Ha! I’m Still A Cancer . . . Or A Gemini

The Chiropractic Zodiac Adjustment has shaken up a whole bunch of people who’ve been reading the wrong horoscope for years.

From Buzzfeed:

So someone theoretically born on July 20 is simultaneously a Gemini and a Cancer?

Feh.

The old zodiac didn’t have overlapping dates:

Aries: March 21 – April 19
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Leo: July 23 – August 22
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
Libra: September 23 – October 22
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
Pisces: February 19 – March 20

Back then, you had a sense of who you were.

Now . . .

Feh.

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The Understudy Shines At The Lyric Stage

Terrific production of The Understudy currently at the Lyric Stage Company of Boston.

Lyric Stage and Boston favorite Theresa Rebeck (The Scene, Bad Dates, Mauritius) pokes affectionate fun at the inner workings of the world of theatre in this smart new comedy. When a Hollywood action star tries to prove himself in a serious Broadway play – by, of all people, Kafka? – he comes up against a new understudy with a chip on his shoulder and a tangled romantic past.

The actors – Kelby T. Akin, Christopher James Webb, and Laura Latreille – are uniformly sharp, engaging, and . . . funny.

You have until January 29 to see it.

You should.

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R.I.P., Sam Spade Jr.

Joe Gores was the son Dashiell Hammett never had.

An accomplished mystery writer in his own right, Gores devoted two books to channeling the father of hard-boiled detective fiction: the  1975 novel Hammett, and the 2009 prequel to The Maltese FalconSpade & Archer.

From Friday’s New York Times obituary:

In “Hammett“ (1975) Mr. Gores skillfully blended fact and fiction, inventing a murder case for his protagonist to solve at the time the actual Hammett was finishing “Red Harvest.” Critics praised Mr. Gores’s evocation of Hammett’s literary style and character, as well as his fictional world.

“Gores in his way is as resourceful as the Master himself, and has dreamed up an evocative picture of San Francisco in 1928 — with its beauty, its venality, its dirty cops and politicians,” wrote Newgate Callendar (the book-reviewing pseudonym of the music critic Harold C. Schonberg) in The New York Times Book Review.

The book was made into a less than successful 1982 film by Wim Wenders, but it helped convince Hammett’s daughter, Jo Marshall, that only Mr. Gores could be trusted to write a sequel to “The Maltese Falcon.” Mr. Gores, pointing out that most of the characters are either dead or in prison by the end of the book, proposed a prequel instead, and “Spade & Archer“ was published in 2009.

Recently the hardworking staff read a chunk of Spade & Archer and found it true to the master’s legacy.

I always thought Hammett was Homer to Raymond Chandler’s Virgil.

So . . .

Ave atque vale, Joe.

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Hillary Clinton’s Come To Jesus Tour

This week Secretary of State Hillary Clinton administered some tough love from the Mideast to the Far East.

Friday New York Times piece:

Clinton Bluntly Presses Arab Leaders on Reform

DOHA, Qatar — Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton delivered a scalding critique of Arab leaders here on Thursday, saying their countries risked “sinking into the sand” of unrest and extremism unless they liberalized their political systems and cleaned up their economies.

Speaking at a conference in this gleaming Persian Gulf emirate, Mrs. Clinton recited a familiar litany of ills: corruption, repression and a lack of rights for women and religious minorities. But her remarks were striking for their vehemence, and they suggested a frustration that the Obama administration’s message to the Arab world had not gotten through.

Ditto for the diplomatic can of whup-ass Clinton opened on China in a speech she gave Friday.

Via Reuters:

U.S.-China summit must deliver real results: Clinton

(Reuters) – U.S.-China relations are at a critical juncture and a summit between their leaders next week must produce “real action, on real issues” such as trade, climate change and North Korean nuclear proliferation, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said on Friday.

“It is up to both nations to translate the high-level pledges of summits and state visits into action. Real action, on real issues,” she said in a major China policy address.

Clinton urged China to let its currency appreciate faster, end discrimination against foreign companies and further open its markets to U.S. manufactured goods and farm products.

