You Gotta Have (Lorenz) Hart!

The hardworking staff freely admits that we don’t read books so much as book reviews.

Regardless, we loved this Wall Street Journal review of A Ship Without a Sail: The Life of Lorenz Hart:

Very Glad to Be Unhappy

Tender and comic, cynical and sensitive, Lorenz Hart’s lyrics were silver clouds with dark linings.

The 1948 biopic “Words and Music” dramatized the Rodgers and Hart collaboration and showcased some of their biggest hits, from “Manhattan” to “Blue Moon” to “The Lady Is a Tramp.” Mickey Rooney—almost the definition of a heterosexual popinjay—was cast as the melancholic, homosexual, alcoholic lyricist Lorenz Hart. At least Mr. Rooney wasshort, though not as short at Hart, whose elevator shoes brought him up to just 5 feet. Whatever it was—being dwarfish or drunk or queer or sad—it must have worked. But then, he wasn’t great because of any of these factors. He was great because, despite all of them, he wrote the best song lyrics anyone ever did.

The review quotes part of “My Funny Valentine” and “I Wish I Were in Love Again,” the latter of which deserves to be quoted in full:

The sleepless nights,
the daily fights
the qick toboggan when you reach the heights
I miss the kisses and I miss the bites
I wish I were in love again!

The broken dates,
the endless waits,
the lovely loving and the hateful hates,
the conversations with the flying plates
I wish I were in love again!

No more pain
no more strain
now I’m sane but …
I would rather be gaga!
The pulled-out fur
of cat and cur
the fine mismating of a him and her
I’ve learned my lesson, but I wish I were
in love again!

The furtive sight
the blackened eye,
the words “I’ll love you till the day I day”
the self-deception the belives the lie
I wish I were in love again!

When love congeals
it soon reveals
the faint aroma of performing seals
the double-crossing of a pair of heels.
I wish I were in love again!

No more care
no despair
I’m all there now
But I’d rather be punch-drunk!
Belive me sir
I much prefer
the classic battle of a him and her.
I don’t like quiet and
I wish I were in love again!

Bobby Darin’s 1967 Live in London version:

(Who knows how great Darin could have become if he hadn’t died at the age of 37. He might have been the real Frank Sinatra, Jr.)

But back to Lorenz Hart. He and Richard Rogers “worked together for 25 years, produced 28 shows and wrote—for revues, movies, occasions and individual singers—some 800 songs . . . Rodgers was the greatest melodist America ever produced. With an admiring drop of acid, Noël Coward once complimented him by saying Rodgers could pee melody.”

Hart-breaking quote:

Because we have more innuendo than facts, it’s impossible to know Hart’s deepest feelings and needs. That he was homosexual, though not gay, is a given; how he lived with that fact remains a mystery.

But this book, apparently, does a good job of exploring that mystery.

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You Heard It Here First: Nadal-Killer Goes Down Like The Hindenburg

Just as the hardworking staff predicted, a guy who beat Rafael Nadal one time in ten tries defeated the guy who beat Rafael Nadal one time in one tries at Wimbledon yesterday.

From the New York Times:

For Nadal’s Conqueror, Burst of Stardom Is Followed by an Equally Sudden Exit

Nut graf(s):

Instead of competing under the bright lights of Centre Court, Rosol was squinting in the daylight on Court 12, one of Wimbledon’s minor showplaces, a court flanked by a temporary pavilion and saplings that may someday create some shade.

Instead of Nadal, the man across the net was the 27th-seeded Philipp Kohlschreiber, who can walk through Wimbledon village and a lot of other villages undisturbed.

Instead of calm, there was a breeze: shifting the big white clouds overhead and tugging at [Lukas] Rosol’s shorts and his huge flat shots. And instead of a follow-up victory after a huge upset, there was — as is often the case in the head game that is tennis — a quick tumble back to planet earth.

“Of course I was hoping he’s not having that day again against me,” Kohlschreiber said after his 6-2, 6-3, 7-6 (6) victory.

As for Nadal, it’s clear he’s just superstar-crossed.

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More E-Mail From Some Flounder

(Tip o’ the pixel to Rocky & Bullwinkle, as alway)

Yesterday the hardworking staff got e-mail from the Romney campaign (Win a seat on our campaign bus!) and the Obama campaign (Give us a shoutout on the healthcare win!).

