The Secrets Life Of Marketers

Must-read cover piece in Sunday’s New York Times Magazine, detailing the means and methods marketers exercise to extract consumer information that nails you to the selling post:

How Companies Learn Your Secrets

Andrew Pole had just started working as a statistician for Target in 2002, when two colleagues from the marketing department stopped by his desk to ask an odd question: “If we wanted to figure out if a customer is pregnant, even if she didn’t want us to know, can you do that? ”

Pole has a master’s degree in statistics and another in economics, and has been obsessed with the intersection of data and human behavior most of his life. His parents were teachers in North Dakota, and while other kids were going to 4-H, Pole was doing algebra and writing computer programs. “The stereotype of a math nerd is true,” he told me when I spoke with him last year. “I kind of like going out and evangelizing analytics.”

As the marketers explained to Pole — and as Pole later explained to me, back when we were still speaking and before Target told him to stop — new parents are a retailer’s holy grail . . .

The Times piece proceeds to detail how marketers capture that grail – and a whole lot of other ones.

It’s called “predictive analytics,” and you should know as much about it as you can. The Times piece is a good start.

Campaign Outsider Bonus Sidebar (pat. pending):

Interesting post from Nick O’Neill’s blog:

How Forbes Stole A New York Times Article And Got All The Traffic

Seems Forbes.com swooped in and swiped the story from the Times, posting its basic elements on the Forbes website with better Search Engine Optimization:

The original title was “How Companies Learn Your Secrets”. Kashmir Hill, a writer at Forbes, realized this and quickly developed a condensed version of the article with a far more powerful title: “How Target Figured Out A Teen Girl Was Pregnant Before Her Father Did“. It cut out the crap and got to the real shocker of the story. As of the writing of this story, the New York Times article has 60 likes and shares on Facebook versus 12,902 which the Forbes article has. The Forbes article also has a mind boggling 680,000 page views, a number that can literally make a writer’s career.

But not necessarily his good reputation.

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Sancta Santorum

GOP presidential bottle rocket Rick Santorum (R-Mommy Jeans) has recently latched onto a tactic first used by Sarah Palin in 2008: Barack Obama is not “one of us” and doesn’t love America. (Actually, she’s still at it.)

Back then, Palin quickly drew fire for the gambit, but that hasn’t kept Santorum from going down the same road.

The former Pennsylvania senator unveiled the ramp-up to this line of attack over the weekend when he said Obama’s out of step with mainstream Christianity:

Obama’s agenda is “not about you. It’s not about your quality of life. It’s not about your jobs. It’s about some phoney ideal, some phoney theology — not a theology based on the Bible, a different theology,” [Santorum] told a Tea Party gathering in Columbus, Ohio.

When challenged about the remarks, Santorum initially fell back on the non-retraction retraction: “If the president says he’s a Christian, he’s a Christian.” He then offered this:

“I am talking about his world view, and the way he approaches problems in this country. I think they’re different than how most people do in America,”

That essentially sidesteps the “phony theology” issue, but Santorum’s explanations are generally lamer than his wardrobe. What that response did do, though, was tee up the next part of the “not one of us” gambit.  As the Daily Beast reported Monday, Santorum is now questioning Obama’s patriotism:

Beyond [questioning] the president’s policies . . . Santorum used stark language to describe the existential threat that he said the Obama administration poses to the country itself—one as dangerous as our enemies during World War II, but coming from within our borders, not from across the ocean. “Sometimes you have to ask the question, whose side is he on?” he said.

This is a dangerous game Santorum is playing, going all in on social issues to the exclusion of economic ones.

We all know Santorum is holier-than-thou. Turns out he may be riskier-than-thou as well.

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Top Chef: You Gotta Try Boston!

Headline of full-page ad in Sunday’s Boston Globe:

HELP BRING

TOP CHEF

TO BOSTON

Obligatory button:

The ad is the most visible part of a campaign launched by Digitas and Mayor Tom Menino to bring Season 10 of Bravo’s popular cooking reality show to Boston.

There’s been a Facebook page up since the beginning of the month, and Menino has even posted a tweet urging the show to come here.

Keep it up, Mistah Mayah.

You’re cookin’!

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Quelle Horreur: No More Franc Exchanges For The French

Sad news (or quel fromage, as we say at the Global Worldwide Headquarters):

The storied currency of France is now officially defranct.

From Sunday’s New York Times:

As Old Francs Expire, France Makes a Small Mint

PARIS — Greece may be scrambling for revenue, but the French treasury has just banked some 550 million euros for doing nothing — simply letting the French franc, created in 1360, finally perish.

Friday was the last day that French francs could be turned into the Bank of France, the central bank, in exchange for the common European currency, the euro, a little more than a decade after it was introduced as bills and coins. The approximately 550 million euros represents the francs still outstanding, somewhere, which are now worthless, and which will be registered as revenue for the French state.

