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Nothing Trumps This
As short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump promotes his patently preposterous presidential pretensions (Birthers, Unite!), the current season of his thoroughly unwatchable Celebrity Apprentice surreality program breaks new ground in, well, surreality. Via Mediaite (with video): Cringetastic: Star Jones, Apparently Unclear On … Continue reading
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Donald Trump (Rhymes With Chump) For President!
Short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump (as the late, lamented Spy magazine dubbed him back in the late, lamented ’90s) is once again considering a run for the highest office in the land. (As opposed, presumably, to developing the highest office building … Continue reading
To Know Trump
Tuesday’s New York Times Business section featured a house ad with Donald Trump delivering a full-throated (does he have any other gear?) endorsement of the paper. Trump’s kicker: “Our longstanding relationship with The New York Times will endure forever, both online … Continue reading
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Tagged Donald Trump, full-throated endorsement, house ad, New York Times
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Ads ‘n’ Ends
Item: One No Trump I always thought Donald Trump ably provided his own parody, but he declines to stay within himself (as sports-speak has it) in this new TV spot for Double-Stuffed Oreos. It features Trump and his doppelganger , … Continue reading