Today it’s the Romneyites looking for a healthcare shoutout . . .

Friend,

On Thursday, the Supreme Court upheld Obamacare. This means to repeal Obamacare we need to replace Barack Obama. We’ve got 129 days until Election Day and every one of them has to count if we want to see Mitt Romney turn this country around.

That starts with an important fundraising deadline tonight at midnight. Help make today count.

Donate $10 or more to put a stop to the failed policies of Barack Obama:

https://www.mittromney.com/donate/.

Thanks for standing with Mitt.

Matt Rhoades

. . . and the Obamanauts  inviting us onto the bus:

Friend —

Our family has spent more than a few days on the campaign trail.

We’ve had lots of card games, laughs, and fun family moments on that campaign bus.

Barack is hitting the road again next week, and he’s saving two seats on the bus for a supporter and their guest. We’ll pick the lucky winner in just a few hours.

So make a donation before the big fundraising deadline tonight, and you’ll be automatically entered to join Barack on the road.

The girls and I miss Barack when we’re not on the road with him. But I know he’s looking forward to hanging out with you — so I’ll let you take my seat this time.

Pitch in what you can before tonight’s critical fundraising deadline to be automatically entered to spend some time with Barack on the road:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Tonight

Thanks, and good luck.

– Michelle

We think we’ll just sit here with our mouth shut.

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Did Steve Schwartz Just Miss His Last WGBH Radio Show?

Reports of WGBH radio’s jazz pogrom indicated that some of the station’s sweeping program changes would take effect next week.

To the consternation of loyal listeners, WGBH-FM (89.7) is dropping jazz programming on weeknights, moving longtime host Eric Jackson to weekend duties only, and eliminating Steve Schwartz’s Friday show.

The changes, some of which take effect July 2, come amid an expansion of National Public Radio programming on WGBH, including additional broadcasts of “Marketplace” and extending “Morning Edition” to four hours per weekday.

But what the station is calling “a new focus on jazz” amounts to a serious downscaling of jazz programming on Boston radio, where Jackson and Schwartz have been mainstays for three decades, exposing listeners to artists old and new while promoting concerts and other events vital to the local jazz scene.

“Jazz on WGBH With Eric Jackson” will no longer run from 8 p.m. to midnight Monday through Thursday, airing instead from 9 p.m. to midnight Friday through Sunday. Schwartz’s Friday evening jazz show is disappearing altogether, and he will no longer produce live performances for Jackson’s show.

On his Facebook page, Schwartz told listeners he has a two-month reprieve:

Then again, Andy Rosenfeld filled in last night on Jazz from Studio Four.

Is it possible Schwartz will lose that two-month cushion?

(Full disclosure: In 2008 the hardworking staff exited WGBH-TV after 11 years with nary a mention of it on-air. We’ve had classier sendoffs from street-paving crews in Cincinnati.)

We could be wrong about this (we’ll know in seven days), but we could also be right.

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E-Mail From Some Flounder?

(Tip o’ the pixel to Rocky & Bullwinkle)

Because the hardworking staff is all about you splendid readers, we receive a lot of e-mail from the Obama and Romney campaigns.

Here are today’s e-missives.

From Romney digidrone Zac Moffat:

 

From Obama vice president Joe Biden:

Friend —

Yesterday I shared an emotional moment with Barack in the Oval Office after he learned health reform had been upheld.

Barack Obama is a man who refused to give up. No matter how politically unpopular it was, he knew it was the right thing to do.

Tomorrow is the biggest fundraising deadline of this election so far. Romney and the Republicans may outraise us again — you can bet they’ll have a whole slew of special interests who want to see Romney make good on his promise to repeal Obamacare on Day One.

But they can’t beat us if we pull together. Our grassroots movement is unstoppable when we put our minds to it.

Please donate $3 or more today, before the critical deadline:

https://donate.barackobama.com/June-Deadline

Thanks,

Joe

Click on the links as you wish. We’re not about you that much.

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So Shame On You, Barack Obama!

Mitt Romney (R-Nobamacare) has a new TV spot and a new BFF: Hillary Clinton.

