Author Archives: Campaign Outsider

Herman Cain: The Lie Detectanator

Talk about throwing good money after bad . . . Herman Cain enabler The 999 Fund has launched a $100,000 ad campaign in Iowa featuring this TV spot (via MediaBistro’s TV Spy):   Aside from the 999 Fund’s inability to … Continue reading →

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Valentine’s Gay

Redoubtable Wall Street Journal columnist Jason Gay has this to say about the Red Sox installation of new manager Bobby Valentine: The Boston Red Sox installed Bobby Valentine as their new manager early Thursday evening. But you already know this. … Continue reading →

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Brits Try To Curry Favor With Indian Chefs

Campaign Outsider Official Foodie Alert® (International Edition): Tragically, according to a report on PRI’s The World, Great Britain is suffering a shortage of chefs who are currylicious, thanks to tighter immigration rules that “[make] it almost impossible to hire chefs from India, Pakistan … Continue reading →

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Lowering The Barre For Product Placement

Nifty little pas de deux between the Alvin Ailey Dance American Dance Theater and Bristol-Myers Squibb, maker of the anti-H.I.V. drug Reyataz. As the New York Times describes it: Starting in 2006, Bristol-Myers Squibb has held a contest soliciting stories of survival called Fight … Continue reading →

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Mitt Shoe Leather

Politico’s Ben Smith fires up The Wayback Machine to deliver this 1994 video of Mitt Romney (R-Your Doorstep) retail politicking for the Massachusetts U.S. Senate seat:   Good to know he was just as awkward with people then as he … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry & Thrust (Iowa Blitz Edition)

Rick Perry (R-New Hampshire Caucuses) is ramping up his marketing efforts in Iowa, where they acually do hold caucuses. From MSNBC’s First Read: Perry pushes new Iowa mailer, TV ad WEST DES MOINES, Iowa — Thirty-three days and counting till … Continue reading →

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Kurt Vonnegut-Check: NYT Gets It Wrong

In her review of the posthumous John Updike collection Higher Gossip, New York Times book critic Michiko Kakutani writes: As for fellow American writers, Updike connects the dots between their life experiences and their artistic visions. He describes Kurt Vonnegut’s view … Continue reading →

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The Bain Of Mitt Romney’s Existence (II)

Campaign Outsider Trademark News Trifecta™: The hardreading staff has recently stumbled upon three noteworthy reports about the business background of Mitt Romney (R-GOP Hair Apparent). #1: The Atlantic’s December piece headlined “Romney’s Business: The Republican Contender Touts His Business Experience … Continue reading →

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Let The $4 Billion Rumpus Begin! (Thrifty Obama Edition)

Barack Obama (D-I Need You to Do Me a Favor) has launched his first ad campaign with a small buy on national satellite television (DISH, DirectTV). Via MSNBC’s First Read: The ads, per NBC’s Alex Moe, urge supporters to go … Continue reading →

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My New York Daily News Debut

Back when I was in high school, I used to send crank Letters to Editor of the New York Daily News that invariably began one of two classic Daily News ways: 1) “Where do you get off . . .” … Continue reading →

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