Clinton also – surprisingly – whacked Chinese officials over their dismal human-rights record.

Friday Vancouver Sun piece:

UNITED NATIONS — Just days before China’s president visits the United States, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Friday delivered Washington’s laundry list of beefs with Beijing, but said the U.S. has no intention of shrinking from a policy of engagement with the world’s most populous country.

Most controversially from the Chinese perspective, Clinton admonished Beijing about its poor human-rights record as she repeated Washington’s call for China to release Nobel Peace Prize winner Liu Xiaobo and other political prisoners.

The Chinese dissident, imprisoned for his efforts to promote democracy, was awarded his Nobel in absentia in December.

“I know that many in China, not just in the government but in the population at large, resent or reject our advocacy of human rights as an intrusion on sovereignty,” Clinton said.

“But . . . when China lives up to (its) obligations of respecting and protecting universal human rights, it will not only benefit more than one billion people, it will also benefit the long-term peace, stability and prosperity of China.”

Of course, given that China holds almost a trillion dollars in US debt, it would probably benefit the long-term peace, stability and prosperity of America not to piss off the Chinese.

Which is exactly how they keep getting away with egregious human-rights violations.

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That Mug Shot

Has there been a more damning mug shot than Jared Lee Loughner’s in recent memory?

From GlobalPost:

A mugshot just released ofJared Lee Loughner, the 22-year-old man accused of the attempted assassination of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and the killing of six others in Tucson, has become a focal point for the strong reactions felt across the United States and even global community after last weekend’s violence.

The mugshot, which shows Loughner staring straight into the camera with an unsettling smirk on his face, has been splashed across the front pages of American and international newspaper websites. As this is being written, it appears as the lead photograph on the NYTimes.com and LATimes.comslideshows and on the front page of WashingtonPost.comBBC NewsYahoo News,The Huffington PostThe Times of LondonThe Daily Telegraph and other top news sites.

More:

On the social networking site Twitter, the mugshot has been discussed at length with people calling it “creepy” and “eery” and others pleading with the media to stop showing the photograph.

It’s at least marginally creepier than Nick Nolte’s 2002 mug shot:

Although not as “eery” as Matt Amorello’s last year:

Regardless, Loughner should be thankful that he doesn’t also have an incriminating nickname like Tooky, Ducky, or Mucko.

Here’s what the hardworking staff wrote in a television commentary a decade ago:

Tooky. Ducky. Mucko.

[In reverse order:] A spree killer, a confessed pediophile and a convicted child molester – all with factory-installed tabloid nicknames that pop up in newspaper headlines, stories, columns, photo captions, editorial cartoons, and letters to the editor.

Last year a letter to the Globe said calling Gerald Amirault Tooky was “an outrageous attempt to bias the reader.”

And in fact these particular nicknames do add a salicious undertone to the details of the stories. It’s tough to say exactly why – maybe it’s the hard K sound that seems to make the nicknames fit the crime.

With Mucko, of course, you get that bonus echo of “running amok.” Whatever the reason, the names have stuck like gum on your shoe.

Tooky. Ducky. Mucko.

Maybe that’s all they deserve.

Maybe not.

Jared Lee Loughner?

From all appearances, he deserves everything he gets.

UPDATE: Boston Globe film critic Wesley Morris takes the mug shot to the movies in today’s G.

 

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Fair Is Fairey?

Easy Street artist Shepard Fairey has settled his legal dustup with the Associated Press over the image he used as the basis of his celebrated “Hope” poster of Barack Obama.

From The Angle blog at the Boston Globe:

Fairey had initially denied using the copyrighted 2006 AP photo as the basis for his image, but was forced to admit in 2009 that he used the picture. After changing his story, the graffiti artist then claimed that he changed the work enough that he shouldn’t have to pay the AP.

Under yesterday’s settlement, Fairey will collaborate with AP photographers on a series of future works and will refrain from using AP photos in the future without permission. The two sides also reached an undisclosed financial settlement.

