Rachel Maddow In The Wayback Machine

Not long after the hardworking staff posted Rachel Maddow Gets The Gift That Keeps On Giving (which detailed a conservative Michigan outfit’s Freedom of Information Act request for Internet searches of Maddow’s reporting by state university professors, don’t ask), we came across this full-page Boston Globe ad that ran last year:

As the Boston Herald described it at the time:

Liberal TV lioness Rachel Maddow is demanding an apology from GOP U.S. Sen. Scott Brown for raising campaign dough on scuttlebutt she’s planning to run against him in 2012 – a false rumor that was actually trumped up by Bay State Democrats.

Which got the hardwondering staff to wondering: Any chance Maddow would run against Brown next year?

So we asked her:

Dear Ms. Maddow:

Here at the Global Worldwide Headquarters of Campaign Outsider, the hardworking staff has been following your Michigan FOIA rumpus with great interest.

In our background research, we came across the Boston Globe ad you ran last year blowtorching Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown (R-Why Am I Still Wearing Button-Down Shirts?)for fundraising off the false claim that you would run against him in the 2012 election.

Which got us to wondering – WOULD you run against him next year?

We eagerly await your reply.

Sincerely,

The hardworking staff at Campaign Outsider

(Ask for us by name)

www.campaignoutsider.com

We’ll keep you posted.

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Barry Bonds Is Going To Walk

It’s the trial nobody gives a damn about:

Former San Francisco Giant Balloon Head and bogus home run king Barry Bonds is currently in the dock for “lying to a U.S. grand jury in 2003 when he said he never knowingly used steroids, didn’t accept human growth hormone from his trainer and never received injections from anyone other than his doctors,” as the Wall Street Journal reports.

Big problem:

The federal judge in the trial “ruled inadmissible . . . a 2003 tape recording purportedly of two people who knew the former baseball star discussing Mr. Bonds and his steroid use.”

Dealing, so to speak, a serious blow to the prosecutor’s case.

Also this week (from our TMI desk):

After the prosecution rested its case Tuesday, Mr. Bonds’s lawyers filed motions to exclude testimony by his ex-girlfriend, Kimberly Bell, that Mr. Bonds’s testicles shrank during the time he allegedly used steroids. Ms. Bell acknowledged on the stand that in earlier interviews she exaggerated the shrinkage, and Mr. Bonds’s lawyers argued that measuring such shrinkage would require special instruments.

Special instruments also required to measure the Ick Factor in this case.

Regardless, no way Bonds winds up in jail.

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Style Bustin’: NECN Sues Dreadful Infomercial Show

From today’s Boston Herald:

NECN sues ‘styleboston,’ says show owes cable station

New England Cable News has slapped ex-Boston Common magazine honcho Terri Stanley and her TV show “styleboston” with a lawsuit, charging the lifestyle program owes NECN $73,000.

“Styleboston” debuted on NECN in 2009, but the cable channel dumped the show late last year over a “contract dispute” and Stanley took her program over to WCVB-TV (Ch. 5).

According to the lawsuit, the Comcast-owned NECN agreed to air and promote the first season of “styleboston” from September 2009 to September 2010 in exchange for $200,000.

The show has only ponied up $132,000 of it, though, which sort of annoyed NECN enough to file suit.

Meanwhile, styleboston has shifted its shifty infomercial content (most of the segments are sponsored – read, “paid for” – by their subjects) to WCVB.

“Styleboston” spokeswoman Jan Saragoni said the show’s attorneys are reviewing the lawsuit. “We’re hopeful and confident that all issues will be resolved,” said Saragoni. “The show is doing terrifically well on Channel 5.”

(Yeah, tell that to the real journalists at ‘CVB, who are ripping that the station is pawning styleboston’s marketing material off as editorial content.)

The hardworking staff has chronicled (don’t even ask how the folks at “Chronicle” feel about the “show”) styleboston’s spotty history from the start.

Now, we’re just rooting for the end.

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Rachel Maddow Gets The Gift That Keeps On Giving

MSNBC host Rachel Maddow was fairly bustin’ her buttons Tuesday night when she introduced a segment tagged “Search Me,” which detailed Freedom Of Information Act requests that targeted labor studies professors at state universities in Michigan.

The FOIA rumpus came to light last week compliments of Talking Points Memo:

Conservative Think Tank Seeks Michigan Profs’ Emails About Wisconsin Union Battle … And Maddow

A free enterprise think tank in Michigan — backed by some of the biggest names in national conservative donor circles — has made a broad public records request to at least three in-state universities with departments that specialize in the study of labor relations, seeking all their emails regarding the union battle in Wisconsin, Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI) and MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, TPM has learned.

