Let The Whatever-Billion-Dollar Rumpus Begin! (You’re A Liar! No, YOU’RE A Liar! Edition)

Here’s what the 2012 presidential race has come down to:

One campaign releases a lying ad (Exhibit A); the other campaign releases a lying response to the lying ad (Exhibit B).

From Politico’s Morning Score:

ROMNEY RERELEASES “AMERICA DESERVES BETTER”: The campaign says they’re pushing a TV ad into Iowa as Obama continues his bus tour across the state decries the misleading Priorities USA cancer attack, which the president himself has still not weighed in on.

Pro-Obama Super PAC Priorities USA Action Exhibit A:

 

Romney campaign Exhibit B:

 

Also from Morning Score:

OBAMA RESPONDS TO “FALSE WELFARE REFORM ATTACK ADS”: A 90-second web video juxtaposes Romney telling the president to take his campaign out of the gutter with clips of media personalities calling his welfare attacks inaccurate.

Romney campaign Exhibit A:

 

Obama campaign Exhibit B:

 

Hardworking Staff Exhibit C:

This Totally Blows.

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Taylor Swift Cape House Edition)

My God, if the Boston dailies can’t agree on 1) whether Taylor Swift bought a house in Hyannisport, and 2) where it is in relation to Ethel Kennedy’s manse – well, the hardworking staff doesn’t know what to think. Judge for yourselves at IGTLTDT.

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Bob Kraft/Ricki Noel Lander [Or Is That “Landed”] Edition)

Myra Kraft widower Robert Kraft and his paramour Ricki Noel Lander are once again Inside Tracked. See IGTLTDT for details.

 

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Let The Whatever-Billion-Dollar Rumpus Begin! (Back To Restore Our Future Edition)

Oxymoronic Super PAC Restore Our Future has restored its umpteen-million-dollar ad campaign, which had previously blowtorched Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and any hope of a rational presidential campaign.

From Politico’s Playbook:

EXCLUSIVE – Restore Our Future, pro-Romney super PAC, begins its biggest ad buy ever in terms of dollars (Olympic buy had same number of states, 11): “Another Month,” $10.48 million, running tomorrow through Aug. 21 in Colorado, Florida, Iowa, Michigan, Nevada, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia and Wisconsin.

–Female announcer: “Another month. Even MORE Americans jobless.  If you had President Obama’s record, what would YOU do? Would you joke? [Obama clip:] ‘Shovel ready was not as, uh, shovel ready as we expected.’ Deny reality? [Obama clip:] ‘We tried our plan, and it worked.’  Even insist? [Obama clip:] ‘The private sector is doing fine.’ Or do what Obama’s allies are doing now — launch ‘shameful,’ ‘dishonest’ attacks? With NO record to run on, it’s the ONLY strategy Obama has left.”

The spot:

 

Translation: We’ve gone negative because he’s gone negative.

This isn’t the Seinfeld election.

It’s the M.C. Escher election.

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Paul Ryan, Paul The Time Edition)

The Paul Ryan Express roars through the news media. Local stops at IGTLTDT.

 

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Memo To Boston Globe: You Missed One Of Scott Brown’s Cross-Yessers

The Boston Sunday Globe Political Intelligencer column noted that all those Democrats endorsing Scott Brown in descending-order-of-impressiveness TV spots are, well, Hemocrats.

Brown ads show Democrats in name only, critics charge

Senator Scott Brown’s latest round of TV ads, featuring Democrats who have endorsed him, has prompted a flood of complaints from political observers arguing that the first two people featured — former Boston Mayor Raymond L. Flynn and former Worcester Mayor Konstantina Lukes — are Democrats in name only.

They noted that Flynn is also backing Republican Mitt Romney for president, endorsed Republican George W. Bush rather than Democrat Al Gore in 2000, and dinged 1998 Democratic gubernatorial nominee Scott Harshbarger by showing up at a Boston bar with then-Republican nominee Paul Cellucci.

Lukes’s husband ran for office as a Republican and she has a son who was a Republican State Committee member.

