Gi-SELL Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen’s midwife has delivered an exclusive interview to the Boston Herald, telling the breathless tabloid that “Bundchen had ‘no pain’ and ‘no fear’ during her natural childbirth in a bathtub in the Beacon Hill home she shares with husband Tom Brady [stats]” (football, presumably).

The midwife, Deborah Allen, also said that “Bundchen focused on breathing deeply so she could ‘relax and be present in the moment’ while she labored in the warm tub water.”

But . . . “Citing Bundchen’s privacy, Allen wouldn’t say who was present.”

Okay, wait – who was there is private, but it’s okay to reveal EVERYTHING ELSE? Including this?

[Allen] described a calm atmosphere with no bright lights or strangers. Bundchen was free to move around, “change positions, make sounds, drink, eat, receive affection and encouragement and rest”

Funny definition of privacy. Isn’t there some kind of midwife-patient confidentiality law? Allen told the Herald she “she hoped news of Bundchen’s unconventional birth would spur interest in natural childbirth.”

In other words, “Make Me a Supermidwife.”


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My Oh Mihos!

From old friend Mike Barry, who writes – wrote? – the always entertaining but thoroughly sporadic 201k blog:

So [Thursday] night at the Bruins game, a puck went into the stands and Christy Mihos (running for governor) caught it and tossed it to a kid in the section next to him. I was thinking, “in a crowd of almost 18,000, what are the odds of the guy running for governor catching a puck?” when another puck went whizzing in front of us and clunked the lady sitting directly in front of me off the head.

Substitute “Christy Mihos” for “the lady sitting directly in front me” and you have the Nutshell Library version of the convenience store king’s run for Massachusetts governor this year.

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Campaign Outsider Theater Festival™

The Missus and I took in the Saturday matinee of “All My Sons” at the Huntington Theater (no, we did not go for the Early Bird Special afterwards), and we both had the same thing to say about it.

Fabulous.

(Boston Globe review here.)

It’s not often we sit in a theater where the production is so compelling, it renders the audience motionless.

This one did.

Unfortunately, the show’s run ends today. Sorry we weren’t earlier to the party.

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Hey, WCVB: Say What?

Boston’s ABC affiliate WCVB had an *** EXCLUSIVE *** on Friday:  An interview with former Boston cop Justin Barrett, who was fired over a “racially insensitive e-mail” he sent to the Boston Globe in the wake of last summer’s Henry Louis Gates get-outta-my-house rumpus.

The report on WCVB’s website included this:

In the e-mail, Barrett called Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates a “jungle monkey.”

(Not to get technical about it, but in the e-mail Barrett actually called Gates “a banana-eating jungle monkey.”)

Regardless, as far as I could tell (there’s no video on the ‘CVB website), the report on NewsCenter 5 at 11 Friday night made no mention of what Barrett actually wrote that was so offensive – which only strengthened the disgraced cop’s argument that his civil rights have been violated.

Not exactly “News You Can Count On” from WCVB, is it?

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Rohde Warrior

The hardworking staff trooped over to the International House of Politics Friday afternoon to hear New York Times reporter David Rohde speak at the Joan Shorenstein Center (audio here).

Rohde, as you’ll doubtless remember, was held captive by the Taliban for seven months last year. At the Shorenstein event, he seemed to emphasize two things:

1) It’s no use building schools, hospitals, etc. in Afghanistan until some reliable security has been established there

2) The rank-and-file Taliban are flat out crazy (our words, not his)

An impressive/depressive presentation.

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Ads ‘n’ Ends

Who Dat Who Say Louisiana Is 1st in Ethics Disclosure Laws?

The Pelican State has hitched its wagon to the New Orleans Saints Super Bowl bid by running a national newspaper ad for Louisiana Economic Development headlined, “The Stats Don’t Lie.”

Alongside the Saints’ accomplishments on the field this year (1st in Touchdowns Scored, 1st in Points per Game, etc.) are Louisiana’s stats: 1st in New Jobs and Investment in the South (think Hurricane Katrina) and, less impressively, 1st Nuclear Module Manufacturing Facility in the U.S.

But then there’s this:

1st in Ethics Disclosure Laws.

Most people’s initial reaction would be, “good – since Louisiana has traditionally featured the most ethically challenged politicians in the nation.”

(See: Long, Huey and Long, Earl and Edwards, Edwin and etc.)

But wait. There’s more, according to this Times-Picayune piece last month:

BATON ROUGE — Some of the changes the Legislature made to state ethics laws in 2008 have hindered the operations and findings of the state Board of Ethics, a Baton Rouge-based governmental watchdog organization said in a report released Wednesday.

So Louisiana’s ethics disclosure reform has actually made it easier for Louisiana politicians to avoid ethics reform.

Huey Long would be proud.

White House Chief of Stuff (It)

Let’s stipulate, as they say on “Law & Order,” that Rahm Emanuel is an idiot.

(Exhibit Z: Emanuel’s calling a group of Democratic activists “f– retarded” according to a Wall Street Journal piece last week. )

Let’s also stipulate that the (for now) White House chief of staff richly deserves every dope-slap he’s gotten from the news media, including Lauren Beckham Falcone’s spanking in Thursday’s Boston Herald.

