Dead Blogging The Red Sox-Yankees Tilt

Say, that was some endurance test at Fenway this afternoon/evening/night, eh?

The hardworking staff at Campaign Outsider hasn’t been to the lyric little bandbox since . . . well . . . awhile, so it was nice to get a major dose of the ballpark in the rain-delayed five-hour Yankee romp.

(Boxscore here.)

Some highlights (at least for this made Yankee fan):

• Yankee first baseman Mark Teixeira, whose batting average was well below the Mendoza Line entering the game, busted out with a three-homer performance (not to mention being robbed of a run-scoring gapper by Darnell McDonald). Teixeira has now “joined Lou Gehrig as the only Yankees to hit three home runs against the Boston Red Sox,” according to the San Jose Mercury News.

Joba vs. Youk, Part Umpteenth: At least when Joba Chamberlain faced Kevin Youkilis in the eighth, Chamberlain – for once – didn’t plunk him.

• You could count on one, er, hand how many major leaguers don’t wear batting gloves. So what are the odds that both Yankee catchers – Jorge Posada and Francisco Cervelli – would hit barehanded? You tell me.

• Last year Joe Queenan wrote a great piece in the Weekly Standard with this lede: “Old timers insist that if you go to a baseball game, you will always see something you never saw before.” In Saturday’s Sox-Yanks dustup (tamped down by the rain-soaked clay), two pitchers – one from each team – recused themselves over mound-induced injuries, leading to endless warmups by un-warmupped relievers.

Never saw that before.

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Ad o’ the Day™ (Supreme Court Edition)

So the New York Times has rejected this MoveOn.org ad (via Politico’s Playbook) accusing the U.S. Supreme Court of being “Corporate America’s Newest Subsidiary.”

Graphic:

The sponsors of the ad – MoveOn.org, People for the American Way, and the Alliance for Justice – told Politico, “[The Times] said we could not prove the [corporate] logos on the robe . . . had directly benefited from Supreme Court rulings.”

But wait . . .

There’s more.

Witness this Jeffrey Rosen piece in The New Republic.

Headline:

People’s Choice

All the Supreme Court picks are too pro-business. Here’s how to fix that.

Graphic:

Do we see a pattern emerging here?

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Format o’ the Day®

Last time, I think.

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National Trifle Association

You never want to get an envelope stamped “Final Notice” from the National Rifle Association.

But that’s exactly what just arrived at the Global Worldwide Headquarters of Campaign Outsider.

So it is with some trepidation that the hardworking staff is opening the letter even as we type this.

Salutation:

Dear Fellow American,

For years, NRA has asked patriotic Americans like you to join our cause.

Today, I’m sending out this “Final Notice” to gun owners and freedom-loving Americans across the country to let you know that time is running out – unless you act now, your Second Amendment rights are certain to be dismantled and destroyed

But wait – turns out this “Final Notice” portends not some firearms firestorm, but the hardworking staff’s last chance to get a FREE NRA Duffel Bag!

Free, that is, with our official membership in the NRA.

No trifle that.

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Simon Sighs

Plaintive TV Guide cover headline:

Who Will Replace Simon?

The feature story about American Idol’s orderly transition of power mentions plenty of candidates, but here’s the money graf:

Everyone from Martha Stewart to Howard Stern has been mentioned as a potential new judge, but a high-level music-industry source says Jamie Foxx is the one that the Fox network really wants.

File under: Foxx Hunt.

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CBS=Can’t Be Serious

So CBS Sports decided it needed to offload its onerous (read: $6 billion) March Madness® madness.

Wednesday New York Times headline:

CBS Considered Paying ESPN to Take Tourney

Lede:

An extraordinary idea was broached last fall when CBS was trying to shave the huge losses it anticipated over the remaining years of its contract to televise the N.C.A.A. men’s basketball tournament.

CBS talked with ESPN about paying it to take the 2010 to 2013 tournaments off its hands . . .

Why? The Times again:

Central to CBS’s interest in paying ESPN to take over the tournament was what it owed the N.C.A.A. for the last three years of the $6 billion deal that started in 2003. CBS was obligated to pay $657 million in 2011, $710 million in 2012 and $765 million in 2013. Losses could have been at least $200 million a year.

ESPN, however, didn’t play (basket)ball. So CBS wound up shopping The Big Dance® to TBS, as the Times reported.

Instead of making a deal with ESPN, CBS decided it would be more profitable to share the tournament with Turner Sports and agreed last month to pay $10.8 billion from 2011 to 2024 under that arrangement.

Only question is: Will TBS=Totally Been Suckered?

Stay tuned.