Missing among the Globe’s cross-yessing endorsers: Former Bristol County District Attorney Paul Walsh, who checked in this past week:

 

Walsh, as the Springfield Republican’s Shira Schoenberg reports, “has backed Republicans in prior elections, including former Massachusetts Governors William Weld and Paul Cellucci.”

So many cross-yessers. So little airtime.

 

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State o’ the News Media (Paul Ryan Twitter Edition)

There’s no more silly season in contemporary U.S. politics.

It’s all silly.

From Buzzfeed:

Romney Veep Doesn’t Follow Him On Twitter

Rep. Paul Ryan only follows the national debt. [UPDATE: His campaign account follows Romney.]

And three more months to go?

Aaccckk!

 

 

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Campaign Outsider Presidential Emailbag (Paul Ryan Edition)

From Ann Romney (R-Rafalca):

Friends,
 
What an exciting day! Mitt and I are so thrilled to have Paul Ryan and his wonderful family join America’s Comeback Team.
 
I hope you will display your support for the Romney-Ryan ticket with this bumper sticker. Let your friends and neighbors know that you support the team that will take back America.
 
Romney-Ryan Bumper Sticker
 
Like Mitt said, today is a great day in America, and there are better days ahead. Together, we will ensure a better America for our children and grandchildren.
 
 
Thank you for your support,
 
Ann Romney

From David Axelrod (D-Rottweiler):

Friend —

This morning, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan stood on a platform in Norfolk, Virginia, and introduced themselves to the country as “America’s Comeback Team.”

“Go Back Team” would be more appropriate — because a Romney-Ryan administration is the definition of a fast track back to the failed, top-down economic policies of the past.

In Ryan, Romney has selected a running mate best known for designing the extreme GOP budget that would end Medicare as we know it, and — just like Romney’s plan — actuallyraise taxes on middle-class Americans to pay for an additional $250,000 tax break for millionaires and billionaires. As a leader of the House Republicans and a Tea Party favorite, Congressman Ryan has led the relentless, intensely ideological battle for these kinds of budget-busting policies that punish seniors and the middle class.

Today, Romney doubled down on those policies.

But most Americans don’t know Paul Ryan. In the coming days, the other side will spend a lot of time trying to define Romney’s choice and what it says about his candidacy — so we put together a brand-new website on Romney-Ryan with everything you need to know.

Check it out, watch the video, and then show your support for President Obama and Vice President Biden by sharing it with friends and family.

The Romney-Ryan plan

If their records are any indication of how they’d govern, it’s not looking good (unless you’re a right-wing conservative in the top 5 percent of income-earners and NOT a woman or a worker counting on Medicare in your future).

This isn’t a matter of opinion:

— As an architect of the extreme GOP budget, Ryan will be Romney’s biggest advocate for his plan to give more tax breaks to millionaires, paid for by $2,000 in higher taxes on middle-class families with kids.

— The Ryan plan, which Romney said is “an excellent piece of work, and very much needed,” calls for deep cuts in education — from college scholarships to Head Start — critical scientific research, and clean energy investments, all to help pay for those tax cuts.

— Ryan authored the original plan to convert Medicare into a voucher program, costing seniors an additional $6,000 or more each year.

— Ryan talks tough on balancing the budget, but his own plan would fail to do that for a generation. The burden of balancing any Ryan budget falls squarely on the backs of seniors and middle-class families — while no one at the top is asked to pay even a dollar more.

— Both Romney and Ryan are severely conservative, threatening to take us backward on women’s issues and civil rights. Ryan cosponsored a bill that would ban common forms of birth control, in vitro fertilization, and abortions even in cases of rape or incest. He voted against the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, voted against the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” and sponsored a constitutional amendment to ban marriage equality.

On so many issues, Paul Ryan, like Mitt Romney, has taken extreme positions that are out of touch with the values most Americans share.

It’s our job, especially in these first few days and weeks, to make sure voters get the facts on his record, and a clear picture as to what a Romney-Ryan administration would look like for regular people, when the slogans fade away and the real policy decisions they’d face as president and vice president are on the table.