That said, Falcone’s piece does raise an interesting question. According to the redoubtable Dan Kennedy of Media Nation, Falcone has skin in this game:

Lauren Beckham Falcone has a good column in today’s Boston Herald, criticizing White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel for using the phrase “fucking retarded.” Falcone, who has a daughter with Down syndrome, writes:

Here’s the deal: the R-word is not an innocuous euphemism. It’s as hateful and belittling and bullying as racial slurs and homophobic epithets and sexual harassment.

So here’s the question.

In her piece, Falcone quoted former Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s very personal objection to Emanuel’s knuckleheaded comment:

Then Monday, the Pit Bull with Lipstick took a bite of the chief of staff. Sarah Palin, whose son, Trig, has Down syndrome, on Facebook called for ousting Emanuel.

Given that, shouldn’t Falcone have disclosed her own personal connection to the issue?

Don’t get me wrong – I have nothing but sympathy and respect for any family that faces these kinds of challenges. But from a journalistic standpoint, what’s the right thing to write?

Planned Puntinghood

From AlterNet:

Planned Parenthood Posts Pro-Woman Ad,

Putting the Pressure on CBS

With Super Bowl Sunday only a few days away, the fight over Focus on the Family’s overtly anti-choice ad featuring University of Florida quarterback Tim Tebow is catching on. On Tuesday, Planned Parenthood released an ad of its own, featuring Olympic gold medalist Al Joyner and former NFL player Sean James defending a woman’s right to choose. The online ad, which has gotten some 45,300 views on YouTube, steers clear of that particular phrase (let alone the word “abortion”), but it does present an effective rejoinder to Focus on the Family’s “Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life” theme.

Okay – so Focus on the Family’s pro-life commercial will draw 100 million viewers on Sunday’s CBS Super Bowl broadcast, while Planned Parenthood’s home video will score – what – 100,000 views on YouTube?

You do the math – political and otherwise.

If the pro-choice forces really want to put pressure on CBS, they’ll scrape together three million bucks and buy their way onto the Big Game.

I’m laying plenty of eight-to-five they don’t.

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Greenhouse Gasbags

Barack Obama is currently neck-deep in two wars, healthcare reform legislation that’s on life support, 10% unemployment, and a battle over gays in the military. (Why now? Don’t ask.)

So what better time for a special-interest group to toss America’s energy policy into the mix.

Enter the Natural Resources Defense Council, which describes itself thusly:

NRDC is the nation’s most effective environmental action organization. We use law, science and the support of 1.3 million members and online activists to protect the planet’s wildlife and wild places and to ensure a safe and healthy environment for all living things.

In other words, the tree-huggerati.

To protect the planet’s wildlife and wild places NDRC has launched a media campaign, starting with a full-page ad in Tuesday’s New York Times that began:

Dear Senators,

You and your colleagues have a hisoric opportunity to make our economy stronger and our country more secure, to create a world where our children can prosper in safety and health.

The way to do that is to act now to set this country on the path to a clean and sustainable energy future.

And the best way to get the Senators to act, apparently, is to cast Leonardo DiCaprio and a boatload of Hollywood holier-than-thous in a TV spot. From beanstockd.com:

A long list of celebrities, led by Leonardo DiCaprio, recently created a PSA for the Natural Resources Defense Council (NRDC) Action Fund asking Americans to urge Congress to pass the Clean Energy, Jobs and American Power Act. Along with Leo, Chace Crawford, Jason Bateman, Felicity Huffman, Justin Long, Edward Norton, Emmy Rossum and Forest Whitaker showed their support in the ad. The organization is hoping everyone will e-mail their senators and ask them to pass the bill, which aims to reduce greenhouse gas emissions and create green-energy jobs. Leo said it best in the following statement: “This is our moment — our moment to fight for a cleaner and more secure future. The time is now for people across the country to stand up and have their voices heard. We all must call on the Senate to act on this historic opportunity.” You can find more about the bill and the campaign at ThisIsOurMoment.org.

(“This is our moment” – why does that sound familiar?)

Anyway, here’s the video:

Given all the issues roiling Capitol Hill right now, this may be exactly the wrong moment.

But don’t tell Leo I said that.

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Demand Comment Time

In the wake of Pres. Obama’s GOP tango in Baltimore last week, a Whitman’s Sampler of political types has launched a campaign called Demand Question Time (tip o’ the pixel to Politico Playbook).

The roughly four dozen demanders cover the political spectrum from Grover Norquist and L. Brent Bozell III to David Corn and Katrina vanden Heuvel, with all stops in between. From their “Open Letter to Our Fellow Americans:”

We live in a world that increasingly demands more dialogue than monologue. President Obama’s January 29th question-and-answer session with Republican leaders gave the public a remarkable window into the state of our union and governing process. It was riveting and educational. The exchanges were substantive, civil and candid. And in a rare break from our modern politics, sharp differences between elected leaders were on full public display without rancor or ridicule.

