Headline in Monday’s Wall Street Journal: “Woods Speaks Out on Crash, Blaming Himself.”
(Ennhh – I’m sorry, that’s wrong. But thanks for playing.)
Because here’s the lede of the WSJ piece:
Tiger Woods broke his silence about his driving accident by posting a statement Sunday on his Web site. He also hired a criminal-defense attorney and declined to meet with crash investigators for the third straight day.
So Woods didn’t speak out – he Webbed out, which is the same as opted out. The Journal, however, almost redeemed itself with Jason Gay’s excellent piece in Monday’s WSJ Sports section.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is why the planet needs a 24-hour celebrity-golf-justice channel.
No argument here.