What Passes For Bragging Rights In The Massachusetts Governor’s Race

From a Deval Patrick campaign press release headlined, “FIVE THINGS REPUBLICAN CHARLES BAKER WON’T TELL YOU ABOUT HIS RECORD ON PROPERTY TAXES.”

(Two things this press release does tell you about Patrick’s strategy: Label Baker a Republican as often as possible (three times in the press release), and call him Charles instead of Charlie (four times) to diminish that regular-guy image.)

Anyway, cut to #5, which isn’t actually about Republican Charles Baker’s record on property taxes, but is about Patrick’s.

For the first time in twenty years and amid a global economic recession, property tax increases under the Patrick-Murray administration went down three years in a row –  from 4.2% in the first year of the term to 3.3% presently, representing a 22% decrease.

A 22% decrease in increases, for those of you keeping score at home.

That’s a helluva slogan: We’re taking less of more.

Lower your sights, folks. This race is already through the looking glass.

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Get Off Of “Off Of”

Headline of a Tuesday Boston Globe editorial:

Craigslist should give up its lucrative ‘adult services’

It was the pull quote, though, that really stood out:

The site is, at the end of the day, profiting off of prostitution.

Really? Not “profiting from prostitution,” which has both a better rhythm and a better sound?

No – because off of is the new off.

Plug “off of” into the Googletron and you get 42,600,000 results, the first of which is this from AnswerBag:

Is it bad grammar to use ‘off of’ anywhere within a sentence?

The answer is yes.

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One For The Missus (pat. pending)

Of all the truly excellent Geico spots we’ve seen over the past half-dozen years, this just might be the best.

Cool.

Thanks Mr. G.

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Smoke ‘Em If You . . . Roll ‘Em?

Amusing op-ed piece in Monday’s Boston Globe by Steve Moore (Tag: Steve Moore sells wine, cheese, and cigarettes to persons of legal age.)

Headlined “Smoking out the nanny state,” it chronicles Steve’s Excellent Adventure attending a “[Massachusetts]-mandated training session for tobacco retail clerks.”

Class? To sell cigarettes?

Aside from the bewildering variety of smokes (“I’d like a pack of Pulmo 100 Lites in the fliptop box and carrying case. No, no, the green pack, stupid’’), the question for the tobacco retail clerk quickly becomes, why is anyone still smoking who does not roll his own?

Coincidental Monday Wall Street Journal headline:

Roll-Your-Own Cigarette Machines Help Evade Steep Tax

Lede:

Scores of tobacco retailers in the U.S. are taking advantage of a federal tax loophole to offer deep discounts on roll-your-own cigarettes. But the practice is attracting scrutiny from regulators and cigarette manufacturers.

At Smoke Zone, a store in this Chicago suburb, customers one recent afternoon flocked to two high-speed rolling machines that produce a carton of cigarettes in eight minutes. The price: $21—less than half the cost of a carton of Marlboro cigarettes.

The trick is, retailers are rolling “pipe tobacco” instead of “rolling tobacco.”

This substantially reduces the stores’ and smokers’ costs because the federal excise tax on pipe tobacco is $2.83 a pound—compared with $24.78 a pound for the rolling tobacco traditionally used to make hand-rolled cigarettes.

Other fun facts to know and tell:

In the 14 months since the tax increase, the volume of pipe tobacco sold in the U.S. more than tripled to about 21 million pounds, according to data from the U.S. Treasury’s Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau. Rolling-tobacco sales volumes, in contrast, fell about 60%.

There are no smarter marketers in the U.S. than tobacco companies.

(See also Monday’s Boston Globe Page One piece on tobacco signage in poor neighborhoods versus affluent ones.)

American tobacco companies spend about $15 billion a year on marketing.

Have you seen any of it?

How smart is that?

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Brisbane, New York

Arthur Brisbane, the fourth public editor of the New York Times, made his (always his, so far) debut on Sunday with this column:

Why I Would Do This

Why indeed?

