From Wednesday’s New York Times Corrections:
NEW YORK
An article in some editions on Thursday about the approval of a $511 million loan to build a replacement for the Tappan Zee Bridge misstated the portion of the loan that could be spent on oyster bed restoration. It is $1.2 million, not $2.1 million.
Damn! And all this time we thought the oysters were sittin’ pretty.
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Best oyster quote ever (about tabloid publisher Sidney Kidd):
“The world’s his oyster with an R in every month.”
– C.K. Dexter Haven in The Philadelphia Story.
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Ok, that’s two in a row; what’s next, “Charade”?
You know what’s wrong with you? Nothing.
I’m yar.