Let The $4 Billion Rumpus Begin! (Rick Santorum Unenjoyment Edition)

The never-ending Mitt Romney beatdown of Rick Santorum continues with the pro-Romney Super PAC Restore Our Future (and Destroy Everyone Else’s) running this ad in Wisconsin (and outspending Santorum anywhere from 6-1 to 10-1):

 

That thoroughly distorts Santorum’s quote about the unemployment rate, but hey, why get technical about it at this stage of the race.

Coincidentally, a fundraising mailer for Santorum poured into the Campaign Outsider mailbag this week, with this alarum on the front of the envelope:

TIME SENSITIVE: LAST CHANCE FOR CONSERVATIVES

PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY

The letter itself began this way:

Dear True-Believing Conservative,

I’m writing you to sound an urgent alarm:

IT’SNOW OR NEVERTIME FOR CONSERVATIVES.

If you want a  consistent, never-flip-flops, battle-tested conservative to be the Republican nominee to face Barack Obama in 2012, then you need to act now.

There’s zero time to waste.

And zero chance Santorum will be that Republican nominee.

But if underlines were dollars, he’d be sitting pretty.

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Fine Art, Well Met

The Metropolitan Museum of Art has launched a new ad campaign with the theme, “MY MET. MY WEEKEND” that features celebrities from Hugh Jackman to Marc Jacobs highlighting their Met favorites (Village Voice Q&A with Met director Thomas Campbell here).

Representative sample of the ad campaign from Tuesday’s New York Times:

Close-up excerpt:

You’ll find the whole celebrity mishpocheh here.

Enjoy!

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Driving Mr. Yogi

If Yogi Berra is the son Casey Stengel never had (quote-off here), Ron Guidry is the son Yogi now has.

First, there was this Harvey Araton piece in the New York Times last year:

For Berra and Guidry, It Happens Every Spring

TAMPA, Fla. — With all the yearly changes made by the Yankees,Yogi Berra’s arrival at their spring training base adds a timeless quality to baseball’s most historic franchise.

Berra, the catching legend and pop culture icon, slips back into the uniform with the famous and familiar No. 8. He checks into the same hotel in the vicinity of George M. Steinbrenner Field and requests the same room. He plans his days methodically — wake up at 6 a.m., breakfast at 6:30, depart for the complex by 7 — and steps outside to be greeted by the same driver he has had for the past dozen years.

The driver has a rather famous name, and nickname, as well.

“It’s like I’m the valet,” said Ron Guidry, the former star pitcher known around the Yankees as Gator for his Louisiana roots. “Actually, I am the valet.”

The piece recounts in loving detail the Odd Couple relationship the two share.

Berra:

“He’s a good guy,” Berra, the Yankees’ 85-year-old honorary patriarch, said during an interview at his museum in Little Falls, N.J. “We hang out together in spring training.”

Guidry:

“See, I really love the old man, but because of what we share — which is something very special — I can treat him more as a friend and I can say, ‘Get your butt in my truck or you’re staying,’ ” Guidry said. “He likes that kind of camaraderie, wants to be treated like everybody else, but because of who he is, that’s not how everybody around here treats him.

“So I’ll say, ‘Yogi, tonight we’re going to Fleming’s, then to Lee Roy Selmon’s tomorrow, and then the night after that you stay in your damn room, have a ham sandwich or whatever, because the world doesn’t revolve around you and I’m taking a night off.’

Now Araton has written a book about the offbeat duo, and it’s getting an offbeat marketing push.

From Monday’s Wall Street Journal:

With Ad Push, Publisher Is Aiming for a Home Run on Yogi Berra Book

To market its coming nonfiction book, “Driving Mr. Yogi,” publisher Houghton Mifflin Harcourt has two baseball legends stepping up to the plate: former New York Yankees catcher Yogi Berra and former Yankees pitcher Ron Guidry.

The publisher has set a $175,000 marketing budget for “a robust plan” for the book, said Carla Gray, director of adult marketing for Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. The book, written by Harvey Araton, tells the story of the long-running friendship between Messrs. Berra and Guidry, and details Mr. Guidry’s unofficial role as Mr. Berra’s “chauffeur” during Yankees spring training in Tampa, Fla., since 2000.

As part of its marketing push, the publisher paid for television advertisements within the VIP areas of Yankee Stadium, as well as ads during the live game feed. During pregame moments, there will be 20-second ads for the book on an LED screen next to a jumbo screen at the stadium.