TPM followed that up with this report on Tuesday:

Mackinac Center Explains Why It FOIA’d Emails About Rachel Maddow

Last week when news of their Freedom Of Information Act requests aimed at labor studies professors from state-run universities in Michigan broke, the conservative-leaning Mackinac Center For Public Policy think tank declined to talk about them. But on Monday night, in a long post on the center’s own website, the Mackinac staffer behind the FOIA requests offered a long explanation of why the center wants to know what Michigan labor studies professors were hearing and saying about Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI) and MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow.

The short version: Mackinac’s been at war with labor studies departments for years, and the fight in Wisconsin opened up a new front.

Tuesday night, Maddow was in her glory (video here), knowing full well she could dine on this like Daniel Schorr on Nixon’s enemies list.

That is, forever.

Eat well, Rachel.

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Nothing Trumps This

As short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump promotes his patently preposterous presidential pretensions (Birthers, Unite!), the current season of his thoroughly unwatchable Celebrity Apprentice surreality program breaks new ground in, well, surreality.

Via Mediaite (with video):

Cringetastic: Star Jones, Apparently Unclear On Marlee Matlin’s Deafness, Whispers In Her Ear

In a moment of delicious discomfort on Celebrity ApprenticeStar Jones decides to offer a suggestion to famously deaf actress Marlee Matlin. By whispering in her ear.

Matlin, who has an interpreter on the show, says through the interpreter (and by signing) “Star, I’m deaf, I can’t hear you.” It is truly every bit as bad as that sounds.

Pretty much like everything else associated with Trump.

Your hair joke goes here.

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That Was One Crappy NCAA Final Four Final, Yeah?

Dog of the Year?

In Monday night’s March/April Madness finale, UConn blowtorched Butler 53-41 in a game that wasn’t nearly as close as the final score indicates.

Via the Chicago Tribune:

Connecticut wins NCAA championship

Huskies hold Butler to record-low 18.8 percent shooting as Calhoun wins his 3rd title

If that wasn’t Butler’s Worst. Game. Ever, it’ll do till next season.

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The Redemption Unit, IX

(Previously on The Redemption Unit: IIIIIIIVVVIVII, VIII)

Waive Goodbye

Two weeks later, I was back. I hadn’t received my last paycheck, which I was counting on more than usual since I planned to head for the Midwest to settle unresolved issues with Miss Havisham. I marched into the Boston DO and walked down to the Assistant District Manager’s office.

I closed the door behind me. The ADM smiled.

“I figured you’d come in.”

“What happened to my last paycheck?”

“You’ll want to be sitting down for this. Remember how you used to work 30 hours during the week and four or five on Saturday?

“What of it?”

“Well, it turns out we paid you time-and-a-half for those Saturday hours when it should have been straight time. So you were overpaid – let’s see – by $215.”

“I never got no check for $215.”

“Very funny. Since the check for your last two weeks equals $200.10, we’ve recovered it against your overpayment.”

“You’re kidding.”

“Never kid a kidder, my father used to say.”

* * * * * * *

To Whom It May Concern:

I, John Redmond Carroll, authorize Michael Scott (or any reputable Union representative) to represent me in the matter of alleged overpayments to me. In my absence, I authorize him to take whatever action is necessary to reasonably resolve this alleged problem.

But there was no one to waive the overpayment for me, so they kept my last paycheck.

-30-

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Boston Globe, New York Times Kissin’ Cousins With Mitt Romney Campaign

From our Coincidental Coverage desk:

Remarkably similar pieces on Mitt Romney (R-We Don’t Need No Stinking Tie!) from Sunday’s Boston Globe and New York Times.

Globe headline:

Romney campaign shuns the limelight

Times headline:

Romney Explores a Run Without Saying So or Seeking the Spotlight

Globe photo:

Times photo:

Globe nut graf:

Four years ago at this time, Mitt Romney seemed to be everywhere at once, racing from appearance to appearance, and speech to speech, focusing with special zeal on the early primary states.

This time around, as a still-unannounced but all but certain contender, his strategy seems strikingly different: Don’t make noise. Be the grown-up in the mix. Dare, for the moment, to be typecast as dull.

Times nut graf:

Four years ago, he was turning up everywhere — Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina, Nevada — and even some admirers concede that he did not wear particularly well. Now, he is taking a low-key approach, staying out of sight as he travels nearly every day to reintroduce himself to voters on his own terms and to build a robust network of donors.

Further, the Times and the Globe cite the same campaign-trail anecdote, but with a difference.

Globe anecdote:

Romney spent the past two days in Las Vegas, making his first public appearances in a month — a strikingly light schedule for a top-tier presidential candidate. During the visit, he focused on the two issues he wants to be most closely attached to: the economy and foreign policy.

On Friday, he toured a depressed neighborhood lined with foreclosed homes as he continued trying to criticize Obama’s handling of the economy.

