The bell rang last night on WBZ-TV for the real opening round of the Massachusetts governor’s race (up to now it’s been mostly about money and media).
The main event was Gov. Deval Patrick (D-We’re Number Whatever!) vs. GOP challenger Charlie Baker (R-Blue Shirt Republicans).
Treasury Secretary Tim Cahill (I-Think I Can Win) and Jill Stein (G/R-Gee Are You Still Listening?) were decidedly the undercard.
The referee was Jon Keller, who always looks good in stripes.
Ads ‘n’ ends from the festivities:
Pre-Buzz
At 6:58 – two minutes before the debate began – the hardworking staff received a blast email from the Patrick campaign that said this:
Attached please find a background document relative to anticipated claims that will be made by Republican Charles Baker and Independent candidate Tim Cahill during tonight’s WBZ-TV debate – and the facts that counter those claims.
We won’t bore you with the details of the attachment. Suffice it to say that when you assume, you make . . . etc. etc.
ValuPak
If you chose “different set of values” for your drinking game, Patrick had you knee-walking by 7:30.
Glossary, Please
David Tuerck? Michael Widmer? The Pacheco Law? The Connector?
Are the candidates so out of touch they think the average voter knows what they’re talking about when they just toss out those names?
Memo to gubernatorial hopefuls: You’re done with the insiders. It’s real people you need to talk to now.
Deval’s Buddy System
(All quotes approximate)
“Tim is right.”
“I want to build on Tim’s point.”
“I want to applaud Tim for his school-building program.”
Patrick to voters: If you don’t like me, love Cahill.
Baker: Hark! The Herald
Baker went out of his way to stroke the Boston Herald (they’ve been covering the patronage abuses at the Massachusetts Probation Department for years) and whack the Boston Globe for its late-to-the-party “big boom story.”
Newspaper endorsements, anyone? (Not that they were remotely in question.)
Best New Catchphrase
Props to Jill Stein for this riff off her claim that 50% of the state budget goes to healthcare payments: “We don’t have a healthcare system; we have a disease-care system.”
Tim Cahill’s Coming Out Party
Are we the only ones who didn’t know Tim Cahill is a supply-sider? Damn – where’d we put that Laffer Curve?
Baker’s “Doesn’t”
The debate ended, and two seconds later this Charlie Baker spot ran:
Sample comments from people who’ve “had enough:”
These guys on Beacon Hill – Deval Patrick and Tim Cahill – they just don’t get it.
Last time, I voted for Patrick and Cahill – they didn’t get it done.
Get it?
To Summarize
One debate down, too many (for some) to go.