From the always thought-provoking Dan Kennedy:

Dan Kennedy

@dankennedy_nuDan Kennedy
Shepard Fairey’s lies and/or mistakes deal a blow to fair use: he settles on terms favorable to AP.http://nyti.ms/hfZ9ef

But here’s something else:

Will Fairey now cease and desist in his efforts to do to Baxter Orr what Fairey said the AP unfairly did to him?

In 2008 Orr appropriated Fairey’s signature “Obey Giant” image to create a SARs parody titled “Protect.”

Via the Austin Chronicle:

On April 23 [2008], Orr received a signed cease-and-desist order from Fairey’s attorneys, telling him to pull Protect from sale because they allege it violates Fairey’s trademark. Orr calls this hypocrisy. “It’s ridiculous for someone who built their empire on appropriating other people’s images,” he said. “Obey Giant has become like Tide and Coca-Cola.”

Or the Appropriated – sorry – Associated Press.

The hardsearching staff hasn’t found any reports that Fairey has withdrawn his cease-and-desist demand.

So we’re asking:

Hey, Shepard. Time to fold?

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Brave News World Of Linkmanship

The hardworking staff has been, well, working hard to keep up with the Tucson-shootings media rumpus, which continuously feeds off itself like some sort of artificial unintelligence.

Exhibit A: Sarah Palin’s idiotic “blood libel” accusation about criticism of her.

Exhibit B: MSNBC anchor Ed Schultz’s overblown charges that Fox News is engaging in violent rhetoric despite reported warnings by Fox News president Roger Ailes that network anchors should “tone it down.”

But that’s just the Circus Maximus stuff.

The real action is in the serial linkmanship the chin-strokerati are practicing.

[Official Campaign Outsider Wayback Machine Interlude: For just about the entire 20th Century, the media unit of value was the package (newspaper, newscast, album, etc.). In the digital 21st Century, the unit of value is the unit (newspaper story, broadcast report, song).  That makes web links the virtual currency of today’s media. (For charts ‘n’ stuff, see this 2006 New York piece on Linkology.)]

So, for instance, New York Times columnist Paul Krugman writes a loony piece about the “Climate of Hate” culminating in the Tucson shootings, and Charles Krauthammer hammers him in a column headlined, “Massacre, followed by libel:”

The origins of [Jared Lee] Loughner’s delusions are clear: mental illness. What are the origins of Krugman’s?

Or New York Times columnist David Brooks writes a reasonable piece about the news media’s tendency to attribute political motivations to public actions:

We have a news media that is psychologically ill informed but politically inflamed, so it naturally leans toward political explanations. We have a news media with a strong distaste for Sarah Palin and the Tea Party movement, and this seemed like a golden opportunity to tarnish them. We have a segmented news media, so there is nobody in most newsrooms to stand apart from the prevailing assumptions. We have a news media market in which the rewards go to anybody who can stroke the audience’s pleasure buttons.

(In other words, anybody who can gather links faster than the competition.)

Cue prolix blogger Andrew Sullivan, who takes Brooks to task for ignoring what’s obvious to Sullivan:

David Brooks is astonished, sickened, appalled that an attempted assassination of a sitting congresswoman should be immediately regarded as something possibly … wait for it … political. In fact, Loughner must be seen in a context in which politics does not exist:

The evidence before us suggests that Loughner was locked in a world far removed from politics as we normally understand it.

So why, one has to ask, does this person with mental illness, carefully select for assassination an already targeted and demonized congresswoman, rather than, say, a supermarket, or a workplace, or a school? We don’t know precisely yet – but it sure is relevant to ask that question. Why not shoot up the animal shelter he was fired from? Or the classroom he was banished from? In fact, it is a kind of bizarre suppression to avoid the obviously political fact of the target Loughner selected.

And round and round they go – link upon link upon link.

Linkmanship.

Formerly known as journalism.

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Packer Mentality On Jared Lee Loughner

Splendid reader Steve Stein writes:

John – I’d like to know your reaction to George Packer here:

“It’s undeniable that some Americans on the left never accepted the Bush Presidency as legitimate after the Florida recount. It’s also undeniable that the left’s rhetoric over the Iraq War was often hostile, simplistic, and unfair.

