WSJ’s Red Sox Notion

The Wall Street Journal’s read on the current state of Red Sucks Nation:

Something seriously disturbing is unfolding in Boston.

The Red Sox pitching is collapsing. Their expensive free agents are playing like loaves of challah. A nine-game lead over the Tampa Bay Rays has been cleaved in half.

But as the Sox and Rays prepare for a crucial weekend series, Bostonians—the people who essentially invented modern sports fatalism—are exhibiting symptoms of a new and unprecedented affliction: They are not panicking enough.

The Journal piece has Boston Globe columnist Dan (Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Dan Shaughnessy) Shaughnessy and former Red Sox idiot Kevin Millar attributing the lack of handwringing to the Wagnerian trashing of the New York Yankees in the 2004 ALCS.

WSJ writer Matthew Futterman also offers this priceless pasage:

If there’s such a thing as being lulled into complacency by success, Boston may be a test case. The Red Sox have made five more trips to the baseball playoffs since 2004 and won a second title in 2007. The NFL’s New England Patriots, NBA’s Celtics and NHL’s Bruins have all chipped in titles of their own. The city has hosted so many parades its official bird might as well be confetti.

But, as Futterman also points out:

A season-torching collapse by the Red Sox is still possible. And if this team does blow the wild-card race, it wouldn’t just be a mildly embarrassing meltdown; it would rank among the 10 most calamitous in baseball over the past 70 years.

Cut to David Ortiz: “Hell yeah, you’ve got to panic.”

Hell yeah, especially since the Sox dropped another one to the Rays last night.

(Made Yankee Fan in Boston disclaimer: The Yanks could very easily melt down faster than the Sox. Just saying.)

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Campaign Outsider Dream o’ a Lifetime: You Could Be DunKing Donut

Newsflash: You Could Be President of Dunkin’ Nation.

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Once you do, though, you discover this:

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The Atlantic Outs Elena Kagan As Heterosexual

From Sex and the Married Politician in The Atlantic’s October edition:

Last year, when Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan was falsely suspected of being gay, some journalists called for her to reveal more about her sex life, arguing that her alleged lesbianism was not scandalous but rather completely unremarkable.

Baselessly suspected, yes.

Falsely suspected?

Apparently the hardworking staff missed that memo.

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‘Anderson’ Jumps The Shark – On Day Two

Earlier this week, the New York Times ran a piece that questioned whether Anderson Cooper’s new daytime show “Anderson” might diminish the CNN anchor’s journalistic credibility:

Some traditionalists may see a risk for Mr. Cooper’s news reputation in diverting himself into the more superficial fields of daytime talk.

Question answered.

From Mediaite:

Not Exactly Haiti: A Shirtless Anderson Cooper Joins Snooki At The Tanning Salon

Jersey Shore star Snooki took Anderson Cooper out to Beach Bum Tanning on Tuesday’s edition of Anderson, stripping the newsman down to his skivvies. “I had no idea that Mr. Anderstand (sic) had muscles,” Snooki remarked incredulously, “so when he took off his shirt, he had like a huge peanut muscle! Cool.”

Really? Cool? The hardworking staff is not so sure.

(Campaign Outsider Bonus Fun Fact: Henry Winkler tells NPR’s “Wait Wait . . . Don’t Tell Me” – ironic, no? – how the Fonz came to jump the shark.)

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Quote o’ the Day (Rick Perry Edition)

(First in what will likely be a limitless series)

From Wednesday’s New York Times Political Memo headlined, “Being on Top, Perry Finds, Makes Him Rivals’ Target”:

While Mr. Perry received a warm reception from the audience [at Monday’s GOP presidential primary debate], his performance showed that his transition from governor to presidential candidate is still a work in progress. His advisers believe he withstood the attacks without significant damage, but they concede that his answers could be sharper and more precise.

Mike Murphy, a Republican strategist who was a top adviser to Senator John McCain and is not aligned with a candidate in this presidential campaign, expressed his skepticism as the debate unfolded.

“Listening to Perry try to a put a complicated policy sentence together,” Mr. Murphy wrote on Twitter, “is like watching a chimp play with a locked suitcase.”

That, of course, is an insult to chimps everywhere.

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Legal Sea Foods In Hot Water With Enviros Over New Ads

They say fish is brain food, but Legal Sea Foods advertising has sometimes been a little too smart for its own good.

Like this campaign from 2008 that ran on taxitops:

and on MBTA cars:

The campaign got Legal a lot of attention (good); it also got the chain into a First Amendment dustup with the MBTA (not as good).

Now comes a new campaign that’s got environmentalists all lathered up.  From USA Today:

[Yesterday], the restaurant chain Legal Sea Foods [rolled] out three 15-second commercials that initially look like heart-tugging environmental public-service spots about “saving” salmon, trout and crabs — but pull a sudden switcheroo to suddenly become ads prodding folks to chow down on its seafood.

