Downturn Scotty Brown (R-Girl Trouble) has now been reduced to this (via John DiStaso in NHJournal):

BROWN OFFERS HIS HELP. Scott Brown told us back in December that he intends to play a role helping Republican presidential candidates get to know New Hampshire. He said he would set up roundtable discussions with candidates who ask and state leaders so they can make their cases.

On Friday Brown met in Boston with former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush and told us afterward offered his help as a “facilitator.” He tweeted a photo of himself, his wife, Gail and Bush from a law office in Boston after telling the Boston Herald he intends to help Bush and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie. He told us he will also meet at some point with Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, who helped Brown’s Senate run, although as of today, there was no meeting planned for next Wednesday, when Paul returns to New Hampshire.

Oh, yeah – there’s also this:

Brown said he will also make himself available to help other candidates make contacts with key Republican players in New Hampshire.

Uh-huh. Like Just One More for Bubbles in The Wire.

Man, that’s sad: Scott Brown, Granite State Tour Guide.

New Hampshire geography being his strong suit and all.