Check out the new video and site on Romney-Ryan:

http://my.barackobama.com/Go-Back-Team

Thanks for everything.

Big day.

David

P.S. — We are 87 days out from Election Day. This campaign is relying on people like you to help build it in the time we’ve got left. Chip in to support the Obama-Biden campaign today.

More, unfortunately, to come.

 

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Marlen Esparza Is Golden To Us

Last month the hardworking staff wrote about U.S. women’s boxing Olympian Marlen Esparza and her quest for a gold medal at London 2012. The post ended with this quote from an Atlantic profile:

Looking . . .  to the Olympics, Esparza could imagine a scenario in which she wins the gold medal—but not one in which she doesn’t. “I feel like it will complete me—like it will make me what I want to be,” she said. “I don’t want to see someone else win.” Esparza put her fork down, and a tear slid down her cheek. “It would be like someone else living what you’re supposed to be living, and feeling what you’re supposed to be feeling. It’s like someone stealing what I want to be.” She paused again, wiping her eyes with her cloth napkin. “Failure is when your best isn’t good enough, and I’m trying as hard as I possibly can.”

Esparza finished her entrée and we ordered dessert—fried zeppoles with chocolate sauce. When I asked her how she envisions her life after the Olympics—after boxing, that is—she recalled driving to the gym one morning and seeing two girls, about her age, who looked like they were going to the mall. Esparza wondered what the rest of their day might be like, whether they would see their friends, or go to the movies. “And I was thinking, What the heck would I do all day?” She considered this for a moment. “It’s like a small kitten or an inside dog that scratches at the door all day, but when someone finally opens it, they don’t want to go,” she said. “They just look.”

Esparza wound up with a bronze medal in the flyweight division, but that didn’t keep her from pulling – in an aggressive way –  for her Olympic teammate, middleweight Claressa Shields.

From the New York Daily News:

Shields, a student of the sweet science who was introduced to the sport by her father, likens her style to Sugar Ray Robinson, and complemented straight jabs with rope-a-dope tactics to win Wednesday’s match. She has also shown the speed and accuracy to adapt in a multitude of approaches. She was blunt in her explanation of what she saw on the canvas during the semifinal against Sweden’s Anna Laurell.

“If a girl gonna stand right there in front of me, why not hit her?” Shields said.

Shields accepted all challenges assigned to her. Back home, she’s sparred with every man in her gym, located in the basement of Berston Field House. The opponents have weighed as much as 201 pounds, and she’s absorbed punches to the jaw, but she’s adjusted each time, shrugging off the pain to improve her mettle. On Wednesday, she felt slighted by Laurell.

“The game plan was initially just to go to the right and jab and box but she didn’t respect me when I did that so I turned it into a fun game and started banging with her and I got the best of it,” Shields said. “I was able to do a lot of things people don’t see women doing.”

Shields celebrated her win with friends and fans beneath a section of stands afterward. She was still in uniform, sans the gloves, and mugged for photos with her fists raised. Nearby, Esparza, wearing a wool hat, peeked in, then slipped away.

“She better get the gold,” Esparza said.

She did.

 

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Quote o’ the Day (Paul Ryan Edition)

Now that GOP Great White Hope Mitt Romney has tapped Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Hey, Privatize This), lots of folks are bookmarking Ryan (!) Lizza’s recent New Yorker profile of the Ayn Rand acolyte.

But it’s also worth taking a look at this piece that ran in the Weekly Standard last month.

Money quote:

Few who have known him over the years would have predicted that Ryan would be at the center of this national [budget] debate. And just two years ago, Republican pollsters and strategists advised their candidates to seek distance from Ryan’s plan. But he is now the intellectual leader of the Republican party. And, at the risk of overstating the case, the outcome of the November elections may turn on whether his party can present and defend his ideas.

And now the GOP has the best person to do that in the best position to do that.

Excruciating details to come.

(For a more eye-glazing exegesis, see Larry Sabato’s Crystal Ball.)

 

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