In addition, ads will be placed on the LED screens that are posted throughout the stadium’s parking garages.

Ms. Gray said the strategy has been used with previous books and has been effective.

As Yogi might say, it’s déjà view all over again.

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Lamebrained Quote o’ the Day (Haley Barbour Edition)

From Monday’s New York Times:

Santorum Ignores Pressure to Bow Out to Romney

RACINE, Wis. — Mitt Romney remains his biggest foe, but Rick Santorum is increasingly confronting an even more daunting obstacle: a rising chorus of Republicans calling for the divisive presidential contest to end so the party can turn its full attention to defeating President Obama.

The piece details the various GOPniks trying to nudge Santorum out of the race, including this lot:

A series of high-profile Republicans, including former Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida and Senator Jim DeMint of South Carolina, have urged Republicans to start uniting behind Mr. Romney. The sentiment continued Sunday, with former Gov. Haley Barbour of Mississippi saying the Republican race would soon wind down. “Unless Romney steps on a land mine, it looks like he will be the nominee,” he said.

Really, Haley?

Did it ever occur to you that real people (as opposed to Mitt Romney) are stepping on land mines all over the Middle East? Or that land mines might be off-limits for offhanded comments?

Not to mention, aren’t there still some murderers in Mississippi you’ve yet to illegally pardon?

Yeesh.

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Hey – Does This Violate The “People’s Pledge”?

It’s been quiet on the People’s Pledge front since Sen. Scott Brown (R-Walking Around Money) ponied up $1000 earlier this month because a group supporting him ran some Google ads. (His challenger Elizabeth Warren  (D-Google This) directed the money to an autism group.)

But check out this item from Politico’s Morning Score:

EXCLUSIVE – DSCC TO HIT BROWN, HELLER FOR TIES TO OIL INDUSTRY: At 5:30 p.m. the Senate will vote on Senator Robert Menendez’s “Repeal Big Oil Tax Subsidies Act.” In advance of the vote the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee is launching an online petition to rally support for the cause. When they unveil it later this morning, they’ll specifically go after Scott Brown of Massachusetts and Dean Heller of Nevada. They’ll also hit Virginia media with targeted messaging on George Allen’s past votes to protect tax breaks for oil companies. Petition: http://bit.ly/GSvRWA.

Here’s what it looks like:

The DSCC issued a press release directly attacking Brown:

ETCH A SKETCH ALERT: Big Oil Vote Today — Scott Brown May Shake It Up In Election Year

After Voting To Preserve Massive Tax Breaks For Big Oil Companies, Brown May Try And Shake Away His Three Votes For Big Oil Tax Breaks

Last week Scott Brown’s top political advisor outlined the “etch-a-sketch” reelection strategy, and today Scott Brown may be preparing to give us a demonstration. Brown has repeatedly voted to protect huge tax breaks for Big Oil companies and make seniors and middle class families shoulder the burden. In return for his work, Big Oil campaign contributors have showered Brown with nearly $200,000 in contributions. Now that Brown is in the fight of his political life he may pull an election year “etch-a-sketch,” and try to shake away his record supporting taxpayer funded subsidies for his Big Oil contributors.

And etc.

So should Warren have to fork over some dough for this?

You tell us.

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Why The NYT Is A Great Newspaper (They Kill Horses, Don’t They? Edition)

From Sunday’s New York Times:

Mangled Horses, Maimed Jockeys

The new economics of horse racing are making an always-dangerous game even more so, as lax oversight puts animal and rider at risk.

Nut grafs:

On average, 24 horses die each week at racetracks across America. Many are inexpensive horses racing with little regulatory protection in pursuit of bigger and bigger prizes. These deaths often go unexamined, the bodies shipped to rendering plants and landfills rather than to pathologists who might have discovered why the horses broke down.

In 2008, after a Kentucky Derby horse, Eight Belles, broke two ankles on national television and was euthanized, Congress extracted promises from the racing industry to make its sport safer. While safety measures like bans on anabolic steroids have been enacted, assessing their impact has been difficult because many tracks do not keep accurate accident figures or will not release them.

But an investigation by The New York Times has found that industry practices continue to put animal and rider at risk. A computer analysis of data from more than 150,000 races, along with injury reports, drug test results and interviews, shows an industry still mired in a culture of drugs and lax regulation and a fatal breakdown rate that remains far worse than in most of the world.

