From our Late to the Party desk:

Cryin’ John Boehner in Thursday’s Boston Globe:

Cryin’ John Boehner in Thursday’s Wall Street Journal:

Bonus WSJ headline:

In Come the Republicans, and Out Comes John Boehner’s Handkerchief

That’ll be the hardest-working piece of cloth outside of the American flag the next two years in D.C., we’re guessing.