“But it won’t do to dig up stray comments by Obama, Allen Grayson, or any other Democrat who used metaphors of combat over the past few years, and then try to claim some balance of responsibility in the implied violence of current American politics. (Most of the Obama quotes that appear in the comments were lame attempts to reassure his base that he can get mad and fight back, i.e., signs that he’s practically incapable of personal aggression in politics.) In fact, there is no balance—none whatsoever. Only one side has made the rhetoric of armed revolt against an oppressive tyranny the guiding spirit of its grassroots movement and its midterm campaign. Only one side routinely invokes the Second Amendment as a form of swagger and intimidation, not-so-coyly conflating rights with threats. Only one side’s activists bring guns to democratic political gatherings. Only one side has a popular national TV host who uses his platform to indoctrinate viewers in the conviction that the President is an alien, totalitarian menace to the country. Only one side fills the AM waves with rage and incendiary falsehoods. Only one side has an iconic leader, with a devoted grassroots following, who can’t stop using violent imagery and dividing her countrymen into us and them, real and fake. Any sentient American knows which side that is; to argue otherwise is disingenuous.”

So, Steve:

What Packer says might all be true, but it’s also tangential to the issue here, which is: Can you draw a straight (or even crooked) line from right-wing radio, knuckleheaded politicians, or the Tea Party to Tucson shooter Jared Lee Loughner?

The answer seems to be no.

What we have here are two parallel storylines that – at least right now – do not intersect.

Is there spiteful, hateful, hurtful public discourse currently in play?

Yes.

Is Jared Lee Loughner (they always have three names, except Ted Kaczynski) spiteful, hateful, hurtful?

Yes.

That doesn’t mean one is the consequence of the other.

It’s just Gabrielle Giffords’ bad luck that she intersected with Loughner.

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The Tragedy After Tucson

The hardworking staff hasn’t read everything in the wake of the Arizona shootings that left Rep. Gabrielle Giffords in critical condition with a gunshot wound to the head, but we’ve seen enough media coverage to form a few conclusions.

1) The worst sort of opportunism is at work here on both the left and the right.

2) Their attempts to disguise it are largely pathetic.

3) Some commentators, however, have made a modicum of sense.

• From the left, New York Times columnist Gail Collins in her Monday piece:

Today, the amazing thing about the reaction to the Giffords shooting is that virtually all the discussion about how to prevent a recurrence has been focusing on improving the tone of our political discourse. That would certainly be great. But you do not hear much about the fact that Jared Loughner came to Giffords’s sweet gathering with a semiautomatic weapon that he was able to buy legally because the law restricting their sale expired in 2004 and Congress did not have the guts to face up to the National Rifle Association and extend it.

Love gun control or hate it, you have to admit that Democrats have been gutless on the issue.

• From the right, Glenn (Instapundit) Reynolds in a Monday Wall Street Journal op-ed:

Those who try to connect Sarah Palin and other political figures with whom they disagree to the shootings in Arizona use attacks on “rhetoric” and a “climate of hate” to obscure their own dishonesty in trying to imply responsibility where none exists. But the dishonesty remains.

To be clear, if you’re using this event to criticize the “rhetoric” of Mrs. Palin or others with whom you disagree, then you’re either: (a) asserting a connection between the “rhetoric” and the shooting, which based on evidence to date would be what we call a vicious lie; or (b) you’re not, in which case you’re just seizing on a tragedy to try to score unrelated political points, which is contemptible. Which is it?

Good question – among many, as the chin-strokerati try to sort this out to their side’s advantage.

Not exactly Tocquevillean, is it?

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King Philip IV of Spain Was A Pinhead

Sunday’s Boston Globe features a Sebastian Smee piece on the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum’s restoration of Diego Velázquez’s portrait of Spanish King Philip IV.

Old canvas:

Restored canvas:

Inevitable conclusion:

Pinhead.

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