Dressed casually in Gap jeans (slightly frayed at the bottom), black loafers, and a buttoned shirt, Romney attempted a lighter, more laid-back tone to counter the staid reputation he had during the last campaign. When he approached a small gaggle of reporters standing outside the home, he looked around, smiled lightly, and said, “Old friends.’’

While walking through the neighborhood, one woman stopped her Chevrolet Silverado and yelled out to Romney that she had voted for him in 2008. “It’s not every day I find someone who voted for me,’’ he joked.

When the woman, Jennifer Fung, drove back about 15 minutes later to ask for an autograph, Romney was happy to oblige. “If by some chance I become something someday, that might be worth saving,’’ he told her. “Otherwise, put it in the circular file.’

Times anecdote:

In his last public appearance a month ago in a remote New Hampshire skiing town, he rushed toward the door when journalists tried to approach. But he smiled on Friday as he strolled through a subdivision with a half-dozen reporters in tow.

Jennifer Fung stopped her blue S.U.V. and rolled down the window. “I actually voted for you in the last election,” said Ms. Fung, who later added that she, like Mr. Romney, was a Mormon.

“How much do I owe you?” Mr. Romney joked as he hurried over.

Fifteen minutes later, she circled back around the block and asked for Mr. Romney’s autograph. He signed a white piece of paper and wrote the date, noting aloud that it was April Fool’s Day.

As he stuck his head in the passenger window of her vehicle, he said: “If by some chance I become something someday, that might be worth saving. Otherwise, put it in the circular file.”

Wait – did the same thing happen in Las Vegas and New Hampshire?

The Times and the Globe need to get their stories straight.

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It’s A Whole New Ballgame In Men’s Tennis

The future seemed so simple, didn’t it?

Roger Federer was fading, Rafael Nadal was surging.

Nadal, with his nine Grand Slam titles, would take a serious run at Federer’s record 16 Slams. It was just a matter of time.

Enter Novak Djokovic.

The Serbian Backboard has just taken two ATP finals from Nadal in as many weeks. The latest (from the Miami Herald):

Novak Djokovic outlasts Rafael Nadal in a third-set tiebreaker

Three hours had gone by, 194 points had been played under the scorching sun, Rafael Nadal had changed his sweat-drenched shirt 10 times, and still it was anybody’s guess who would win the Sony Ericsson Open men’s final Sunday.

The top-ranked Nadal and No. 2 Novak Djokovic were deadlocked and running out of energy heading into the final-set tiebreaker as a lively crowd of 14,625 — the largest ever to watch the championship in Key Biscayne — enjoyed every minute of the compelling action. After lopsided results in the men’s semifinals and women’s final, the audience was finally getting its money’s worth.

Djokovic rallied from a set down to beat Nadal 4-6, 6-3, 7-6 (7-4) in a match that lasted 3 hours 21 minutes. When it was finally over, when the Serb’s forehand cross-court winner whizzed out of Nadal’s reach on match point, he raised his arms skyward and roared, as he did when he first won this tournament in 2007. And the Djokovic fans serenaded their hero with “No-lay! No-lay!” — his Serbian nickname.

Nadal reacted in his usual classy way:

“I was there, fighting until the last point, nothing left in my body right now,” Nadal said. “That’s sport. I love these kind of matches. But for sure, I love to win, not lose.”

He was asked why he went for an ice scarf after the first set, and why he was bending over after the match.

“Well, it was very, very hot outside, you were there?” he asked the reporter. When the reporter said she was in the shade, he smiled. “You were in the shade, so you weren’t there. It was very, very hot. I sweat crazy, like 10 T-shirts. I was seriously very tired at the end. But I was fighting until the last point because I felt if I am tired, the other one must be tired, too. The hot and the sun is for both of us.”

Djokovic, for his part, was upbeat, but modest.

“I know I had the best start of the season, no question about it, it’s the best four months of my life,” he said. “But it’s only the start of the season. It’s a bit early to talk about getting that top spot. It’s still quite a big difference. Rafa is definitely the best player in the world now.

“If I want the No. 1 ranking, I need to play consistently throughout the year. We all know clay is Rafa’s favorite surface and somewhere I haven’t had a lot of success.

Bring on the French Open!

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (MBTA Edition)

Sunday’s Boston Globe has MBTA general manager Richard Davey giving something up:

T’s general manager commences car-free life by donating vehicle to charity

Richard A. Davey has given up his car. Not just for the week, or for the month, but for good.

The MBTA general manager and his wife took the plunge into car-free living last week, donating their sole set of wheels, a sparingly driven Nissan Altima, to the Home for Little Wanderers.

The Sunday Boston Herald, by contrast, has Davey taking something on:

As Herald photo illustrations go, this one’s a bit ham-handed (and hammy), but the story’s a good get.

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