 

According to BuzzFeed, the ad is running in seven swing states, but a former Clinton aide doubts it will be effective:

Anyone who’s ever run against anyone thinks that the other side is distorting their views with negative ads, especially someone (like Hillary) who was losing at that time. So I’m not sure that the gripe from her will be shocking to voters. And I’m not even sure that using it would have been effective even had McCain used it in 2008, let alone four years later when it just feels so old.

Beyond that, the Clintonaut says, “[p]eople like Obama. Doing an ad about him being an asshole is an attempt at persuasion, rather than deepening an already held view. The former is harder.”

Yeah – that’s where having tens of millions of dollars comes in handy.

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What – Nadal Just Can’t Beat THIS Guy Either?

From our Whiskey Tango Foxtrot desk:

The hardwatching staff yields to no man in our admiration and respect for Rafael Nadal. So it’s not bad enough that he’s been buffeted by Hurricane Novak the past year and a half?

Now comes this?

Nadal Stunned in Second-Round Knockout

WIMBLEDON, England — Lukas Rosol was keeping it simple against Rafael Nadal, crushing serves and ground strokes at every reasonable and sometimes unreasonable opportunity.

The critical question was simple, as well: Could he somehow keep it up? Could Rosol, the world’s 100th-ranked player, really keep making enough huge and perfect swings to ruin Rafael Nadal’s Wimbledon in the second round?

The answer: yes indeed.

Match point:

 

No question – this was not Rafa’s best showing, either from a playing or a professional standpoint (he whined to the chair during the third set, and intentionally bumped into Rosol during a crossover).

But . . . he met a guy who played the game of his life (hardwatching staff prediction: Rosol will go out in three next round) and could have beaten anyone yesterday.

But he beat Nadal (who committed 16 unforced errors in five sets).

Man.

This is getting downright Biblical.

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The T Is Like Somebody’s Hobby (“Signal Problems” Edition)

The MBTA never cease to underwhelm.

On our Inbound trip, the hardrunning staff got to the trolley before it started leaving the station, but the driver looked straight at us and drove away.

On the Outbound leg, the trolley stopped in the tunnel between Kenmore and St. Mary’s. three times the driver got on the PA and said, “We’re standing by for  a short time due to signal problems.”

Yes. Signal problems is a perfect two-word synonym for the T.

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Jack Shafer: Why Leaks Are Good For You

In the wake of New York Times reports about U.S. Iranian cyberattacks and Taliban drone attacks, excellent Reuters media critic Jack Shafer has a smart post on why classified-information leaks should be celebrated, not denigrated.

The most significant leaks, especially of state secrets, usually end up igniting policy debates that should have already been burning. The progenitor of this kind of leak is the Pentagon Papers, which placed U.S. intervention in Vietnam in a new context. The December 2005 New York Timesaccount about the National Security Agency’s warrantless interception of thousands of international phone calls, international emails, and other data stands as another example. Published over the objections of the Bush White House and the NSA, the Times coverage by James Risen and Eric Lichtblau inspired Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and others to contemplate the prosecution of the Times and its journalists under the espionage laws. It also rekindled a civil liberties debate that had gone moribund during the early months of the “war on terrorism.”

Which caused the hardworking staff to remember a classic Bush administration leak.

In 2002, someone in the Bush administration leaked to New York Times Iraq puppet Judith Miller that Saddam Hussein was stockpiling aluminum tubes to construct an atomic bomb. Then vice president Dick Cheney went on NBC’s Meet the Press and cited the Times story as proof that Hussein was stockpiling aluminum tubes to construct an atomic bomb.

From a Democracy Now (6/8/11) interview with Bill Moyers:

AMY GOODMAN: Speaking about war, I wanted to take this forward. I want to return to a clip from your 2007 special. It’s when you came back to PBS, and it was a documentary called Buying the War. This part goes back to September 8th, 2002, the day the New York Times published a front-page article by Michael Gordon and Judith Miller entitled “U.S. Says Hussein Intensifies Quest for A-Bomb Parts.” That same day, Vice President Dick Cheney appeared on NBC’s Meet the Press, hosted by, well, the late Tim Russert.

BILL MOYERS: Quoting anonymous administration officials, the Times reported that Saddam Hussein had launched a worldwide hunt for materials to make an atomic bomb, using specially designed aluminum tubes. And there, on Meet the Press, that same morning, was Vice President Cheney.

VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY: There was a story in the New York Times this morning that says — and I want to attribute to the Times. I don’t want to talk about, obviously, specific intelligence sources, but…

JONATHAN LANDAY: Now, ordinarily, information, like the aluminum tubes, would — wouldn’t appear. It was top-secret intelligence. And the vice president and the national security adviser would not be allowed to talk about this on the Sunday talk shows. But it appeared that morning in the New York Times, and therefore, they were able to talk about it.

VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY: It’s now public that, in fact, he has been seeking to acquire, and we have been able to intercept and prevent him from acquiring, through this particular channel, the kinds of tubes that are necessary to build a centrifuge. And the centrifuge is required to take low-grade uranium and enhance it into highly enriched uranium, which is what you have to have in order to build a bomb.

BILL MOYERS: Using the identical language of the anonymous sources quoted in the Times, top officials were now invoking the ultimate specter of nuclear war: the smoking gun as mushroom cloud.

CONDOLEEZZA RICE: There will always be some uncertainty about how quickly he can acquire a nuclear weapon, but we don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.

ERIC BOEHLERT: Those sorts of stories, when they appear on the front page of the so-called liberal New York Times, it absolutely comes with a stamp of approval. I mean, if the New York Times thinks Saddam is on the precipice of some mushroom clouds, then there is really no debate.

BOB SCHIEFFER: We read in the New York Times today a story that says that Saddam Hussein is closer to acquiring nuclear weapons. Does he have nuclear weapons? Is there a smoking gun here?

DEFENSE SECRETARY DONALD RUMSFELD: “Smoking gun” is an interesting phrase.

COLIN POWELL: As we saw in reporting just this morning…

TIM RUSSERT: What specifically has he obtained that you believe would enhance his nuclear development program?

BILL MOYERS: Was it just a coincidence, in your mind, that Cheney came on your show, and others went on the other Sunday shows, the very morning that that story appeared?

TIM RUSSERT: I don’t know. The New York Times is a better judge of that than I am.

BILL MOYERS: No one tipped you that it was going to happen?

TIM RUSSERT: No, no. I mean —

BILL MOYERS: The Cheney office didn’t make any — didn’t leak to you that there’s going to be a big story?

TIM RUSSERT: No, no. I mean, I don’t — I don’t have a — this is, you know — on Meet the Press, people come on, and there are no ground rules. We can ask any question we want. I did not know about the aluminum tube story until I read it in the New York Times.

BILL MOYERS: Critics point to September 8th, 2002, and to your show, in particular, as the classic case of how the press and the government became inseparable. Someone in the administration plants a dramatic story in the New York Times, and then the vice president comes on your show and points to the New York Times, and it’s a circular self-confirming leak.

TIM RUSSERT: I don’t know how Judith Miller and Michael Gordon reported that story, who their sources were. It was a front-page story of the New York Times. When Secretary Rice and Vice President Cheney and the others came out that Sunday morning on all the Sunday shows, they did exactly that. My concern was is that there were concerns expressed by other government officials. And to this day, I wish my phone had rung, or I had access to them.

Best. Leak. Ever.

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Mac Users Sent Into Orbitz

Online tracking gets more and more sophisticated every day.

From the Wall Street Journal:

On Orbitz, Mac Users Steered to Pricier Hotels

Orbitz Worldwide Inc. has found that people who use Apple Inc.’s Mac computers spend as much as 30% more a night on hotels, so the online travel agency is starting to show them different, and sometimes costlier, travel options than Windows visitors see.

The Orbitz effort, which is in its early stages, demonstrates how tracking people’s online activities can use even seemingly innocuous information—in this case, the fact that customers are visiting Orbitz.com from a Mac—to start predicting their tastes and spending habits.

Just to clarify: Orbitz isn’t offering the same hotel room at different prices to PC and Mac users. It’s showing more expensive hotels to the Appleniks, as this handy WSJ chart shows.

And here’s the kicker:

The sort of targeting undertaken by Orbitz is likely to become more commonplace as online retailers scramble to identify new ways in which people’s browsing data can be used to boost online sales.

That’s great news, eh?

We neither.

(For the record, the hardworking staff employs Macs. Then again, we don’t travel, so it’s no big deal.)

 

Originally posted at the in restauro Sneak ADtack!

 

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