The Times devotes three full pages to this story – which in newspaper real estate terms is pretty much California. It also include comprehensive graphs like this:

A Survey of Horse Deaths

More than 3,000 horses died during racing or training from 2009-11 according to a New York Times survey of 29 racing states.Highlighted states do not require pre-race inspections of horses and do not perform post-mortem inspections on horses that die while racing or training.

STATE DRUG POSITIVES DEATHS
Arizona 107 50*
Arkansas 13 No data
California 296 635
Colorado 68 14
Delaware 53 90
Florida 366 150-160*
Idaho No data No data
Illinois 171 140
Indiana 58 65
Iowa 50 46
Kentucky 258 86
Louisiana 291 268
Maryland 69 79
Massachusetts 14 53
Michigan 71 14
Minnesota 222 34
Montana 5 10
Nebraska 64 47
New Jersey 105 106
New Mexico 115 349
New York 159 366
Ohio 406 122
Oklahoma 149 119
Oregon 64 45
Pennsylvania 195 243
Texas 168 108
Virginia 38 20
Washington 21 60
West Virginia 210 233
* Estimates. Actual practice and adherence to regulatory requirements varies widely from state to state.

 

Memo to mainstream-media haters like Jeff Jarvis: Who is going to provide this kind of investigative reporting when “the gatekeepers” are gone the way you want them to be?

Morons like you?

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The Weekly Standard Pimps Out Its Cover (II)

Because the hardworking staff is a noodnik, we failed to note in a previous post about the Weekly Standard’s leasing its March 26 cover to the National Federation of Independent Business, that the NFIB is lead plaintiff in the lawsuit (National Federation of Independent Business vs. Sebelius) against Obamacare that the Supreme Court will consider this week.

We also failed to note this major takedown of Obamacare in the same edition.

Apparently, the Weekly Standard offers a gift-with-purchase when you buy its integrity.

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The Weekly Standard Pimps Out Its Cover

Imagine the hardworking staff’s surprise when the March 26 edition of The Weekly Standard arrived at the Global Worldwide Headquarters and we saw this:

(Apologies for the amateur cellphoto.)

That’s the first of a four-page ad wrapper for the National Federation of Independent Business, which wants to KILL THE OBAMBACARE BEAST (thus the cover graphic).

That’s all well and good for NFIB, but what about the Weekly Standard’s standards?

Here’s the real cover of the March 26 edition:

 

Kind of an eerie resemblance, yeah?

Complicating matters was the first headline in that WS edition, which said:

Greed and Excess at the New York Times

Publication, heal thyself.

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Straight, No Chaser: WSJ Serves Up “The Real Mad Men”

From the Wall Street Journal’s Visualizer:

“The Real Mad Men” (Running Press), by former advertising executive Andrew Cracknell, tells the story of the real-life ad business from the late 1950s through the 1960s—during the so-called Creative Revolution. The book includes examples of some iconic campaigns, such as one from Volkswagen, by agency Doyle Dane Bernbach, which took a simple, honest approach that was unusual for the time. (Sample ad copy: “It may not be much to look at.”)

Among the book’s offerings:

• Clairol’s 1957 Does She  . . . or Doesn’t She ad, which was quite risque at the time. (“The male editors at Life magazine balked about running this headline until they did a survey and found out women were not filling in the ellipsis the way they were.” – Twenty Ads That Shook the World)

• The great Avis We’re No. 2 campaign:

• The classic Levy’s Real Jewish Rye series:

Those were the ad days, yes?

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Crush Rush: Boston Gets Anti-Limbaugh Radio Blitz

Via Mediaite:

Liberal Group Spends $100,000 On Anti-Limbaugh Radio Campaign

The latest development in the backlash to Rush Limbaugh‘s comments about Sandra Fluke? A radio campaign. Media Matters is running two advertisements in eight cities — and spending at least $100,000 on the effort. The ads will use Limbaugh’s own words to attack him.

One of the eight cities is Boston, as the Washington Times reports:

Ad time was purchased in Boston; Chicago; Detroit; Seattle; Milwaukee; St. Louis; Macon, Ga.; and Cedar Rapids, Iowa. The cities were selected to support active local campaigns against Limbaugh or because of perceptions Limbaugh may be vulnerable in that market, said Angelo Carusone of Media Matters.

Representative spot:

What say you, Boston?

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