From our Fan Mail from Some Flounder(ing Campaigns) desk
Yesterday it was the Missus who received a money-grubbing letter from Ann Romney (via the Republican National Committee).
Today it’s the hardworking staff receiving a money-grubbing letter from Mitt Romney (via the Republican National Committee).
Opening the envelope now . . .
The letter (close-captioned for the Romney-impaired):
Dear [Hardworking Staff],
Growing up, I was fortunate to have been an eyewitness [at an appropriate distance] to the American Dream. Ordinary people [whom I observed at an appropriate distance] worked hard, seized opportunities, and hammered out a legacy of prosperity [or more often, not] and hope for their children and grandchildren.
That was then. This is now.
Because of President Obama’s failed policies [to cut taxes on the rich], the American Dream [for the 1%] is in dire jeopardy, prosperity is out of reach for many – if not most – [really rich] Americans, and hope is fading fast. That’s the Obama legacy.
And that’s why we must hold him to one (absymal) term.
For the record: the hardworking staff is a registered Independent; we got this letter most likely because we subscribe to The Weekly Standard.
Regardless, as the Missus said:
Move along. Nothing to collect here.