CNN needs a pairniker (you know, like Bennifer or Brangelina) for Kathleen Parker and Eliot Spitzer, whose new squawk show debuted Monday night.
Representative sample (Aaron Sorkin division):
Sorkin: “Sarah Palin is an idiot. C’mon – this is a remarkably, stunningly and jaw droppingly incompetent and mean woman.”
This from a remarkably, stunningly and jaw droppingly competent and (formerly, we think) drug-addicted man.
Excellent!
ParkerSpitzer has real promise. All it needs is a pairniker (pat. pending).
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How bad was Parker Spitzer? “Be glad you watched Dancing With the Stars instead.”
Youch.
Youch is right. The next person who says something nice about the show will be the first. This is the Howard the Duck of cable squawk shows.
Hey hey hey no call for that. I happen to like “Howard the Duck”. Judging from the funny looks whenever I mention it, I am most probably the only one. Same goes for “Earth Girls Are Easy”.
I also liked “My Mother the Car”.
Please don’t think less of me. 🙂