Downton Crabby: Brits Bash PBS Over Knockoff Merch

As the New York Times recently reported, the PBS hit Downton Abbey has spawned a cottage industry of  spinoffs for booksellers and publishers.

Oh yes – and jewelry makers.

From the U.K. Daily Mail:

Downton Shabby: Unofficial collection of jewellery unveiled by U.S. TV network

With its memories of a bygone age and class, Downton Abbey has proven to be as big a hit in America as in Britain.

But despite being showered with awards across the Atlantic, producers of the ITV period drama are less than happy after an American TV network launched a collection of somewhat tasteless themed jewellery.

Producers Carnival were forced to call in lawyers to stop the Public Broadcasting Service, the US network that airs Downton Abbey, from naming jewellery after the show’s most famous character, Lady Mary Crawley.

Helpful graphic:

PBS: Public Broadcasting Scamsters.

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Reagan Dissed Gingrich – Wait, Gingrich Dissed Reagan

From our Cognitive Dissonance Desk:

Super PAC Restore Our Future – a wholly owned (but not coordinating) subsidiary of the Romney-industrial complex – is currently running this ad in Florida, which aims to debunk the current claims by Newt Gingrich (R-Ronnie) that he’s the heir to the Reagan mantle.

 

But there’s a counter-narrative (in the National Review) that claims Gingrich routinely insulted Reagan in the 1980s:

The best examples come from a famous floor statement Gingrich made on March 21, 1986. This was right in the middle of the fight over funding for the Nicaraguan contras; the money had been cut off by Congress in 1985, though Reagan got $100 million for this cause in 1986. Here is Gingrich: “Measured against the scale and momentum of the Soviet empire’s challenge, the Reagan administration has failed, is failing, and without a dramatic change in strategy will continue to fail. . . . President Reagan is clearly failing.” Why? This was due partly to “his administration’s weak policies, which are inadequate and will ultimately fail”; partly to CIA, State, and Defense, which “have no strategies to defeat the empire.” But of course “the burden of this failure frankly must be placed first on President Reagan.” Our efforts against the Communists in the Third World were “pathetically incompetent,” so those anti-Communist members of Congress who questioned the $100 million Reagan sought for the Nicaraguan “contra” rebels “are fundamentally right.” Such was Gingrich’s faith in President Reagan that in 1985, he called Reagan’s meeting with Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev “the most dangerous summit for the West since Adolf Hitler met with Neville Chamberlain in 1938 in Munich.”

You decide: Newt Gingrich Reagan Groupie, or Newt Gingrich Reagan Grumpy.

The hardworking staff? We just don’t care.

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The Nym Wars, Appendix B

As the Sneak ADtackniks have previously noted, the nym wars are all about retaining anonymity online (in the form of pseudonyms) versus having some sort of digital passport like a Facebook sign-in.

Now comes a new front in the Battle Nym of the Republic:

Google+.

From the New York Times Bits blog:

In a Switch, Google Plus Now Allows Pseudonyms

Should people be allowed to use pseudonyms online?

It is a topic of much debate, with Facebook, Twitter and Google Plus each giving different answers. On Monday, Google will change the policy on its social network to permit nicknames and pseudonyms.

But wait – there’s a hitch:

[N]ot any pseudonym will pass muster. Google will allow nicknames, maiden names and pseudonyms if the person can prove to Google that he or she is known by that name elsewhere, in published material or on other social networks.

“We want to build a product that is for humanity at large, and we recognize people have many notions around identity and ways to represent themselves,” said Bradley Horowitz, a vice president of product who works on Google Plus. “We want to be as inclusive as possible while still ensuring the integrity of the system and the community.”

By “ensuring the integrity of the system and the community,” of course, Google means “still being able to track you and sell your data to our marketing community.” (See here for further details.)

In other words, a Google+ pseudonym will still be attached to your online identity. Which means it’s not really a pseudonym at all.

Welcome to the Potemkin Internet.

Originally posted on the Newer! Improveder! Sneak ADtack!

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Google Minus

Google’s newly announced changes to its privacy policy illustrate two essential facts of life:

1) Internet privacy is fading away like the Cheshire Cat, leaving only a big smile (not yours) behind.

2) Google’s got you by the short hairs.