Campaign Outsider Flashback (pat. pending):

The hardworking staff (and the Missus) went to Paris in 2002 just as the euro was launched. You could buy one euro for 81¢ American at that point.

You bet we could afford the appetizers on that trip.

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Boston: We’re Number 20! (Poverty Index Edition)

In the wake of the remarkable statement by GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum (R-I Got Mine) that “There is income inequality in America. There always has been and, hopefully, and I do say that, there always will be,” New York Times columnist Charles M. Blow published this Poverty Top 40 chart in his latest piece:

Notice Boston’s ranking: #20 with a 23.3% poverty rate.

And notice New York’s ranking: #41 with a 20.1% poverty rating.

Who woulda thunk?

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Dead Blogging Photograph 51 At The Central Square Theater

Ever encounter a science teacher who made DNA interesting, entertaining, and just a little bit sad?

Us neither.

Until the hardworking staff (and the Missus) took in the Nora Theatre Company’s production of Photograph 51 at the Central Square Theater.

From the CST website:

In 1951, British biophysicist Rosalind Franklin became a research associate at King’s College in London, where her X-ray imaging revealed DNA’s double helix structure, leading to the Nobel Prize for Francis Crick, James Dewey Watson, and Maurice Wilkins. As told with wit and urgency by a chorus of scientists who relive the competitive chase to be the first to map the DNA molecule, Photograph 51 is the story of the fiercely independent spirit of a young, ambitious scientist and her unsung, trailblazing achievements.

Unsung because the male scientists essentially stole Franklin’s research to beat her to the DNA mapping according to Anna Ziegler’s play, which features vivid characters, solid staging, and an accessible narrative – something that really helps when you venture into Double Helix Land.

But don’t just take our word for it. Check out Don Aucoin’s Boston Globe review, which calls the production “bracingly intelligent.”

And brace yourselves for a smart night of theater.

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Disgracebook: Facebook Gets It Dead Wrong

Apparently your Facebook Timeline doesn’t end when your time on earth does.

Saturday’s Boston Herald front page:

From the Herald report:

Two of [Michael Marshalsea’s] daughters told the Herald they were shocked and dismayed that a ghoulish imposter took over their dead father’s [Facebook] profile, changing the former electrician’s “likes” – which ranged from the Patriots and the Bruins to fishing, boating and barbecuing – to video games, metal bands and Harry Potter.

The family got nowhere with Facebook until the Herald intervened, the Herald reports.

The social media behemoth took swift action after being contacted by the Herald and memorialized the account – basically freezing the account and thus preventing any further mischief.

The Herald also speculates on the motives for this digital grave robbing:

The power of a Facebook “like” may be behind what fueled the hijacking of a dead man’s Facebook account, most likely by overseas “black-hat hackers,” say cyber experts.

David Gerzof Richard, a social-media marketing professor at Emerson College, cited tech blogs that put a dollar amount on a single Facebook “like” from $3.60 to $136.78.

For 850 million Facebook users, not much to like about that.

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The Least Interesting Man In The World

MediaPost’s Marketing Daily reports that Colorado craft brewer Breckenridge Brewery has launched two new TV spots in its “Truth in Beervertising” campaign.

One of the new 30-second spots, dubbed “The Least Interesting Man in the World,” shows Breckenridge’s head brewer, Bob Harrington, standing motionless and staring with a blank expression as he watches bottle after bottle of the brand’s 471 IPA being capped by a brewery machine.

Harrington’s only line: “I like to drink beer. And when I do, I prefer good beer.” A voiceover concludes the spot with “Never stay thirsty, my friends.”

The spot:

 

Never stay bored, either.

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Invasion Of The Data Snatchers (Google Edition)

Yesterday it was Twitter engaging in misAPPropriation of smartphone users’ address book data.

Now it’s Google end-running privacy settings to monitor its search engine users.

From Friday’s Wall Street Journal:

Google’s iPhone Tracking

Web Giant, Others Bypassed Apple Browser Settings for Guarding Privacy

The relentless Julia Angwin co-writes:

Google Inc. and other advertising companies have been bypassing the privacy settings of millions of people using Apple Inc.’s Web browser on their iPhones and computers—tracking the Web-browsing habits of people who intended for that kind of monitoring to be blocked.

The companies used special computer code that tricks Apple’s Safari Web-browsing software into letting them monitor many users. Safari, the most widely used browser on mobile devices, is designed to block such tracking by default.

Google disabled its code after being contacted by The Wall Street Journal.

Of course they did.

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Product Placements Face Reality (Shows)

Reality check, via Media Dynamics:

The top 10 primetime shows for product placement activity on broadcast TV networks were all in the reality genre, according to Nielsen. Measuring 11 months in 2011, Nielsen found that Fox’s American Idol led the list with 577 “occurences,” followed closely be NBC’s The Biggest Loser with 533. Clearly, reality show producers are more amenable to product placements, compared to their counterparts making serious dramas, sitcoms or newsmagazines.

Clearly.

The Top 10:

It’s an amazing race . . . to the bottom.

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