The campaign comes just months after deal-of-the-day website Groupon aired — then yanked — a similar campaign that included actor Cuba Gooding Jr. initially lamenting the dwindling whale population before admitting that instead of “saving” the whales he’d much rather observe them jump out of the water while on a half-price Groupon whale-watching cruise.

(You can see the series of spots in the USAT piece.)

The paper also reported that the folks at Greenpeace were a little red-faced, one of them saying, “The choice isn’t between putting fish on a pedestal or eating them, it’s between reforming the way we produce our seafood or irrevocably degrading our oceans.”

Fish on a pedestal sounds like an excellent dish for Legal’s bar menu, where verticality is a welcome feature.

Not to get smart about it.

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Seamus Sweepstakes™ Update

Photo via Jane Romney

Good news! Campaign Outsider’s Seamus Sweepstakes™ (Guess When New York Times Columnist Gail Collins Will Mention Mitt Romney Without Saying He Drove To Canada With His Dog Strapped To The Roof Of His Car And Win Big Prizes!) is alive and well, if by “well” you mean not shut down by the government.

The hardworking staff has sent numerous messages (the exact numeral being two) to Ms. Collins asking her to comment on her Seamus-ession or at least plug the contest – alas, all in vain.

But other news organizations are now jumping on the Seamus bandwagon (not to mention station wagon) in noting Collins’ dogged pursuit of Romney (R-Ruff!).

From PolitiFact.com (tip o’ the pixel to splendid reader Michael Pahre):

Mitt Romney and the dog on the car roof: one columnist’s obsession

Gail Collins loves telling the story of how Mitt Romney drove his family to Canada with the family dog strapped to the roof of the car — and telling it, and telling it, and telling it.

The liberal New York Times columnist has mentioned the incident in print 19 times, by our count. She devoted a column to the incident in 2007 when Romney first ran for president. In another column, she suggested John McCain pick Romney for his running mate “so I can repeatedly revisit the time Mitt drove to Canada with the family dog on the station-wagon roof.” And when Sarah Palin was picked instead, and Collins opined that “unlike Mitt Romney, she has never gone on vacation with the family dog strapped to the roof of the car” . . .

Aside from wondering why Collins is so obsessed with the story, we also wondered: Is it true?

Politifact verdict:

Here, we’re ruling on Collins’ statement that Romney “drove to Canada with the family dog Seamus strapped to the roof of the car.” It’s important to note that the dog was not literally strapped to the car, as in tied around its midsection. Rather, Seamus was in a carrier with a protective windscreen that Romney had built. The dog’s diarrhea might indicate that something was amiss, but Romney’s family didn’t seem bothered by it. The anecdote is presented in the Globe as funny family story, not as evidence of Romney’s barbaric cruelty. We rate Collins’ statement Mostly True.

So why is she dodging the hardworking staff’s earnest inquiry?

We’ve sent yet another message to Seamus’s best friend. We’ll keep you posted.

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Rafa Just Can’t Beat This Guy (U.S. Open Edition)

You really have to feel for Rafael Nadal.

He was on rails to become the greatest tennis player of all time (despite his protestations), until the Djokovic Express pulled into the station.

And then – Rafa derailed.

This latest (sixth straight) finals defeat tested Nadal’s legendary Rafability to the point that he said in its aftermath something to the effect of, “Novak Djokovic had a historic year but it will be impossible to do again.”

Djokovic seemed to stand there and think, “Prove it.”

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Let The $4 Billion Rumpus Begin! (Obama Jobs Edition)

For the Democratic National Committee, Job One right now is promoting Barack Obama’s American Jobs Act.

So the DNC has launched an ad campaign promoting the president’s $447 billion plan.

Via Politico:

According to the Democratic National Committee, the ads will run in some key media markets: Denver, Colorado; Tampa and Orlando, Florida; Des Moines, Iowa; Las Vegas , Nevada; Manchester, New Hampshire; Raleigh and Charlotte, North Carolina; Columbus and Cleveland, Ohio; Norfolk, Richmond, and Roanoke, Virginia; and Washington, DC.

Key to Obama’s 2012 prospects: There are a lot of key markets out there.

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Splitting The Warren Vote In Methuen

Stop the presses!

Mayor Setti Warren Wins the Methuen Straw Poll

Newton, MA – Over the weekend, Mayor Warren won the annual Methuen Democratic City Committee straw poll with 63 votes, over Elizabeth Warren who received 56 votes.  The complete results from the straw poll are here <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Methuen-Democratic-City-Committee/170416548657> .

Welcome to the the Bay State’s Democratic primary for U.S. Senate.

A mayor virtually no one knows beats a Harvard profesor who’s not running 53%-47%.

Scott Brown (R-Yawn), take the rest of the day off.

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