Boston Herald Right Hand, Meet Boston Herald Left Hand

Two weeks ago, the Boston Herald ran this:

Boos for Whitey Bulger costume

Murder victim’s brother upset by iParty jumpsuit

Dedham-based party supply retailer iParty is selling a particularly scary Halloween costume this year — a prison jumpsuit based on captured Southie gangster James “Whitey” Bulger’s recent attire — and some family members of his alleged victims aren’t amused.

“It would be insane. It’s sick to think anybody would want to wear it,” said Steven Davis, whose sister,…

(The rest of the article is archived; the hardworking staff could have paid $3.95 to get it, but then we’d have to kill ourselves.)

Fast forward to today, and the feisty local tabloid features this:

Hey trick-or-treaters… take a page from us!

This Halloween, the must-have costumes are ripped from the headlines — and they’re easy to make. Here are six front-page looks that’ll make you a trick-or-treating star.

Whitey Bulger & Catherine Greig

Get Whitey’s fresh-from-Santa-Monica style with a prison jumpsuit that reads “Busted” on the front and “Whitey” on the back ($39.99, bald cap $3.99, both at iParty/iparty.com); beard $19.99 at rickysnyc.com. Channel moll Catherine Greig’s cat-loving ways with a “Crazy Cat Lady” top from Pajama Party in Quincy Market/www.nightshirtstogo.com ($26) . . .

So the Herald goes from sympathy to party! in one easy step. It would be scary if it wasn’t so sad.

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That’s Just So Mean! (Hillary Clinton Hair Edition)

From this week’s Parade Celebrity file:

Hillary Clinton’s Hair-Raising Comment

“In the middle of the next big crisis, I’m cutting my hair. Believe me, we won’t be reading about what war is going on.”

—Hillary Clinton, who turns 64 today, on coverage of her coif
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The caricature in Parade’s dead-tree edition is even meaner.

Trust us if you can’t find it.

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NPR=National Public Rehab For Eliot Spitzer

The hardworking staff yields to no one in its admiration for the work of Guy Raz, anchor of NPR’s Weekend All Things Considered.

Then again . . .

Sunday’s WATC edition featured a segment, Today’s Wall Street Not Much Different From 2008, that included an interview with disgraced former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, who also failed to distinguish himself as a CNN primetime host.

Identified as the “Sheriff of Wall Street” in the segment, Spitzer said this about the financial shenanigans of the past few years:

Small investors are sold stuff that they should not be sold. [Wall Street banks] have sold a product to the public and then bet against it -– they have designed it to fail.

Spitzer continued:

How can you do that? How can any self-respecting person in business do that?

Seriously? Client 9 criticizing others for not being self-respecting people?

Don’t get us wrong: We’re not trying to equate being Client 9 with driving people into Chapter 13.

But when NPR lets Eliot Spitzer pass himself off as a moral compass, they really need to check their bearings.

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NYT’s Ross Douthat Says Romney Will Do That

New York Times op-ed columnist Ross Douthat, a.k.a. The Weakest Link, has officially anointed Mitt Romney (R-I’m Still Speaking) the inevitable GOP 2012 presidential nominee:

Ignore the Politico daily briefings, the Rasmussen tracking polls, the angst from conservative activists over Romney’s past deviations and present-day dishonesties. Please ignore me as well, should campaign fever inspire a column about the Santorum surge or the Huntsman scenario. Because barring an unprecedented suspension of the laws of American politics, Mitt Romney has this thing wrapped up.

Maybe, but the hardworking staff certainly likes the part about ignoring Ross Douthat.

As of right now.

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As Dorothy Parker Once Said . . .

. . . to her childhood home, “Fare thee well.”

From Friday’s New York Times:

To Fan Fearing Wrecking Ball, the City Is Dorothy Parker’s

As Dorothy Parker once said, New Yorkers like her “take New York personally.”

What she meant, as she explained in a 1928 magazine essay, “My Home Town,” was that she felt tenderly “maternal” about the “nervous and fevered and dashing place” where she had lived most of her life and that anyone insulting the city would risk her vinegar wit.

So, in that spirit, Kevin C. Fitzpatrick, a 45-year-old aficionado of everything Dorothy Parker, has taken personally an effort by a landlord to tear down a piece of it — one of Parker’s several childhood homes on the Upper West Side.

As Dorothy Parker once said in another context:

What fresh hell is this?

(Helpful As Dorothy Parker once said primer here.)

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From Our Stating The Obvious Desk

ABC News political analyst Matthew Dowd filed this insight in his weekly contribution to the conventional wisdom beat:

After watching Fight Night in Vegas, or this week’s Republican debate, which heated up considerably, I was struck again by a truth in politics that is often missed in the coverage: Presidential campaigns are fundamentally not about issues; they are about gut values and impressions voters have of the man or woman running for the highest office.