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Red Sox Pitcher A Wall Street Journal Lackey

Headline in Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal:

Be Happy Your Team Didn’t Buy Any Pitching

Lede:

While baseball teams have significantly cut back on their spending over the last two winters, general managers are still often seduced by the lure of a proven veteran starting pitcher. Teams spend millions on name value arms to avoid having to rely on untested young pitchers, but as the early returns from numerous free agent pitchers show, the law of the land should remain buyer beware.

Among the Journal’s Free Agent Duds: Red Sox winter acquisition John Lackey, late of the Los Angeles (or wherever they call themselves these days) Angels.

Lackey’s line so far:  Five years, $83 million, 2-1, 4.50 ERA.

WSJ:

Even John Lackey, the prize of the free agent arms this winter, has struggled with his new team and has yet to show the quality that the Red Sox thought their $82.5 million investment was getting them.

Red Sox Nation: Is the Journal right? Is Lackey lacking?

Discuss among yourselves.

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Times SquareCare

Full disclosure: I hate Times Square. The Missus and I go to the theater in New York a lot, and walking through Times Square is always the worst part of the evening, no matter how bad the play is. See “Enron” for particulars.

(Fun fact to know and tell: In the 1940s, playwright George Bernard Shaw said “[Times Square] must be beautiful to someone who cannot read.”

(True that even today.)

As for tomorrow, Times Square is about to become Timecode Square, thanks to a plan to install a high-tech security network in Midtown Manhattan.

Via, appropriately, the New York Times:

The Police Department has been planning a high-tech security network for Midtown Manhattan involving surveillance cameras, license plate readers and chemical sensors, although it was not clear whether it could have prevented the attempted car bombing in Times Square on Saturday night.

The network, patterned after one under development in Lower Manhattan, would eventually use public and private security cameras and license plate readers and would be able to record and track every vehicle moving between 34th and 59th Streets, river to river. But because neither the S.U.V. used in the attempt nor the license plate on it had been reported stolen, it would not have raised any immediate red flags.

Campaign Outsider Red Flag®:

Is this really what we want our government to be doing?

Discuss among yourselves.

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WHRB.orgy

It’s Orgy season at Harvard radio station WHRB 95.3 FM (program guide here), that time of year when the hardworking staff at Campaign Outsider buys a dozen or so audio cassettes and does some serious guerilla taping. 

Try it – it’s not as Luddite as you think.

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What I Caught (Picasso Edition)

So the Missus and I went to the Big Town for a Picasso-palooza and here’s what we took in:

First Stop: the Museum of Modern Art for “Picasso: Themes and Variations,” a dazzling array of 123 prints from MOMA’s basement and attic. As we walked through the exhibit I said to the Missus, “Geez – Picasso was so good in so many mediums – etching, drypoint, lithograph, woodcut, linoleum cut. It’s amazing.”

“Yep,” she said. “He’s the James Cagney of artists.”

New York Times critic Holland Cotter put it in more academic terms, calling Picasso a “restless wizard of  forms and lines.” Either way, seeing Picasso’s series of transformative images – his print of a bull, for instance, going from representational to cubist to minimalist – was at times jaw-dropping.

Side Trip: MOMA’s spectacular Henri Cartier-Bresson exhibition of   photographs, characterized by his celestial knack for “celebrating action by freezing it, and turning the world into elegant patterns.”

(Behind the Gare Saint-Lazare sort of does both.)

Bad Trip: The Broadway production of “Enron,” a play the British critics loved but New York Times critic Ben Brantley panned.

(Dramatic aside: For better or worse, I can’t remember a time I’ve disagreed with a Brantley review, and that goes double for “Enron.”)

(Strange interlude: At intermission, a lot of folks were turning in their audio enhancement equipment and getting their drivers licenses back. First guy, to his companion: “Okay, I’m all set.” Second guy: “Yes, except . . . you’re wearing my jacket.”)

Second Stop: “Celebrating the Muse: Women in Picasso’s Prints From 1905-1968,” at the Marlborough Gallery on West 57th Street. This encyclopedic exhibit features 204 pieces that constitute the Picasso Girlfriend Reunion Tour.

Call the roll: Fernande Olivier, Olga Kokhlova, Marie-Therese Walter, Dora Maar, Francoise Gilot, Jacqueline Rogue.

All present.

Trip Advisor: The Hungarian Modernism exhibit the Missus and I stumbled upon at Shepherd & Derom Galleries on East 79th Street.

Third Stop: “Picasso in the Metropolitan Museum of Art,” another basement-and-attic show that’s sort of a mullet exhibition: tidy up front, unruly in the back.

And with that, the hardlooking staff at Campaign Outsider will . . . stop.

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