(With apologies to The Weekly Standard’s “Sentences We Didn’t Finish“)
From Daily Beast diva Tina Brown:
Why America Needed Chelsea’s Wedding
Chelsea Clinton’s nuptials weren’t just a celebrity-free PR triumph. They were a happy throwback to the carefree 1990s.
Celebrity-free PR triumph? Really?
Tell that to every couple that didn’t spend $2 million-to-$5 million on their wedding.
Does Tina Brown even live on this planet?
Campaign Outsider 
Satirist Richard Armour once observed that the only Irishman in the Shakespeare canon was a silent onlooker named Pat in “Hamlet”. When Hamlet oberves Claudius praying he says “now might I do it Pat”. That makes him one of the most famous ‘Pats’ along with the Julia Sweeney character and Pat Pending.