets all the special breaks while working families get hammered. That’s what I want to change.
Second only, of course, to changing the topic.
Boston Red Sox pitcher non grata Josh Beckett landed on the Wall Street Journal’s radar screen in Jason Gay’s latest column:
What Pro Athletes Should Never Say
Boston is turning on another star athlete, this time Red Sox pitcher Josh Beckett, who played an integral part in a World Series title. I know, what a shock. Boston is a volatile place to play, and eventually turns on everybody. Had they been around today, Paul Revere and his horse would have wound up getting traded to the Marlins.
But Beckett made a clumsy boo-boo the other night when he got defensive about his off-day habits following a poor start in a loss to Cleveland at Fenway Park. The veteran pitcher was booed badly, and later gave a huffy answer when asked why he’d played golf the day after it was announced he’d miss a start because of a sore lat muscle.
“We get 18 off days a year,” Beckett said. “I think we deserve a little time for ourselves.”
The hardworking staff agrees with Gay: that was a baaad answer. Gay then provides “the guide to the things pro athletes should never say or do.”
Representative samples:
1. Don’t complain about your salary. Never ever. Even if it’s something pathetic, like $11 million a year.
2. Absolutely don’t break down how easy it is to spend $11 million. It’s crazy, but you would be SHOCKED by how few regular people hire $400-per-hour archery instructors for their nannies . . .
4. Never storm into the locker room and bad-mouth your own helicopter pilot . . .
6. Never ask the clubhouse attendant for fresh pepper. That’s what your agent is for.
And etc.
Read them all – it’s fun.