Splendid reader Arafat K. sent this along:
Bridalplasty: “The only competition where the winner gets cut.”
If you don’t fear for the Republic now, you never will.
Hey – new reality show!
Fear for the Republic: The only thing to fear is the Republic itself.
Coming soon to a cable network near you.
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I so wish that clip had been excerpted from a Saturday Night Live skit.
Entirely agree.