Michael Reagan Milks the Old Man Like a Cash Cow

Well the hardworking staff opened up the old mailbag today and here’s what poured out:

 

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And etc.

So, pony up for the Reagan Ranch and get a swell calendar.

 

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Year in pictures:

 

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You might wonder: Why exactly is the hardneutral staff getting Reaganabilia in fundraising mail?

Because we subscribe to The Weekly Standard, which apparently sells our name to every conservative outfit with a dollar in its pocket.

Then again, we also subscribe to The New Republic, which apparently doesn’t have enough brains to sell our name to every liberal outfit with a dollar in its pocket,

Which is why, despite Hillary Clinton’s newfound zeal to panhandle for Super PAC bucks, GOPniks will likely outspend Democrats this presidential election too.

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