Big Media Driving Ford

Former Tennessee congressman and current New York political heartthrob Harold Ford got the Big Interview Chair (and a nice cuddle) at the Wall Street Journal over the weekend, and today Ford gets a byline on the New York Times op-ed page.

In both instances Ford calls for tax cuts for businesses, more focused health reform legislation, and jobs jobs jobs. But in the WSJ he also gets to take a few whacks at interim Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-David Paterson).

Mr. Ford’s main criticism of Ms. Gillibrand—echoed by others—is that she’s little more than an acolyte of Democrat Chuck Schumer.

And so Ford is mulling over a primary challenge to Gillibrand in this fall’s Democratic Senate primary. From the Journal:

Anticipating criticism that a primary would be divisive and cost money better spent on the general election, Mr. Ford argues that it’s more important for voters to have the opportunity to choose the Democratic nominee. “In this race, the reality is that Senator Gillibrand was appointed by a governor who was not elected,” he said, referring to the fact that Mr. Paterson became governor when his predecessor, Eliot Spitzer, resigned in the wake of a prostitution scandal. “She is not the incumbent. New Yorkers have never had a chance to vote for her.”

One question: Will the Times and the Journal give Gillibrand a chance to whack back?

UPDATE: I forgot to mention the puff piece on Ford in the news section of Monday’s Times. It included this:

Mr. Ford has already lashed out at “party bosses” who, he says, are trying to protect Ms. Gillibrand from a challenge, and has latched on to the language [Massachusetts Senator-elect Scott] Brown used to describe a post in the Senate as “the people’s seat.”

What the Times big wet kiss did not include was this: Any response from those party bosses or Sen. Gillibrand or anyone.

It’s clear the Times wants Ford to launch a primary challenge to Gillibrand. But really, fellas, you’re gonna tear a ligament at this pace.

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Mitt Romney: Still Running Scared

Day Two in the Bunker for Willard Mitt Romney, former governor of Massachusetts and presidential flameout.

The hardworking staff at Campaign Outsider asked for Romney’s response to a critical Wall Street Journal op-ed last Friday, and we’ve yet to hear from his PACmen at Free and Strong America, an organization dedicated to raising money to fund whatever the Great Hairdo’s gonna do next, which remains unclear but apparently includes shining on legitimate questions from hardworking blogiators.

(Free and Strong? More like Fee and Strung Along.)

So we’ve resubmitted our query to the Romneyites.

Stay tuned.

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The Inestimable C.J. Chivers

New York Times reporter C.J. Chivers is back in Afghanistan after an absence of what seemed like forever (writing a book perhaps? Let’s hope).

Headline:

Foot on Bomb, Marine Defies a Taliban Trap

Tyler Hicks/The New York Times

Lance Cpl. Ryan T. Mathison, left, after stepping on a mine that did not go off. An ordnance disposal team destroyed the explosive. More Photos >

Lede:

SHOSHARAK, Afghanistan — If luck is the battlefield’s final arbiter — the wild card that can trump fitness, training, teamwork, equipment, character and skill — then Lance Cpl. Ryan T. Mathison experienced its purest and most welcome form.

On a Marine foot patrol here through the predawn chill of Friday morning, he stepped on a pressure-plate rigged to roughly 25 pounds of explosives. The device, enough to destroy a pickup truck or tear apart several men, was buried beneath him in the dusty soil.

It did not explode.

If Chivers, late of the Providence Journal, isn’t the best battlefield correspondent around, he’ll do until someone better comes along.

(And props to Tyler Hicks, photographer extraordinaire for the Times.)

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The E Is for Error

In the unending erosion of language standards in daily newspapers, this seems to be the weekend to toss homonyms around willy nilly.

Here’s former National Enquirer editor David Perel in a Wall Street Journal op-ed headlined “How the Enquirer Exposed the John Edwards Affair,” describing Edwards’ serial apologizing:

His sincerity was as egocentrically superficial as his infamous $1,250 haircut during the 2004 presidential race.