I wanted the job for several reasons. First is that The Times matters. No other American news organization has the resources and the ambition to reach as deeply and as broadly on as many subjects as The Times does. The public editor deals with problems in the aftermath. It’s forensic, a kind of journalistic “CSI.”

Second, the next few years will be an inflection point for The Times. Newspaper-based organizations — ones like The Times that have created Web operations and other news products — will either weather the storm of transformation or tip into the deep. It will be a fateful time.

Finally, any journalist would find it hard to say no to the chance to practice the trade here.

Brisbane (bio here) practices the trade in the footsteps of the following:

1) Daniel Okrent

Give Okrent his due: It was no mean feat to establish the public editor position, which he had to do as its first practitioner. That said, Okrent was at times a bit of a showboat (just ask Maureen Dowd).

2) Barney Calame

Calame in the end barely lived up to the second syllable of his surname.  He seemed an indifferent public editor who rarely got his hands dirty, although his Geraldo Rivera coverage was . . . interesting.

3) Clark Hoyt

For the hardworking staff’s hard-earned money, Hoyt has been the best of the lot: serious, curious, and judicious.

Meanwhile, Brisbane is already drawing brickbats.

Let the wild rumpus begin.

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Johnny Damonized

Sharp Joan Vennochi piece in Sunday’s Boston Globe headlined “Bronx cheer? Boston’s harsher.”

Lede:

GO TO New York for affirmation; come to Boston for boos.

Every city has its psyche, as Johnny Damon knows.

Damon, former hero of the Boston Red Sox, was treated like a zero after he left the Olde Towne Team:

Whenever Damon returned to Fenway Park as a member of the New York Yankees, Boston fans booed him. Blinded by the pinstripes, they saw a traitor. They could not see — or at least refused to honor — the athlete wearing them. It hurt.

So it was no surprise when, faced with the possibility of returning to Boston and jumping into a pennant race, Damon chose to remain with his current team, the going-nowhere-fast Detroit Tigers.

As Vennochi notes, Boston has always been one cold town:

Boston is no longer the simple parochial city on a hill that is easily defined by chowder and Kennedys. But the heart of classic Boston is still driven by politics, sports and revenge. And classic Boston still delights in kicking people when they’re up — like Damon was after 2004 — and especially when they’re down — like Matt Amorello, the former Turnpike Authority chief who was recently arrested for drunk driving.

One thing Joan didn’t mention, though: When Damon returned to Yankee Stadium as a member of the Detroit Tigers, the Bronx cheered.

Raucously.

Think Damon would have gone back to the Yankees?

Me too.

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Our Gala Late-To-The-Party Extravaganza (Glenn Beck Edition)

The hardworking staff at Campaign Outsider is not on this earth long enough to jump into the news media’s reconstruction/deconstruction of Fox Newshound Glenn Beck’s Restoring Honorpalooza in Washington, D.C. Saturday.

(Abandon all hope ye who enter here.)

But we will weigh in on the run-up to the Beckorama. And just to get the Tea flowing, the views expressed here all come from Saturday’s New York Times.

A piece headlined “Where Dr. King Stood, Tea Party Claims His Mantle” quotes Beck thusly about his rally’s occurring on the date and in the place where Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his “I Have a Dream” speech in 1963:

On his radio show, Mr. Beck said he had not intended to choose the anniversary for his “Restoring Honor” rally on Saturday but had since decided it was “divine providence.”

Dr. King’s dream, he told listeners, “has been so corrupted.”

“Judge a man by the content of his character?” he said. “Character doesn’t even matter in this country. It’s time we picked back up the job.”

He later added: “We are the people of the civil rights movement. We are the ones that must stand for civil and equal rights, justice, equal justice. Not special justice, not social justice. We are the inheritors and protectors of the civil rights movement. They are perverting it.”

A Beck-and-Call acolyte also weighed in:

Lloyd Marcus, a black singer who has performed on the cross-country tours of the Tea Party Express, often introduces himself by saying, “I am not an African-American, I am a Lloyd Marcus American!”

