Author Archives: Campaign Outsider

Hawaii Five-0 Takes The Oy Train

This might be the worst sellout ever in primetime TV product placement. From a recent episode of Hawaii Five-0: Actually, that’s not product placement – that’s a friggin’ commercial. And friggin’ insulting. Not to mention the incessant Chevrolet flogging on the show. Enough already, CBS! Originally … Continue reading

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Moronic Statement o’ the Year (Francesco Schettino Edition)

This coveted award is being bestowed at an unprecedented early date thanks to the absolute inanity of Francesco Scattino – sorry, Schettino – aka Captain Chicken of the Costa Concordia. The hardworking judges chose the winner from a photo finish … Continue reading

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Newt Dawn? Gingrich Seizes His “Moment”

From MSNBC’s First Read: Relishing in controversy, Gingrich cuts ad out of debate moment [From the Campaign Outsider Syntax Squad: No, guys – you either relish something or revel in it. Pick one.] To continue: No one can say that … Continue reading

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Occupy Boston Romance Edition)

First there was this piece in the Boston Globe: Couple found love at Occupy Boston A bond forged in crowd who shared fervent beliefs November 15 was a busy day at Occupy Boston. Hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons was speaking at the … Continue reading

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Let The $4 Billion Rumpus Begin! (South Carolina Square Dance Edition)

The hits just keep on comin’ in South Carolina. Exhibit A: The first negative ad from Rick Santorum (R-No More Mr. Nice Dweeb).   Campaign Outsider Verdict (pat. pending): Too little, way too late. Exhibit B: Yet another Ron Paul … Continue reading

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That’s Just So Mean! (Ma Ying-jeou Edition)

The New York Times coverage of Taiwanese President Ma Ying-jeou’s re-election featured this photograph of his victory speech: Really? Is that right?

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PAC Attack! Handy Clip ‘n’ Save Guide (II)

Oops! The hardworking staff missed this Super PAC: Pro-Stephen Colbert Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (news) Sorry about that. Cheers, Campaign Outsider for a Better Tomorrow’s Post, Tomorrow

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Dead Blogging The GOP South Carolina Debate

Once around Myrtle Beach, James, and don’t spare the horses. • If you picked “capitalism” or “felons” for your drinking game, you were knee-walking by 9:22. • The audience also seemed to be drinking. • Mitt Romney (R-I Wouldn’t Do … Continue reading

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PAC Attack! Handy Clip ‘n’ Save Guide

You can’t spit without hitting a Super PAC in the GOP presidential primary, as this helpful chart from Time graphically illustrates (through 1/12/12). Here’s a different way of configuring the list, with links to the groups and related news stories: … Continue reading

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