From NPR’s blog, The Two-Way:

Yesterday afternoon Google announced it was making sweeping changes to its privacy policy beginning March 1. Users can’t opt out, so Google is beginning to send notice to its users via email and even on its homepage.

The big change is that Google will now track you across its services. In other words, Google will now, for example, be able to pair information it collects on its email service with information it collects on its search service to really target its advertising. In a blog post explaining the changes, Google says it will make the experience across its suite of products “more intuitive.”

Google’s sounding more like Mark (Datasucka) Zuckerberg every day.

Of course the predictable “Don’t Be Evil” chant has emerged in all its full-throated plaintiveness, but the corn is off the cob on this one, folks. In addition to the above-mentioned Google blog post, the tech behemoth is trying to soften the blow with cutesey newspaper ads that feature lots of non-threatening cartoon illustrations, such as this one:

Or this one:

Not many are saying thanks to Google right now, but believe me, Google’s saying it plenty about you.

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Brown/Warren Ceasefire Edition)

Now that the goo-goos have stopped cooing for a moment  about the Super PAC disarmament pact between likely U.S. Senate rivals Scott Brown and Elizabeth Warren,  it’s time for the real world to weigh in – specifically free speech advocates and hard-headed business folk.

And the local dailies have obliged. Start with Jeff Jacoby’s Boston Globe piece headlined “Shut up, they explained” (an always-welcome echo of the great Ring Lardner). Lede:

FOR SHEER antidemocratic gall, it is hard to top the so-called “People’s Pledge’’ signed on Monday by US Senator Scott Brown and Harvard law professor Elizabeth Warren. The agreement is designed to keep third-party advertising from playing a role in their closely watched race for the seat that Brown won in a special election in 2010. Of course there is not the slightest chance the deal will actually keep independent ads off the airwaves or the Internet between now and November’s election. Yet Brown and Warren claim to be sincere in their determination to keep third parties from trying to influence this year’s campaign.

If so, shame on them.

Jacoby contends that the deal is not in the public interest, as the prospective candidates say, only in their own.  “Even for a pair of Massachusetts politicians,” he writes,” it takes remarkable chutzpah to demand that citizens stifle themselves about a political choice that may affect their families and fortunes for years to come.”

By “citizens,” of course, he means deep-pocketed special interests. Then again, if corporations can be people, why not citizens as well?

Boston Herald columnist Jessica Heslam, by contrast, examines the business side of the equation:

Pols’ pact could cost local TV

The pact between U.S. Senate rivals Scott Brown and Elizabeth Warren to block political attack ads from outside groups has First Amendment advocates fuming and could cost Boston TV stations millions in potential revenue — although one former exec believes there’s plenty of money to go around.

Heslam touches on First Amendment issues (“probably lawful,” says civil-rights attorney Harvey Silverglate) and the potential financial fallout (the agreement won’t stick, says broadcast consultant Ed Goldman).

But here’s the hardworking staff’s favorite part:

The campaigns are planning to send letters to all media outlets, asking them to respect their agreement and to reject ads placed by outside groups in the race.

Shut up! No explanation needed, right?

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“Nobody Loves [Mitt Romney]” Video Goes Viral?

Mitt Romney (R-Lookin’ for Love in All the Wrong Places) is getting tubed on YouTube, according to techPresident:

Mitt Romney is the subject of a viral video called “Nobody Loves Me,” which highlights some of Romney’s more awkward campaign stops and the Republican party’s lukewarm reaction to the candidate.

Said video:

 

That’s a big ouch.

Then again, the video has only gotten 20,532 views at post time. Which makes you wonder what qualifies as “viral” down there at techPresident.

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U.S. Chamber Of Commerce Wants To Socialize With You

From Politico’s Playbook:

STATE OF THE ART: In conjunction with the State of the Union, the U.S. Chamber is up with a nationwide with a series of ads featuring QR codes. When scanned by a mobile device, the codes pre-populate a tweet on the users’ mobile device that says: “During #SOTU I want to hear @WhiteHouse #GetSerious about #jobs,” and link to the Chamber’s five point jobs plan.

Campaign Outsider Venial Synergy Alert (pat. pending) 

The Chamber also sponsored that particular edition of Playbook:

** A message from the U.S. Chamber: Ahead of tonight’s State of the Union Address, the business community is highlighting its American Jobs and Growth Agenda. Join us on Twitter and tell Washington to #GetSerious about jobs. With unemployment above 8% for nearly three years straight, it’s time to get serious and get Americans back to work. **

Not to get technical about it . . .