In a letter posted Friday on the social networking Web site Tea Party Nation, Mr. Marcus wrote, “Glenn Beck’s values and principles are far more consistent with M.L.K.’s values than the black civil rights leaders who have sold their souls to the anti-God, anti-family and anti-America progressives for political power.” He signed it, “Lloyd Marcus, unhyphenated American.”

Rebuttal came in the form of Charles M. Blow’s Times op-ed on Saturday.

Nut graf:

Glenn Beck is the anti-King.

Beck-and-Call-and-Response:

Beck has said of this rally, “This is a moment, quite honestly, that I think we reclaim the civil rights movement.” Reclaim? From whom?

Beck wants to swaddle his movement in the cloth of the civil rights movement, a cloth soaked in the blood and tears of the innocent and oppressed, a cloth his divisiveness and self-aggrandizing threatens to defile.

In fact, to even insinuate that the president’s policies are in any way equivalent to the brutality of the Jim Crow South at the time of the civil rights movement is the highest order of insult, particularly to those who lived and suffered through it, as well as to those who live with its legacy. If Beck truly thinks these movements are comparable, I have some pictures of “strange fruit” I’d like for him to see.

Divine providence? Strange fruit?

You be the judge of this improbable connection between two very different dreams.

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Glenn Beck’s King For A Day

Fox Newshound Glenn Beck will be at his Restoring Honorpalooza in Washington, D.C. today along with Sarah (Lovin’ America There) Palin.

Via Bloomberg:

Glenn Beck, the Fox News commentator, told Tea Party activists on the eve of a rally at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington that they are assembling to try to “wake America up” from its “backsliding of principles and values, and most importantly of God.”

But wait! There’s more!

Today, Beck will be joined by Tea Party heroine Sarah Palin, a contributor to News Corp.-owned Fox News, for a rally billed as a celebration of the military, patriotism and American heritage.

Beck has said the assembly — on the same steps where Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his “I Have a Dream” speech exactly 47 years ago — isn’t political and doesn’t aim to rally voters before November’s congressional elections.

Yeah – and Mel Gibson doesn’t have issues with women.

As it happens, Beck will be joined by more than Sister Sarah. MLK’s niece, Alveda King, will also bear witness to Beck’s message.

Via CBS News:

Seriously?

“I think you can find truth in each position” between Glenn Beck and Al Sharpton?

Better bring a chiropractor.

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Pilot Pen-Ultimate Women’s Match

Say, that was some semifinal between Caroline Wozniacki and Elena Dementieva Friday night in New Haven, yeah?

Pilot Pen may be ending its sponsorship of the U.S. Open’s next-door-neighbor tournament, but at least it’s going out in style.

The Wozniacki/Dementieva match was a total smashathon. The Russian cruised in the first set, while the Dane crushed in the second set. Dementieva served for the match at 5-4 in the third, but Wozniacki wozniacked her to level the match, then leveled Dementieva in the tiebreaker.

It was an excellent display of high-quality tennis. And a harbinger of even better tennis to come at next week’s U.S Open.

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Politics Is A Virus

Time magazine loves lists, and this week it lists the Best Viral Campaign Ads of 2010.

Random sample, starting with Old Spice Dan:

Time verdict:

Long-shot Vermont Senate candidate Dan Freilich’s spoof on the Old Spice ad campaign is equal parts brilliance and failure. It was wise to take inspiration from the deodorant company’s viral-marketing smash success, but Freilich falls woefully short on the delivery. And sophomoric editing and tacky stock photos don’t exactly help matters. Sorry, Dan. Old Spice–inspired or not, we think your video stinks.

Want another? How about Ben (Potatoe Head) Quayle’s Republican primary ad in his quest to become Arizona’s Third Congressional District representative.

Time verdict:

With the gravitas of a prime-time star telling kids to stay off drugs, Ben Quayle locks his baby blues on the camera and says, “Barack Obama is the worst President in history.” And that’s just the opening. The young Republican vying to represent Arizona’s Third Congressional District goes on to promise to “knock the hell out of the place” once he gets to Washington.

Scary part?

Quayle won the five-way GOP primary.

So he’s halfway there.

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