Yesterday the hardtsking staff noted the new Gosling’s Dark ‘n Stormy Boardroom at Fenway Park, available for $6500-$9500 a pop. And we promised to call Brendan Hankard – Manager, Premium Sales and Services – to discuss the finer points of pimping out Fenway Park.

But we didn’t, for reasons that are too boring to enumerate.

We did, however, come across these other Fenway selling points:

You can sample them all here.

Yes yes – we know: Every sports venue does the same . . . and more. Our question: Is there anything the Red Sox wouldn’t sell?

We’ll definitely ask Mr. Hankard later today.