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Mitt Romney: The GOP’s Default Nominee

It’s clear that Mitt Romney (R-Cheesy Grits His Teeth) will limp to the Republican presidential nomination, but he’s getting a real tune-up in the process, especially in light of his third-place finish in Tuesday’s Alabama and Mississippi primaries. From ABC’s … Continue reading

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Let The $4 Billion Rumpus Begin! (Obamarama Edition)

Because we’re all about you splendid readers, the hardworking staff signed up for a preview of Barack Obama’s hagiographic video The Road We’ve Traveled, scheduled to be released this week. And so far we’ve gotten these emails: 1) 2) Note … Continue reading

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Let The $4 Billion Rumpus Begin! (Paul On Santorum Edition)

Ron Paul (R-Does This Shirt Fit?) has found his Motor City mojo with this “devastating ad that excoriates Rick Santorum for voting to raise the debt ceiling five times, double the size of the Department of Education, create the Medicare … Continue reading

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Shocking! Super PAC Runs Positive Ad!!

When Foster Friess, Rick Santorum’s Sugar Daddy, isn’t making lame jokes about women and Bayer aspirin and  keeping their knees together, he’s usually shoveling money into the pro-Santorum Super PAC Red White and Blue Fund to underwrite trash-talking TV spots … Continue reading

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Let The $4 Billion Rumpus Begin! (Chamber of Commerce Edition III)

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce, which has already been plenty active in promoting its legislative and electoral preferences, has launched a new $10 million ad campaign targeting “12 House and eight Senate races as part of an effort referred to … Continue reading

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Obamas Go Fundraising, After A Fashion

The latest style among the Grand Old Pruneface set is bashing Barack Obama’s air-kissy connection to the New York fashion industry. Start with this item in yesterday’s Politico Morning Score: OUT THIS MORNING – RNC WEB VIDEO HITS OBAMA FOR … Continue reading

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Pro-Romney PAC “Restore Our Future” Director Has A Checkered Past

Mitt Romney (R-How Ya Like Me Now?) is apparently riding on the coattails of Willie Horton in the GOP presidential primary race. From Politico’s Morning Score: THE CREATOR OF THE WILLIE HORTON AD IS BEHIND ROMNEY’S SUPER PAC SPOTS: In this … Continue reading

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Newt Gingrich’s Suckabee Ad

The Florida GOP presidential primary has turned into a Who Struck John, and this is the latest roundhouse from Newt Gingrich (R-Callista):   Except former GOP presidential flameout Mike Huckabee does not approve this message.  From Politico’s Morning Score: HUCKABEE … Continue reading

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For Romney, NBC = Not Being Co-opted

As the GOP presidential primary campaign heats up in Florida, new ad from Mitt Romney (R-No More Mr. Nice Mitt) channels NBC Nightly News anchor Tom Brokaw circa 1997.  From Politico’s Morning Score: ROMNEY’S NEW AD HIGHLIGHTS GINGRICH’S 1997 ETHICS … Continue reading

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Let The $4 Billion Rumpus Begin! (Romney “Blood Money” Edition)

Leading indicator that the Gingrich-industrial complex has hit DEFCON 1 (via Politico’s Morning Score): “BLOOD MONEY” – GINGRICH SUPER PAC TO ATTACK ROMNEY AS A MEDICARE CON ARTIST: “Winning Our Future released a clip on Thursday of a seven-minute online documentary … Continue reading

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