The Hardworking Staff Gets A Letter From Mitt Romney

From our Fan Mail from Some Flounder(ing Campaigns) desk

Yesterday it was the Missus who received a money-grubbing letter from Ann Romney (via the Republican National Committee).

Today it’s the hardworking staff receiving a money-grubbing letter from Mitt Romney (via the Republican National Committee).

Opening the envelope now . . .

The letter (close-captioned for the Romney-impaired):

Dear [Hardworking Staff],

Growing up, I was fortunate to have been an eyewitness [at an appropriate distance] to the American Dream. Ordinary people [whom I observed at an appropriate distance] worked hard, seized opportunities, and hammered out a legacy of prosperity [or more often, not] and hope for their children and grandchildren.

That was then. This is now.

Because of President Obama’s failed policies [to cut taxes on the rich], the American Dream [for the 1%] is in dire jeopardy, prosperity is out of reach for many – if not most – [really rich] Americans, and hope is fading fast. That’s the Obama legacy.

And that’s why we must hold him to one (absymal) term. 

For the record: the hardworking staff is a registered Independent; we got this letter most likely because we subscribe to The Weekly Standard.

Regardless, as the Missus said:

Move along. Nothing to collect here.

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2 Responses to The Hardworking Staff Gets A Letter From Mitt Romney

  1. Michael Pahre says:

    You’re a “registered Independent”? In the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, a “registered Independent” means that you are registered for the Massachusetts Independent Party.

    If you mean that you enrolled for no party, then your registration is “unenrolled.”

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