Regardless, here’s the Chamber ad:

Stick that in your QR and smoke it.

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Dead Blogging The State Of The Union Address

Once around the SOTU, James, and don’t spare the horses:

• Barack Obama’s “Ballad of a Thin Man”: Send me a bill that . . .  Smart way to lay it all off on Congress.

• Osama bin Laden gets posthumous standing ovation.

• It’s 9:16, GOPniks. Do you know where your class warfare is?

• If you picked “jobs” for your drinking game, you were knee-walking by 9:29

• “The state of the union is getting stronger.” But the speech isn’t.

• Obama lumps Ford in with General Motors, Chrysler  government-funded resurrection. Except Ford didn’t take bailout money.

• Also, Obama talks about American-made cars from Detroit, Toledo, Chicago – but not Tennessee or Arkansas. Is that because American-made foreign cars don’t count? Or is it that right-to-work states don’t count?

• Obama says he won’t walk away from “the promise of clean energy.” But he does walk away from Solyndra.

• Why can’t Congress be more like a military man?

• The rest of the SOTU could only be heard by cash registers.

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Cozy Business At The Boston Globe?

The hardworking staff is not jumping to any conclusions here, but consider this confluence of coverage:

Sunday’s Boston Globe featured this Q&A with Jennifer Chayes, managing director of Microsoft Research New England:

Where creativity meets technology

Jennifer Chayes is the Managing Director of Microsoft Research New England in Cambridge, which she cofounded in July 2008. On Wednesday, Chayes will participate in a panel discussion on the importance of STEM – science, technology, engineering, and math – to building a talent pipeline in Massachusetts. The event is part of The Boston Globe’s “Building a Better Commonwealth’’ series of discussions aimed at making Massachusetts a more desirable place to live and work. Chayes spoke to Globe reporter D.C. Denison.

So, nice little synergy going on there.

(Coincidentally, Globe kissin’ cousin New York Times also featured Microsoft Research New England in its Sunday Styles section.)

Cut to Monday’s Globe, where an ad very similar to this appeared:

Building the Talent Pipeline

Building a Better Commonwealth Forum

Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Microsoft NERD Center, Cambridge, MA
(1st Floor Conference Room)

7:30-8:15am Registration/Continental Breakfast
8:15-9:30am Panel Discussion

Can Massachusetts create a better and brighter workforce by educating our younger generation in science, technology, engineering, and math (STEM)? The impact of STEM can be seen across every industry, in almost every company, and the competitive advantages of a STEM-trained workforce cannot be ignored.

Add your expertise to this lively interactive forum discussing the effects of STEM on the talent pipeline.

It’s time to lend your voice to the conversation.

FEATURED PANELISTS:

  • Jennifer Chayes, Distinguished Scientist & Managing Director, Microsoft Research New England
  • Dr. Yvonne Spicer, Vice President of Advocacy & Educational Partnerships, Museum of Science
  • Marcy Reed, President, National Grid Massachusetts
  • Jondavid “JD” Chesloff, Executive Director, Massachusetts Business Roundtable
  • David Cedrone, Executive Director, Massachusetts Governor’s STEM Advisory Council
  • Moderated by Shirley Leung, Business Editor, The Boston Globe

FEATURED SPEAKER:

  • Chris Mayer, Publisher, The Boston Globe

The hardworking staff will be the first to acknowledge that this isn’t mortal synergy.

At worst, it’s venial synergy.

But it’s still kind of wrong.

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Dead Blogging The Tampa GOP Presidential Primary Debate

It was the Dampa in Tampa last night as the GOP presidential candidates convened for  the first of two Florida bakeoffs this week.

And it was weak.

• If you picked “resigned in disgrace” for your drinking game, you were knee-walking by 9:15.

• Otherwise you were just-walking by 9:33 after Mitt Romney was done influence-paddling Newt Gingrich. The rest was simply marking time.

In other developments:

• Romney on his tax returns: It’s not me, it’s you.

• Overall, the debate was like driving the Pennsylvania Turnpike: Spasms of interest connected by long stretches of boredom.

• Drudge Insta-poll:

• Nuf Ced.

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