This was one of the best national political debates in many years. Citizens who watched the event were impressed, by many accounts. Journalists and commentators immediately responded by continuing the conversation of the ideas put forward by the president and his opponents — even the cable news cycle was disrupted for a day.

America could use more of this — an unfettered and public airing of political differences by our elected representatives. So we call on President Barack Obama and House Minority Leader John Boehner to hold these sessions regularly — and allow them to be broadcast and webcast live and without commercial interruption, sponsorship or intermediaries. We also urge the President and the Republican Senate caucus to follow suit. And we ask the President and the House and Senate caucuses of his own party to consider mounting similar direct question-and-answer sessions. We will ask future Presidents and Congresses to do the same.

It is time to make Question Time a regular feature of our democracy.

They then ask you to sign their petition. But apparently they don’t want your opinion, because at the bottom of the website it says: Comments are closed.

C’mon, guys – how about practicing what you preach?

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Political Appeal

Well the Global Worldwide Headquarters of Campaign Outsider was all abuzz Tuesday when a letter poured in from Deval Patrick, Governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

After his rather crisp salutation (Dear Fellow Commonwealth Resident), the governor wrote this:

Now more than ever, it is critical that every one of us plan for future long-term support needs!

Politician, heed thyself. (See here and here.)

But actually, the letter isn’t about Patrick’s reelection prospects. It’s about the hardworking staff’s retirement plans.

We are excited to offer you a comprehensive guide to help you plan for your future and the future of your loved ones.

Gov. Patrick’s letter says we just need to go to www.longtermcare.gov/campaign to get the exciting details.

Except that link took us to the website for the National Clearinghouse for Longterm Information from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. Where Patrick meant to send us was  www.longtermcare.gov/campaign/ma, which took the hardworking staff to . . . the website for the National Clearinghouse for Longterm Information from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services – but with a Bay State greeting:

Massachusetts

Welcome! You have just taken an important step towards planning for your future. Your State is partnering with the United States Department of Health and Human Services to provide a FREE Long-Term Care Planning Kit that can help you understand your long-term care risks and options, and plan for your future long-term care needs. Planning for your future now is essential to ensuring that you remain as independent as possible if or when you need long-term care.

So the gov’s just hitchhiking here on a federal senior citizen initiative that has the conveniently ironic theme, Embrace Your Future.

Totally cheesey.

At this rate, Patrick will soon be embracing a future in the private sector.

CAMPAIGN OUTSIDER POSTSCRIPT®:

The hardworking staff also received this Facebook message on Tuesday:

Subject: Congressman James McGovern

John -I hope you’re well. As you’ve probably heard, Jim has an announced Republican opponent. We’re trying to build up the support numbers on Jim’s Facebook fan page. We’re asking supporters to visit Jim’s fan page and click on the ‘suggest to friends’ link on the left side of the page. From there, we’re asking that you suggest that your friends become a fan of Jim’s. You can visit Jim’s page here:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/James-McGovern/7609325759?ref=ts

Thanks for your help.
Gladys

Not to get technical about it, but there’s been no help.

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Super Bawl Ads

So CBS has sacked yet another potential Super Bowl advertiser. Gay dating website ManCrunch.com will be sidelined during the Big Game because . . . well . . .  because.

According to this CNN report:

“After reviewing the ad, which is entirely commercial in nature, our standards and practices department decided not to accept this particular spot,” said CBS spokeswoman Shannon Jacobs. “We are always open to working with a client on alternative submissions.”

Yeah, like Lady GaGa is open to working in sensible shoes.

To begin at the beginning:

CBS set off this whole Super Bowl ad rumpus when the network accepted an anti-abortion spot from conservative advocacy group Focus on the Family. That shattered a longstanding practice of broadcast networks eschewing controversial issue ads during the Super Bowl.

The justification for the about-face by CBS (via the Washington Post):

“We have for some time moderated our approach to advocacy submissions after it became apparent that our stance did not reflect public sentiment or industry norms,” said spokesman Dana McClintock. “In fact, most media outlets have accepted advocacy ads for some time.”

Apparently, CBS stands for Consistent? Be Serious, because in the past the Tiffany network has rejected ads from liberal advocacy group MoveOn.org and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Meanwhile, CBS has currently squashed Super Bowl ads from the always-sophomoric Internet domain-name site GoDaddy.com, as well as an outfit called KGB (via the Wall Street Journal’s Speakeasy blog):

Another Super Bowl commercial bites the dust.

It seems to be a busy month for CBS Corp.’s Standards and Practices department. The network has rejected a potential Super Bowl ad from KGB, a company that answers consumer questions via text message for .99 cents apiece, according to KGB.

The nixed commercial features two wives calling in KGB agents because their golfer husbands get their heads stuck where the sun doesn’t shine, after debating the merits of global warming. “Next time your husbands don’t have a clue make sure they text KGB,” says one of the agents to the wives.

(Watch the ad below – shades of Christy Mihos.)

Gotta wonder at this point if it’s CBS that has its head stuck up its you-know-what.

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