If this seems harsh, it’s an analysis borne of two and a half years uncovering the former North Carolina senator’s affair while I was editor in chief of the National Enquirer.

Excuse me – don’t you mean born?

Next up: New York Times wag Mark Leibovich’s Week in Review piece, “Massachusetts: Political Kingmaker, Political Heartbreaker.”

Massachusetts, [Boston media consultant Dan] Payne said, has always been overly romanticized by Democrats and ostracized by Republicans. It has produced a caste of wise men on the left (Tip O’Neill, Ted Kennedy,Barney Frank) and bogeymen on the right (Tip O’Neill, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank).

Excuse me – don’t you mean cast?

C’mon, guys, this isn’t exactly the pluperfect  subjunctive.

Which leads me to this:

WE NEED A SYN-TAX

One American dollar for every grammatical error, from misspellings to dangling participles.

Seriously, we could kiss the national debt goodbye about six weeks from now.

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What Is Mitt Romney Afraid Of?

It’s now been 24 hours since the hardworking staff at Campaign Outsider asked Mitt Romney’s peeps to reveal the Great Hairdo’s response to Friday’s Wall Street Journal column featuring this subheadline about the Massachusetts system of RomneyCare:

Mitt Romney should write off his health-care plan as a

mistake that Democrats have made worse.

Our press inquiry to Romney’s Free and Strong America political action committee said, in part:

Does Free and Strong America have a response to Kimberley Strassel’s column in Friday’s Wall Street Journal? Especially these passages:

“For all the benefits this contest held for the former governor, it also churned up what will prove the biggest obstacle to Romney 2012.

“Mr. Brown brazenly turned his Senate bid into a referendum on President Obama’s health plan, and voters rewarded him with a job. Yet ObamaCare’s model was the health reform inflicted on Massachusetts by a certain Republican governor in 2006, otherwise known as RomneyCare.

“That precursor shares many elements of Washington’s legislation, from an individual mandate, to employer taxes, to subsidized middle-class insurance. The program has bombed, creating giant costs while realizing minimal benefits. A big reason only 25% of Massachusetts voters strongly approve of ObamaCare is because of this experience.”

And:

“Mr. Romney’s subsidized coverage is meanwhile doing what entitlements do: crowding out private insurers, compounding the cost explosion, walking the state toward rationing. So long as the former governor clings to these central points of his health plan, he’s on the wrong side of free-market policy and public opinion.”

Please be specific in your response.

The response from Free and Strong America was . . . no response.

Free and Strong?

Hah!

More like Flee and So Long.

C’mon, Mitt. What are you hiding?

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Mittigation

Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has been widely proclaimed a winner in the improbable rise of new Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown (R- Want My Daughter’s Phone Number?), the flavor des jours of the news media (see here, here and here!).

But Wall Street Journal Potomac Watch diva Kimberley Strassel isn’t so sure. On Friday she wrote:

For all the benefits this contest held for the former governor, it also churned up what will prove the biggest obstacle to Romney 2012.

Mr. Brown brazenly turned his Senate bid into a referendum on President Obama’s health plan, and voters rewarded him with a job. Yet ObamaCare’s model was the health reform inflicted on Massachusetts by a certain Republican governor in 2006, otherwise known as RomneyCare.

That precursor shares many elements of Washington’s legislation, from an individual mandate, to employer taxes, to subsidized middle-class insurance. The program has bombed, creating giant costs while realizing minimal benefits. A big reason only 25% of Massachusetts voters strongly approve of ObamaCare is because of this experience.

But wait. There’s more.

Mr. Romney’s subsidized coverage is meanwhile doing what entitlements do: crowding out private insurers, compounding the cost explosion, walking the state toward rationing. So long as the former governor clings to these central points of his health plan, he’s on the wrong side of free-market policy and public opinion.

In the best journalistic tradition, the hardworking staff contacted Romney’s PAC, Free and Strong America, and asked the following question: Is what Kimberley Strassel wrote true?

Five minutes later, the Free and Strong Americans had yet to respond.