Really – often missed?

Like no one has ever evaluated the Shotgun Index, as in which presidential candidate would you rather drive cross country with? Or who would you rather have a beer with?

Three words, Matthew:

George W. Bush.

 

 

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Mitt Romney Is A Moron

Quadrennial White House wannabe Mitt Romney (R-Oops! . . . I’m Running Again) has to be the least funny politician ever.

From Matt Viser’s toe-curling report in Friday’s Boston Globe Political Notebook about Romney’s campaign swing through Iowa:

When a woman dropped her camera on the floor, and the batteries spilled out, Romney cracked: “You’ve got to get them in the right order or the pictures will be upside down. Just kidding.’’

But the real e-Viser-ation was this:

By the time he got to his last stop, in Council Bluffs, Romney delivered what at times felt like a stand-up comedy routine. In describing his economic proposal, he said: “I’ve got a 59-step program. The guys at Alcoholics Anonymous would say, ‘59 steps is too many.’ ’’

Rule #1: No teetotaler should ever make an Alcoholics Anonymous joke.

Ever.

Period.

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BADvertising: Consumerist Has the Winning Losers!

The Consumerist has announced the results of its 2nd annual Worst Ad in America poll, and they have a winner!

Handy chart of the finalists:

As you can see, the clear winner is Luvs’ Poop, There It Is!, a concept with a capital K if there ever was one.

Other worsts:

Most Grating Performance By A Human: The AT&T Flash Mob Dancer just barely edged out Flo the Progressive Insurance Lady

Group That Ought to Go Its Separate Ways: The Esurance Staff

Most Irritating Animated Actor: The CarFax Fox by a nose over the Aflac “major medical” pigeon

Celebrity Who Could Probably Use A New Manager Right Now: Hulk Hogan & Troy Aikman
for Rent a Center

And much more! Check them out –  voting is closed, but it’s fun just to play along at home.

Originally posted on New! Improved! Sneak ADtack 

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Occupy Wall Street Goes Commercial

The Occupy Everything set has apparently gotten fed up with establishment media drive-by hits like this and this from the Wall Street Journal.

So the Occupyniks have decided to create their own media vehicles, starting with print publications ranging from the The Occupied Wall Street Journal to The Occupy Boston Globe (via the indispensable Dan Kennedy).

It’s all part of Occupy Wall Street, the Brand according to Advertising Age:

Many conservative commentators — and even some liberal wags — have complained about how mushy the Occupy Wall Street movement can seem. (“What are their specific demands?” Or: “They have way too many weird and specific demands!”) But I think what’s remarkable about the movement — and is a huge part of the reason it’s gained traction so quickly — is that “Occupy” has turned out to be an incredibly powerful and extensible brand. From Occupy Together as a general rubric for protests beyond Wall Street, to the slew of city-specific protests (Occupy San Francisco, Occupy DC, Occupy London, etc.), the notion of Occupy clearly resonates.

And it may soon resonate on local television screens.

Via AlterNet:

Conservative groups are currently running ads on cable news accusing Occupy Wall Street of anti-Semitism. Right-wing media, and even the Republican National Committee, are piling on those attacks.

Soon, however, Occupy Wall Street will begin running a television ad of its own. The ad features a diverse set of protesters speaking directly into the camera what they hope the movement will achieve. Here it is:

This is getting interesting, no?

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Let The $4 Billion Rumpus Begin! (Ron Paul Twofer Edition)

Congressman Ron Paul (R-Anyone Seen My Right Eyebrow?) may be – actually, has been – marginalized by the mainstream media, but he’s nonetheless managed to mainstream himself in paid media.

Paul is the only GOP presidential hopeful who’s run actual TV spots as opposed to who-gives-a-crap web videos.

Right now he’s got two new commercials running in four early-voting states. From ABC’s The Note:

Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, has come out swinging with two new ads that are part of a two-week multi-million dollar advertising bliz to introduce the presidential candidate to voters in the early-voting states of Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Nevada.

The first is a 30 second spot called  “Plan,” which rolls out Paul’s newly revealed economic blueprint.

Paul’s plan would cut 1  trillion from the federal budget by eliminating five cabinet level departments and ending all foreign wars and aid.

The second is a 60-second spot dubbed “Consistent,” which blasts Mitt Romney, Rick Perry  and, for the first time, Herman Cain for supporting the government’s Troubled Asset Relief Program, or TARP.

“Plan:”

 

“Consistent:”

 

No question Paul has an advertising Plan. And he’s been Consistent in putting money behind it.

Mitt Romney and Rick Perry, take note.

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