The hardworking staff will keep you posted.

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From the Mailbag . . .

This week, up to several missives poured into the Global Worldwide Headquarters of Campaign Outsider, much to the delight of the hardworking staff.

First up:

A letter from Bill Clinton (I/Me/Mine – Chappaqua, NY) headlined, “Lies, rumor-mongering, obstruction of progress . . . if we don’t stop Republicans now the change we all voted for will vanish.”

Memo to Bubba: The corn is off the cob, my friend, not to mention “obstruction of progress” has yet to be defined as a federal offense.

Next up:

A mailer for Newsmax.com offering Sarah Palin’s (almost) new book Going Rogue “for just $4.97  – save over $24 off the cover price!”

But wait. There’s more.

Plus we’ll send you another FREE bonus, a copy ofNewsmax magazine’s special report, Sarah Palin and “The Newer Feminism,” revealing how Sarah is changing the politics of womanhood.

Can’t wait.

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More Cave Drawings

Another gem from New York Times reporter Damien Cave, who’s chronicling Haiti’s earthquake hangover.

Exodus to Countryside Reverses Long Trend

Maggie Steber for The New York Times

Mikerlyne Dorvil, injured in Haiti’s earthquake, rested her head on her brother, Arckela, on Wednesday on a bus leaving Port-au-Prince for the countryside.

Cave’s (always compelling) lede:

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti — Arckela Dorvil carefully lifted his teenage sister from the road, practically holding his breath, trying desperately not to aggravate her wounded right side. He climbed into the back of a truck called Love Divine.

“Arcahaie, Arcahaie,” shouted one of the men, announcing the destination. “Dlo, dlo,” said another in Creole, selling water for the trip.

The other passengers waited. Normally, they would be scrambling for seats, but this time they held back. They all knew where the Dorvils were coming from. They all knew where they were going. Out, away from the destruction, the water shortages, the rancid stench of death, and back to the pastoral countryside where family and food were more plentiful.

“Plentiful,” of course,  is not a word commonly associated with Haiti.

More from Cave’s NYT piece:

Another tap-tap [on the side of the truck]. Another town: Carries, where the former dictator Jean-Claude Duvalier, known as Baby Doc, used to vacation, the town where the Dorvils needed to get off.

Mr. Dorvil ran down to the wharf and found a seat for his sisters near the front of a boat heading to Gonâve. He ran back to his sister. Leaning forward, he pulled her arms so she could rest on his back — she swore from the pain. Moving down the stairs of the boat deck brought more agony, then relief. “We’re almost home,” Mr. Dorvil said.

All around him were others making the same trek: men with sweaty brows, a woman with a bandaged leg, and too many mothers and babies to count.

Beautiful reporting.

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Format o’ the Day™

New U.S. Senator, new look.

Questions? Comments? Bitter recriminations?

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“No” Toaster

So the legendary Poe Toaster didn’t show.

Every year for the past 60, some “mysterious visitor” has left three roses and a half-bottle of cognac at Edgar Allan Poe’s grave in a Baltimore cemetery.

Except this year.

This year (via a Boston Globe Associated Press report),  Poe House and Museum curator Jeff Jerome decided to take “a select group of Poe enthusiasts [to] keepwatch over the graveyard.” Beyond that, “about three dozen [diehard Poe fans] stood huddled in blankets dring the overnight cold yesterday, peering through the churchyard’s iron gates hoping to catch a glimpse of the figure known only as the “Poe toaster.’’

Except he/she didn’t show.

“I’m very disappointed, to the point where I want to cry,’’ said Cynthia Pelayo, 29, who had stood riveted to her prime viewing spot at the gate for about six hours. “I flew in from Chicago to see him.’’

To review: someone who preserved his/her anonymity for six decades sees 40 or so people scattered around Poe’s grave and decides to take a pass this year and drink the half-bottle of cognac him/herself.

And Poe-dunk curator Jeff Jerome tells the AP, “I’m confused, befuddled.”

Hey – I’m befuddled.

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